Outside the forest, countless people were in a daze, wondering if they were hallucinating.
Because everything in front of them was too weird.
This was supposed to be a battle of life and death. Why did the whole place become a holiday village? Seeing the battle approaching, who would be in the mood for a holiday here?
"Ha, ha, I knew you wouldn't listen to me. You still want to help me! Come on, come on, let's have a holiday here today. You can also call your families to come here. I'll pay for all the expenses! "Xu Que looked at the crowd and laughed heartily.
The corners of the people's mouths twitched.
If we call our families at this time, won't our families die?
Don't! It's enough for us to die in the battle. There's no need to drag our families into this!
"Don't just stand there! If you don't want to call your families, come and play with us! Oh, sh * t, I still have a few chicken wings, they're going to get burnt! "Xu Que shouted again, turned around, and ran to a barbecue grill.
The crowd stood there and looked at each other helplessly. This was completely different from the sorrowful and indignant battlefield that they had imagined.
"Ah!"
Suddenly, someone shouted in surprise, "I get it! Xu Que wants to relax before he dies!"
"What?" The crowd was surprised.
That man shouted, "Don't you understand? Who said that we have to look sorrowful and indignant before a battle? Anyway, we're going to fight, so why not have fun together? It's worth it to enjoy the pleasures of the world before we die! "
Hearing that, the crowd was enlightened.
That's right!
Who said that we have to look sorrowful and indignant before a battle? It's unnecessary to make it look like we're going to die!
Although this battle is very difficult and the odds of winning are slim, there's no need to wait here foolishly. Anyway, we're going to die anyway. Why not have fun and relax before that?
Just take it as the last holiday of your life!
"This big brother is right! Everyone, let's go!" Immediately, someone raised his arm and shouted.
"Ha, ha, the Exploding Heavens Faction's style is really different from those coquettish b * tches outside!" Someone laughed.
The crowd walked up to him.
Many people greeted Xu Que. Some even asked to take photos with him, shake his hand, and ask for autographs.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly changed.
Many of the reporters at the scene were also dumbfounded. They had been trying their best to make this battle look very sad and indignant. Even the viewers in front of their televisions and the internet were affected.
But now, the battlefield was gone, and the remote mountain forest had become a relaxing resort.
Everyone was queuing up to take photos with Xu Que and ask for his autograph. It was like a meet-and-greet for an idol.
Finally, when everyone finished shaking hands and picked up their plates to join the barbecue team, they were shocked again.
"Damn, there are so many expensive ingredients here!"
"Boston lobster, king crab, all alive!"
"Holy sh * t, this is comparable to a luxurious buffet in a five-star hotel!"
"Exploding Heavens Faction is awesome!"
“666！ This feels so good! "
"Haha, this trip is really worth it!"
Many people laughed heartily and completely relaxed, immersing themselves in the holiday atmosphere.
At this moment, the audience watching the live broadcast, be it in China or overseas, were all dumbfounded.
"I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it!"
"Damn, I almost cried just now. Who knew the scene would change so quickly!"
"I used to think that nothing in this world could win my respect, but I'm convinced today!"
"Damn, I saw PDD just now. That fellow was holding a big plate of seafood and smiling like a 200-pound fat paper!"
"Haha, I saw a 50-50 chance. How did he become more handsome? Did he change into Wu Yifan's skin?"
"I should've gone too. Is it too late to rush over now?"
"But to be honest, I really admire them for having such a carefree attitude."
"This is what it means to face life and death head-on, to disregard life and death!"
"That's right!"
There were all sorts of discussions on the internet. Many people were convinced as they had never expected such a trick.
At the same time, a stream of light swept over from outside the mountain forest. Jiang Hongyan arrived with Xu Feifei.
Everyone's attention was attracted, and there was an instant uproar.
"Wow, the fairy is here!"
"Greetings, fairy!"
"She's so beautiful, even more beautiful than what I saw on TV!"
"Xu Que and her are really a good match!"
"Wow, Xu Que's younger sister is also very beautiful!"
Someone looked at Xu Que and asked, "Brother Achilles, is your younger sister single?"
Xu Que, "F * ck off!"
Someone shouted, "Brother-in-law, don't be like this!"
Xu Que, "F * ck off!"
Everyone shouted, "F * ck off!"
Xu Que was speechless. "F * ck off!"
"Haha! Stop fooling around, Brother Achilles is really angry. I'm afraid he's going to become the nation's brother-in-law! "Everyone burst out laughing, and the atmosphere was unusually relaxed and lively.
At that moment, Xu Feifei was stunned and dumbfounded.
She was also shocked by the scene in front of her. She could not believe that a life-and-death battle had turned into a holiday resort.
Everyone barbecued and joked around, as if there would be no angels attacking later.
"Feifei, Hongyan, come here, try the chicken wings I just grilled!" At this moment, Xu Que came over with two delicious chicken wings.
Xu Feifei was dumbfounded. "Brother, what … is going on? Have we won the battle? "
The scene in front of them really looked like a celebration party after a victory in a battle.
"No, but we actually won …" Xu Que waved his hand with a smile.
Boom!
However, before he could finish his words, a deafening sound broke the sound barrier in the sky.
Everyone was shocked and looked up abruptly.
In the distant sky, dozens of helicopters were flying toward them majestically.
At the forefront of the helicopters were three members of the Heavenly Human Tribe. The pair of huge white wings on their backs were spread high, and they were flying at an incredible speed!
"They're here!" Everyone's faces turned grave instantly.
Someone couldn't help but swallow. Although his heart was trembling, he still stood straight.
They knew that what was going to come would come eventually.
However, now that they had played and relaxed, it was time to get down to business!
All the people in the world watching TV and the Internet also held their breath at this moment.
The three angels on the screen were really extraordinary like gods, and people couldn't help but be in awe of them.
Because in their impression, angels were holy beings, the embodiment of justice.
Now, they were about to fight with Xu Que and a group of ordinary people of Huaxia. Everyone was looking forward to the result of this battle.
Boom!
At last, along with the deafening sound, three powerhouses of the Heavenly Human Tribe arrived. They stood in the sky and looked down at the people below.
Seeing such a leisurely scene, the three powerhouses of the Heavenly Human Tribe turned cold immediately.
"Humph! A group of ants! How dare you enjoy such a luxurious meal at the brink of death? How ridiculous!" A male member of the Heavenly Human Tribe sneered.
The female member of the Heavenly Human Tribe looked at Xu Que and shouted in a low voice, "Xu Que, kneel on the ground and kill yourself in three breaths! Otherwise, we will slaughter everyone in Huaxia. After Huaxia, we will slaughter the whole world! "
Rumble!
Immediately, a magnificent aura and killing intent swept out.
Everyone in the area was shocked. Even though they were prepared to die, they couldn't help but react to the female member of the Heavenly Human Tribe's aura and words.
"Hahahaha!"
Just at this moment, Xu Que suddenly burst into laughter. He narrowed his eyes as he stared at the three members of the Heavenly Human Tribe and said coldly, "When I, Xu Que, narrow my eyes, I see nothing but trash! You want to slaughter everyone in Huaxia? Come on! If you can make Huaxia shed a single drop of blood today, I will eat sh * t on a live broadcast! "
As soon as he said that, the whole area fell into a dead silence.
If you can make Huaxia shed a single drop of blood, you will eat sh * t on a live broadcast?
Holy sh * t! Brother Achilles, you are obviously trying to trick us into eating sh * t!
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