Xu Que stood there with a big smile on his face. He waved his hand and said, "Buttface, come here!"
"What?" Buttface opened his eyes wide and was extremely vigilant.
With years of experience of being bullied, he could immediately tell that there was something wrong with Xu Que's smile.
Xu Que said, "Nothing. Come here, I'll give you something delicious to eat!"
Buttface said, "No!"
"Gosh, how can you not want it? You've lost weight recently. You must not have eaten well on Earth, right? Hurry up and nourish your body! "Xu Que looked distressed as he looked at Buttface's obviously fat body.
"Pfft, I won't fall for it. Throw it over if you have the guts!" Buttface said. Although he felt that something was wrong, he could not help but want to eat it.
Xu Que smiled. "This thing can't be thrown away. It's a new delicacy called Nine Heavens Cold Jade Ultimate Bust Milk Tea. It will spill if you throw it out!"
"Bust … Bust Milk Tea?" Buttface's eyes lit up and he was drooling. He looked at Xu Feifei and asked, "Sister, I believe you. Is what he said true? Can't it be thrown away? "
"Ah?" Xu Feifei was stunned and nodded. "Yes, it can't be thrown away. It will spill!"
"Ow!" Buttface suddenly roared and rushed toward Xu Que excitedly. He said ecstatically, "Quick, take it out. I'm coming!"
"Okay!" Xu Que smiled. When he saw Buttface rushing toward him, he waved his hand and took out a golden machete from his crotch.
Swoosh!
Seeing this, Buttface's expression changed dramatically. He stopped abruptly and said in horror, "F * ck, you … what are you doing? Where's the milk tea? I don't eat knives! "
"Don't be afraid. I just want some blood. After I draw my blood, I'll give you the milk tea!" Xu Que laughed and rushed forward with the machete.
"F * ck, this deity doesn't want to drink anymore. Don't come over. F * ck!" Buttface immediately turned his head and ran away. He was terrified.
However, it was still too close to Xu Que. Just as it turned around and ran a few steps, it was suddenly pressed to the ground by Xu Que.
"Hoo … hoo …" The toy poodle was still on Buttface's head, moving rhythmically. When it saw Xu Que, it beamed. "Hey, hey, hey … Immortal, you … you're coming too? I'll give you a seat, let's go together! "
"Go play somewhere else!" Xu Que grabbed the toy poodle with one hand and threw it away. He then placed the broadsword on Buttface's head.
Buttface struggled crazily and shouted, "Little brat, are you crazy? This deity has gone through fire and water with you. How dare you make me bleed! This deity would rather die than surrender! "
"Stop your nonsense and behave yourself. I need some Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood to make the Space-Breaking Spell. Do you still want to go back to the World of Cultivators?" Xu Que said seriously.
"What? Make the Space-Breaking Spell? No, this deity doesn't want to go back! "Buttface shouted immediately.
Slap! Xu Que slapped its head and stared at it. "It doesn't matter whether you go back or not. The point is that I want to go back. Just cooperate with me and hand over the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood!"
"Ow!" Buttface started to howl hysterically. His tears and snot flowed out of his nose. He shouted, "Wait, little brat, wait for a moment! This deity has something to tell you! "
Xu Que stopped the broadsword in his hand. "What is it?"
"Alas!" Buttface let out a deep sigh and said solemnly, "Now that things have come to this, I have to tell you the truth. Actually, this deity is a dog, not a wolf! "
"Oh, that's right! What I want is the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood!" Xu Que nodded and continued to cut Buttface's head with the broadsword.
Buttface was dumbfounded. "What? What do you mean? Didn't you just say you want the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood? "
"I was wrong just now. Actually, I really need the Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood. If you don't believe me, I can give you the formula!" Xu Que said with a smile.
Buttface was furious. He struggled crazily and shouted, "F * ck! Let go of this deity! This deity was wrong just now too! This deity is a wolf, not a dog! "
"Oh, how dare you be so arrogant? How dare you scold me? Are you arrogant or do you think I can't lift my broadsword? Do you really think I can't cut you? "Xu Que raised his eyebrows.
Although he hadn't managed to make Buttface bleed since Buttface's physique was too tough, if he used other methods, he might be able to make him bleed.
Hearing that, Buttface was terrified and said hurriedly, "No, no, no! This deity is willing to cooperate!"
"Cooperate?" Xu Que was amused and said with a faint smile, "Then tell me, how do you want to cooperate?"
"Actually, this deity has some Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Wolf Blood, but not much. How much do you want first?" Buttface compromised and said seriously.
Xu Que let go of him and said with a nod, "You are sensible. One Space-Breaking Spell needs three drops of blood. Give me 30 drops first!"
"30 drops? F * ck! Then you'd better kill this deity! "Buttface was furious and almost jumped up from the ground. He thought 30 drops was too much.
"I need at least 20 drops, right? I can't go any lower! "Xu Que smiled.
"No, 10 drops, this deity can only give you 10 drops!"
"How much do you have with you?"
"Not much!"
"Okay, stop talking nonsense. 10 drops it is. If it's not enough, I will take more from you!" Xu Que shook his head and didn't want to waste any more time with Buttface.
As far as he was concerned, Buttface's belongings were also his belongings.
"Alas! Blood loss! What a big loss! "Buttface shook his head and stood up bitterly. He waved his paw and touched his belly.
The next moment, his belly glowed and an opening appeared.
He waved his paw and took out a wooden barrel that was more than two meters high and put it on the ground with a bang.
Then, the lid of the barrel was opened. It was full of dog blood, and the smell was very pungent.
Ding! "10,000-year-old dog blood detected. Do you want to extract it?" The System's warning tone rang in Xu Que's mind.
Xu Que's face darkened and he stared at Buttface.
10 drops?
You hid such a big barrel of dog blood and you only want to give me 10 drops?
Buttface pretended not to see anything. He took out a thumb-sized jade bottle and carefully scooped up the dog blood beside the barrel. It seemed he was only going to get 10 drops.
"Damn!" Xu Que immediately shouted to the System, "Extract all the dog blood in this bucket for me. Don't leave a single drop behind!"
"After calculation, it will cost 100 Acting Tough Points to extract the whole barrel of dog blood. Do you want to continue?"
"Yes!"
Whoosh!
Suddenly, a mysterious force gushed out from Xu Que's body. Like an invisible hand, it rolled up the barrel in front of Buttface and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Buttface, who was scooping up the dog blood, was stunned. He waved his hand in front of him and asked in confusion, "Where … where is the barrel?"
Xu Que nodded, "Yes? Where is the barrel? Buttface, what kind of trick are you playing? Are you not going to give me 10 drops of dog blood? "
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