"Holy sh * t!"
"That's awesome!"
"It's actually a dog that can talk!"
"I've always heard that there are many evil dogs in the R Nation. I didn't expect it to be him!"
"Hey, wait, did you notice that this dog looks familiar?"
"Holy sh * t, isn't … isn't this the Mighty King from last year's movie?"
"Holy sh * t, it's really him! If that's the case … Holy sh * t, the director and scriptwriter of that movie are Xu Que! "
"Holy sh * t!"
"Holy sh * t, it turns out that the movie is not a special effect. It's all real!"
"Holy sh * t, this guy's movie is terrible. I don't even have the energy to complain!"
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On the Internet, Buttface's appearance reminded everyone of the movie that was popular all over the world last year.
Xu Que had changed his appearance for the movie. Therefore, only his name was known to the public. No one had associated him with the movie last year.
But now, as soon as Buttface showed his face, it immediately aroused people's discussion and memories. Then, they linked it to the relationship between Xu Que and the movie.
On that day, some bold media offered a high reward. They sent a team of fearless reporters and photographers to the R Nation. They sincerely wanted to interview Buttface.
At first, Buttface was reluctant. He thought it was beneath his status and refused firmly.
But the next day, when he found out that the interview could be broadcast all over the world, he immediately accepted it.
Therefore, on that day, people all over the world were watching the live broadcast on their computers or in front of their TVs.
The camera focused on Buttface as soon as the video started.
This guy walked on the street in a suit. He combed the dog hair on his forehead and wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He walked like a human and swaggered around with a group of dogs.
The whole street was almost occupied by Buttface. He ordered that only stinky tofu could be sold. He wanted to create a street full of stinky tofu from the Exploding Heavens Faction.
This guy walked on the street like an emperor. He was majestic. When he passed by a few stalls, he would point them out.
"Hey, hey, hey. Don't overdo it! Lower the fire! "
"Holy sh * t, do you know how to make stinky tofu? The tofu is f * cking broken! "
"Sh * t, this is not right!"
"Wrong, wrong, all of you are wrong!"
"Damn it! How dare you cut corners right under my nose?! How could it be called stinky tofu if there was no shit in it? Men, bring out this deity's precious golden wolf dung! "
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The reporters and cameramen followed them all the way and were completely dumbfounded.
Especially when he saw that Buttface had really asked someone to add feces into it and even scooped it up for a taste, he immediately spat it out.
They had always thought that Buttface was just playing a prank, but they didn't expect him to really eat stinky tofu mixed with feces. He really thought that stinky tofu had to be mixed with feces!
This guy really knows how to play!
The netizens were even more dumbfounded by what they saw.
They had heard a lot of live broadcasts of people eating sh * t, but they really didn't expect to see it today!
In the end, the reporters couldn't stand it anymore. They rushed forward and started the interview!
"Hello, respected Mighty King, do you know Xu Que? What do you think of the battle between him and the angel? "
"What? Xu Que? Don't mention that kid in front of me. I get angry every time I mention him! "
"Why … Why?"
"He's too shameless. I'm a righteous person, and I don't want to be associated with him!"
"Oh? Can you tell me why exactly? "
"Hmph, he lied to me, saying that he could buy a whole street of restaurants with one Spirit Stone. In the end, I didn't even spend a single Spirit Stone to buy dozens of streets! I can't stand being lied to the most in my life! "
Then, Buttface turned around and stared at the camera. "Xu Que, you're so shameless! I've already taken over Japan's territory. Don't you dare come and disturb me in the future, or don't blame me for being rude!"
"Hiss!" The team of reporters gasped in shock.
The audience watching the live broadcast was also shocked.
This dog dared to say such harsh words. Could it be that he was more powerful than Xu Que?
There was no hope for Japan now. It was going to be a goner!
What would happen to those Japanese teachers in the future?
Would they continue to make movies?
Was the inheritance of those unique arts going to be severed from then on?
The Huaxia netizens were discussing this matter, but they were concerned about how Xu Que would respond to Buttface's harsh words.
That night, after Feifei showed the video to Xu Que, Xu Que personally contacted the media and asked them to publish a response.
His response was very simple, with only one sentence.
"Buttface, are you too arrogant, or am I, Xu Que, too weak to handle the knife? If you don't come back to see me, I'll f * cking go to Japan and kill you! "
Just one sentence, and it spread all over the world overnight.
Many people who were paying attention to this matter were amused. Your Brother Achilles is still your Brother Achilles. If you dare to go against him, I'll kill you!
The next day, Buttface immediately called the media and responded to the camera, "Xu Que, you're so shameless. Don't you know why I'm not going back?"
Xu Que responded directly, "Know? No, I'm arrogant! Do as you see fit. If I don't see you in two days, I'll chant! "
"F * ck!" That day, Buttface scolded in front of the camera and shouted angrily, "I swear that I won't go back even if I die!"
"Okay, we'll go report immediately!" The reporters did not do a live broadcast this time. For the sake of ratings and a more perfect report, they chose to record it.
Now that they had successfully obtained the material, they wanted to leave immediately. After all, this was a big event. If it was reported, it would definitely cause a stir all over the world.
They even thought of a title — "The Battle of Man and Dog, Who's Stronger and Who's Weaker!"
However, before they could take a few steps, Buttface stopped them again.
"Wait, why are you leaving? Did I say you could leave? Come back! "
Buttface said seriously, "I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do. I need to go to Huaxia. Hurry up and book a plane ticket for me. I'll leave tonight!"
"Huh?" The reporters were dumbfounded.
So he was still a fucking coward?
"Huh what? Hurry up and book a plane ticket! Otherwise, I'll kill you! "Buttface said and waved his dog paw.
A reporter said helplessly, "Dear Mighty King, the aviation department has regulations that dogs are not allowed on planes!"
"F * ck!" Buttface was furious. "You're asking for it! I'm a wolf, a wolf!"
"Huh? Wolf? " The reporters were dumbfounded. In the end, they smiled bitterly and said, "But … But wolves are not allowed on planes!"
"I don't care. I'm going to take a plane, and I want to be in first class! It's okay if you don't let me. I'll get a plane tonight and drive it back myself! " After saying that, Buttface turned around and left with a group of wolf-dog minions, leaving the camera with a cool view of his back.
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