Fu Tian, Huang Shaohan, Wu Xucheng, Gao Wanya, Nie Li, and Di Cheng, whom they had nicknamed "Big Joke," had all grown up together. They had been born in the same expensive private hospital and lived in the same wealthy district. They had grown up together whistling at the girls in Yan Jing.
He knew very well that his friends were disgusted with Di Cheng, but he had never isolated Di Cheng. This was because Di Cheng had always been the first to stand up and help him whenever they had gotten into a fight when they had been young. Di Cheng had never hesitated no matter who had hit him.
It was because of Di Cheng's code of brotherhood that Fu Tian had always treated him as a brother. No matter how talkative he was, Fu Tian had never exposed him or given him a way out.
Nie Li had always been unhappy with Di Cheng because Di Cheng had always relied on Fu Tian to tolerate him. The more Di Cheng boasted, the more unreliable he became. Even the most trivial matters were exaggerated. At first, they could still treat it as a joke, but the more they heard, the more impatient they became.
Some of his boasting was too big, so Nie Li had always suspected that Di Cheng's behavior was because he treated them like fools. Therefore, even though Fu Tian had always given Di Cheng a way out, Nie Li had always exposed him. He wanted Di Cheng to be ashamed of his actions.
However, Di Cheng had never seemed to feel ashamed of his words and actions. On the contrary, the more Nie Li didn't believe him, the more he tried to prove that what he said was true. Therefore, the two of them had formed a vicious cycle.
Ever since they bumped into each other in the afternoon, whether it was during afternoon tea or dinner, the two of them had never stopped bickering.
That was why he brought them to this nightclub where it was easy to find beautiful women. In less than half an hour, they were surrounded by all kinds of beautiful girls in short skirts and tube tops that revealed their breasts. These two people actually continued to bicker endlessly. His head was a little big from listening to them. If they still couldn't drink properly, he really wanted to slap the table and leave.
For a guy who had been frequenting nightclubs since he was 12 years old, drinking was naturally not a problem. Di Cheng downed the wine in his glass in one gulp and slammed it on the table. "Nie Li, I'm not bragging, but I met a ruthless person in Australia. I can guarantee that he's a hundred times more awesome than the Dragon Fighter you've mentioned!"
"You really don't know when to stop. Other than talking, can't you do something more practical? What ruthless person? Bring him out for everyone to see." Nie Li snorted, "Have you thought of the name of the ruthless person you're talking about before you start bragging?"
"His name is Xiong Zhouzhou, an assassin!" Di Cheng's expression was very rich. "He fell into a trap when he was carrying out a mission in Australia. When he had nowhere else to go, he broke into my house!"
What a guy! He even f * cking bragged about being an assassin. Fu Tian smiled helplessly. If this grandson continued to brag like this, the girls around him would probably leave because they heard too much nonsense. He wouldn't be able to find any beautiful women tonight, and he probably wouldn't have the chance to bring them to a hotel. He really wanted to remind him that if he was smart, he should shut up early so that he wouldn't regret it when the time came.
"Hey, a killer broke into the house. What are you doing?" Gao Wanya couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of wine. Although he was also annoyed by this guy's bragging, it wasn't to the extent of Nie Li's. However, after hearing this, he really couldn't help but want to ridicule him. This was a bit too much. "Didn't you use a brick to kill that assassin?"
"He's a real fierce man. If he wanted to take my life, I wouldn't even have the chance to hold a brick." Di Cheng said, "You don't believe me. Let me finish talking! That night, I brought an Australian model home for the night. Just as I was about to climax, I was interrupted by him. I was so scared that I trembled on the spot. I thought that my girlfriend at that time had returned! "
Nie Li really broke down when he heard this. "Didn't he make you impotent in an instant? What, is the root of the problem now? Do you want our Yanjing girls to treat you tonight? " Forget it, if you can't get it up, no one will be willing to go back to the hotel with you. Our Yan Jing girls don't like to waste time with trash. Everyone here is a fierce man. "
Di Cheng ignored Nie Li's sarcasm and continued, "He is an assassin. What can we do? We do whatever he wants us to do. Guess what? He actually asked me to close the door and come back to continue doing what I should do with the model. And he was hiding in the closet next to my bed! Oh my god, I thought that this guy had a peeping problem. He actually asked us to do that! But he had a gun in his hand, so I had no choice but to do as he said. "
His words were treated as a joke by everyone present. Fu Tian and the rest spat out their wine, and the girls were also laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
Nie Li wondered if this guy was really using his life to make a joke. Did Di Cheng not think that he was bragging, but that he was just expressing his sense of humor? If that was what he thought, then fine. Nie Li admitted defeat.
"What's so funny? That was the first time I slept with a girl in front of others. I still have a shadow of it! " Di Cheng said with a serious face, "You know, less than half an hour later, someone barged in again. This time, I was really scared. Five men in black came in all at once. They all had guns in their hands. When they came to my room and saw that I was doing that kind of thing, they ignored me and went straight to the other rooms. They didn't say anything and left quickly. "
This guy … Had he watched too many gunfight movies? Sigh, why would a fierce master need a gun? Du Tian smiled bitterly. A master like Brother Yun wouldn't use a gun. Their fists were more reliable than guns.
"That's when I realized that those people were chasing after the killer hiding in my closet," Di Cheng said. Di Cheng said, "The reason why he asked me to continue was because he knew that if his pursuers came here and saw that we were still on the bed, they would quickly determine that he was not in this room. Then, he would be able to escape this calamity."
"You're really smart. Why didn't I notice when you were young that your reaction was so fast? You could even deduce that?" Huang Shaohan held his stomach and laughed. "You're too calm. Logically speaking, with your guts, you should have been scared to the point of wetting your bed, right? Hahaha! "
It wasn't hard to see that his friends were amused by Di Cheng's bragging, but Di Cheng became more and more serious. "I'm really not joking! Xiong Zhouzhou is really a killer! After the people chasing after him left, I didn't hear any movement in the closet. I thought that I was just having a dream, but the dream was too realistic … "
"If the dream was so realistic, then it must mean that you've been taking drugs!" Fu Tian finally spoke. "Although it's not difficult to get some marijuana overseas, it's better if you don't touch those things."
"Am I that kind of person?" Di Cheng said. "I've never touched those things. Do you think I'm Little Momo? I won't take drugs just because I have some ability. Of course, it wasn't a dream. When I opened the closet door, I was shocked! F * ck, the closet was full of blood! That scene really scared me! "
At this point, Di Cheng's expression still showed some lingering fear.
"…" Everyone was speechless. Wasn't this joke too much?
"His life was hanging by a thread. He had lost too much blood," Di Cheng said. "My heart softened at that time, so I called a private doctor to my house and gave him emergency treatment. I even used my blood for a blood transfusion. We have the same blood type. After he woke up and found out about all this, we became brothers. He said that I saved his life, so no matter what happened to me in the future, he would definitely be the first to stand up and help me solve it, because his life was given to him by me! "
"Are you done bragging?" Nie Li interrupted Di Cheng's bold words.
Di Cheng rolled his eyes. "I'll also tell you that Xiong Zhouzhou came with me to Hua Xia this time. I'll let you meet me another day and let you know if I'm telling the truth! Come! Drink! "
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