"Pfft!"
In an instant, someone spat out the tea that he had just drunk.
Everyone's eyes widened and their faces were filled with confusion.
What kind of introduction was that?
Just say your name is Wang Dachui. Why the hell did you add so many scenes for yourself?
What big ones? What divination? Touching a woman's breasts to tell her fortune?
Can't you be more shameless in such an elegant occasion?
"Heh!" Luzhou he and the others shook their heads with a mocking smile on their faces again.
A moment ago, they were still unconvinced. But now, they were almost relieved.
Because they were sure that Miss Dong would never fall in love with such a vulgar person. He was too despicable.
Behind the gauze curtain.
Miss Dong was also shocked at this moment. She didn't expect that the gentleman, who was so gentle just now, would say something like that. This was really beyond her expectation.
"But … fortune-telling …"
Miss Dong pursed her lips and her eyes lit up. She seemed to be interested in the fortune-telling that Xu Que had mentioned.
She said softly, "Prince Wang …"
"Hey … don't call me Prince Wang!" Xu Que waved his hand and interrupted her. He said softly, "Call me Brother Dachui!"
Damn!
Everyone's mouth twitched and their faces were full of sweat.
Brother … Brother Dachui?
Hammer your ass! Isn't it disgusting?
Even Miss Dong, who was behind the gauze curtain, was stunned for a moment. Then she blushed and thought to herself, How could this person be so shameless?
"Brother Dachui is awesome!" At this time, a shout came from the back of the crowd.
Damn! Someone was really shouting?
When everyone heard this, they immediately turned around and saw a dog sneaking out of the door.
Subconsciously, they ignored the dog and looked around to see which idiot was shouting "Brother Dachui"!
"Lord Dachui!" At this time, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the gauze curtain again.
Of course, she couldn't really call a stranger "Big Hammer Brother" in front of so many people. It would be too intimate and not in line with the reserved woman she had learned since childhood.
"I've read about 'divination and physiognomy' in an ancient book. It's said that this path can be used to predict the fate of the heavens. Could it be that Young Master is really skilled in this?" She asked curiously.
"Of course!" Xu Que immediately showed a proud expression, "If Miss Dong is interested, I can also do a divination for you, but …"
"But what?"
"I need …"
"What do you need?"
"I want to touch it …"
Before Xu Que could finish his words, everyone's expression changed.
Touch?
Damn, what do you want to touch?
"Impudent!"
Luzhou he shouted immediately, his face full of anger.
"Shameless bastard!"
"What are you trying to do?"
"This isn't a place for you to mess around. Don't go too far!"
"Miss Dong, don't be fooled by this shameless bastard!"
The rest of the people shouted and scolded Xu Que fiercely.
Someone even stood out and said proudly, "If you want to touch it, just touch me. I don't believe you can really predict everything about me!"
"Get lost! Why should I touch you? Are you crazy? Do you think I don't want to lose face? I said I want to touch your hand and read your palm. What are you thinking? Do you think I, Wang Dachui, am that kind of person? "Xu Que said angrily with a straight face.
The onlookers were speechless and rolled their eyes.
Touch my hand?
I don't believe you!
At this time, Luzhou he suddenly stepped forward and stood in front of Xu Que. He said coldly, "Divination and physiognomy is a legend. Even if it really exists, it has been lost for a long time. I don't believe you are good at it. You want to read my palm, right? OK, let me show you! "
After saying that, he reached out his hand to Xu Que.
Xu Que was amused. He glanced at Wang Dachui absent-mindedly and shook his head. "Young Master Lu, right? I've read your palm. If I'm not mistaken, you are good at music and have composed a new song recently! "
"Heh! Can you predict something that we don't know? "Luzhou he sneered disdainfully.
The onlookers were also speechless. Everyone here knew what Xu Que had said.
"Predict something that you don't know? Of course! "Xu Que smiled suddenly." Young Master Lu, you are still single, right? To tell you the truth, you will be single in the future and you will always be single. You will be lonely all your life! "
"You …" Luzhou he's face darkened with anger.
Xu Que's words were totally hinting that he would never be with Miss Dong.
However, at this time, Miss Dong's voice came from behind the gauze curtain. "Young Master Dachui, could you tell me how you figured it out?"
"Heh, heh, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed!" Xu Que pretended to smile mysteriously. He looked at the gauze curtain again and continued, "But since Miss Dong asked me, I can tell you the reason!"
"Thank you, Young Master Dachui!" Miss Dong replied immediately. Apparently, she was very curious and interested in these things.
"Actually, it's very simple. I read this Young Master Lu's palm and found that his palm is very big!" Xu Que replied.
The onlookers were stunned.
Big palm?
What does this have to do with being lonely all his life?
Miss Dong was also stunned. She asked, "Why?"
"Because …" Xu Que paused. He suddenly picked up his guitar and strummed the strings. Then he began to sing, "The older I get, the lonelier I get. The older I get, the more uneasy I feel. I have to watch the wings of my dreams being broken …"
He suddenly stopped and said to the onlookers with a sly face, "What do you think? Did you hear me? The bigger the palm, the more you clap! Look at this Young Master Lu's palm, how big it is! If he doesn't have to be lonely all his life, I will eat shit live! "
Puff!
Someone spat out the tea in his mouth again.
The rest of the onlookers also rolled their eyes and almost passed out.
Luzhou he trembled with anger and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
The bigger the palm, the lonelier?
Why don't you go to heaven?
What kind of divination is this?
The atmosphere suddenly dropped to a freezing point. It was very embarrassing.
Because what Xu Que had done was not funny at all. If it were a joke, it would be an extremely cold joke!
Even the people behind the gauze curtain were silent.
After a few seconds, Miss Dong smiled awkwardly but politely. She said softly, "Eh, I didn't expect Young Master Dachui to be so humorous. I've learned a lot!"
"You're welcome, Miss Dong!"
At this time, Xu Que put on a serious face and said with a faint smile, "Actually, the matter of fortune-telling is indeed a Heavenly Secret that cannot be divulged. Otherwise, it will damage my virtue and character. Therefore, my explanation just now was just a joke. As for whether you believe it or not, it's up to you!
Moreover, I'm not here to show off my ability, nor to prove anything. I just want to ask Miss Dong for a favor! "
"Oh?" Miss Dong was stunned. Then she nodded and said, "I wonder how I can help you, Young Master Dachui?"
"Alas, it's a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily and said sadly, "I have a very good friend named Buttface. He is innocent and kind, simple and honest. But recently, he has an incurable disease. Before he dies, he wants to drink a mouthful of Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew! I hope Miss Dong can help me by giving me some Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew. I don't need too much, just ten to twenty buckets will do. "
"What?" Miss Dong was shocked.
The onlookers were also shocked.
Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew?
So, this guy is here for the Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew?
And he wants ten to twenty buckets?
Does he really think the Ten-Millennium-Flower-Dew falls from the sky? What an exorbitant demand!
"Young Master Dachui, I'm afraid …" Miss Dong said hesitantly at this time.
Xu Que said seriously, "Miss Dong, don't worry. I, Xu Que, am not the kind of person who likes to accept favors for free! If you can help me, I'm willing to marry you … Hey, hey, hey, don't look at me like that! I usually charge a lot, 800 yuan for one session and 2,000 yuan for one night! I'm not a bully! "
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