"Lao Cai is so reliable! He recharged the phone bill of more than 20,000 yuan just like that!"
Xu Que was very pleased. He sat on the roof of the inn and watched the "movie" being sent over slowly.
However, with the current internet speed, it would take at least four to five days to finish sending the "movie".
This made Xu Que a little worried. He couldn't just do nothing and wait here for four to five days, right?
Even if he agreed, Buttface might not cooperate with him!
"Hey, I have an idea!"
Suddenly, Xu Que's eyes lit up. He summoned the system interface and said, "System, give me ten strong sleeping pills. I want the chocolate-flavored ones and one that tastes like sh * t!"
Then he walked towards Buttface and put the sleeping pills to his mouth. He said softly, "Come on, Buttface, have some delicious chocolate …"
Before he could finish his words, Buttface, who was in a coma, opened his mouth subconsciously and swallowed the eleven strong sleeping pills in Xu Que's hand like a whirlwind.
"Damn! I fed him too much! "Xu Que was shocked.
These strong sleeping pills produced by the system were enough to make an elephant sleep for more than ten days. If Buttface swallowed eleven of them at once, he would probably sleep for a year and a half.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. That's good. I don't have to bother you every day!"
Xu Que smiled and put the phone next to Buttface. At the same time, he set up a Spiritual Level Spell on the roof of the inn again. Then he turned around and left.
For the next seven days, Xu Que lived a luxurious life in the palace.
He ran back and forth between Lady Ya's and Su Yun Lan's chambers. Occasionally, he had to flirt with Su Ling Er. Finally, he had to make chocolate for Su Xiao Qi.
It was not until the eighth day that he remembered about the phone and returned to the roof of the inn.
As expected, Buttface was still sleeping soundly. He didn't know what he was dreaming about, but his saliva was all over the floor.
Xu Que walked past it speechlessly and picked up the phone to check.
What surprised him was that his phone had completely lost signal, but he could still see that the "movie" had been successfully sent. However, because of the loss of signal, he did not receive any reply on WeChat.
"What's the situation?"
Xu Que could not help but frown. Logically speaking, since the "movie" could be successfully sent, it meant that there was no problem with the signal before. Something must have happened in the middle.
Eh, wait, signal!
Xu Que suddenly reacted and turned to look at Buttface, only to find that Buttface's sleeping position had not changed, and his feet were still touching the antenna.
However, the next moment, Xu Que was dumbfounded.
One of the four Signal Boosters he had obtained from the Big Growth Gift Pack had been charred black.
"F * ck, this … this can't be f * cking burnt, right?"
Xu Que's eyes widened. He hurriedly picked up the antenna and put it back into the system package. He asked, "System, look at this signal booster. I think it can still be salvaged! "
Ding! "After inspection, this device has been damaged and cannot be repaired!" The system replied quickly.
"What the hell? Isn't this a trap? I have already sent the movie to Earth, and I don't even know what the box office is like. How could I lose contact with Earth again? No, you have to compensate me with another signal booster! "Xu Que was going crazy.
Apparently, his proposal was mercilessly rejected by the system.
Xu Que was quite annoyed. Of course, the box office was not the most important thing. The most important thing was that he had lost contact with Earth before he could even contact his younger sister. Didn't this mean that all his efforts were in vain?
"F * ck! I am so angry! "
Xu Que clenched his fists and looked up at the sky!
Now, there were only two ways left.
Either he could upgrade his cultivation and get another Big Growth Gift Pack, or he could kill a powerhouse at the Great Vehicle Stage to get a Big Mystery Gift Pack and obtain a signal booster from it.
Or he could continue to act tough and accumulate enough Acting Tough Points to upgrade the System to Version 10.0. Then he could get the Space-Breaking Spell and return to Earth directly.
However, neither of these two ways was easy to achieve.
"It seems I can't slack off any longer. It's time to go back to the Four Great Continents!" After thinking for a while, Xu Que put away his cell phone and all the signal boosters. Then he carried Buttface, who was sleeping soundly, and dashed toward the Imperial Palace.
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At the same time, on Earth …
Director Cai had finished shooting the movie and received the "movie" sent by Xu Que!
After watching the movie that day, he stayed at home for two days and two nights!
According to his professional point of view, this so-called "movie" was simply a fighter jet among rubbish, the king of rubbish films.
The plot was too bad to complain about. The key was that the main character's acting was too exaggerated and pretentious.
However, there were two bright spots which shocked him.
"Such powerful special effects and four beautiful actresses were put in this rubbish film! This is … a disgrace to the film industry!"
Lao Cai was driven mad and shocked at the same time!
The special effects of the entire film were of such high quality. Whether it was the scenery or the dazzling spells used during the battle, they were all vivid and lifelike. Even if one were to look at the entire Earth, there wouldn't be any team that could produce something like this.
Also, each of the four actresses was extraordinary and beautiful, which was enough to amaze the world!
Lao Cai didn't dare to imagine how much turmoil this film would cause in the film industry if it was released to the public. Anyway, the consequences would be unimaginable!
"Forget it! Anyway, I can't contact this guy now. I'll release this film under his name, in case a group of big shots come after me!" At last, Lao Cai clenched his teeth and copied the film into his computer. Then he started to edit it.
In only three days, he tried his best to edit the plot of the film to a pleasing degree. Then he sent the film to the censor!
Two months later, this film was successfully screened in Huaxia.
As expected, it caused an uproar among the audience on the day it was screened.
The next day, there was a heated discussion about this film on the Internet.
"Holy sh * t! Who the hell made this movie?"
"This melodramatic plot is unparalleled!"
"Everyone, please remember this name. The director is Xu Que, and the screenwriter is Xu Que!"
"Is the director sick? Why did he use such amazing special effects in this kind of lousy film? "
"Holy sh * t, I almost thought I was in a Xianxia world when I watched it!"
"I'll be fair. I won't complain about the plot, but the special effects are really amazing!"
"It's not just the special effects! The actors in the film are amazing! "
"What's the name of the actress who plays Su Ling Er? I'm waiting online. Urgent!"
"Everyone, please enlighten me. Who is the actress who plays Lady Ya? She's so charming. When I was watching the film, I couldn't believe my eyes! "
"You animals! Don't you have any shame? Who is the actress? I've already taken off my pants and prepared my toilet paper. I'm just waiting for her. "
"Who is the actor who plays Xu Yanzu? He's so handsome!"
"Xu Yanzu, you're my idol from now on!"
"Pfft! Xu Yanzu is just a pretty boy. The acting skills of the little fresh meats these days are really disappointing!"
"That's right! The little fresh meats can only rely on their looks! "
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On the internet, all kinds of discussions were overwhelming.
Other than complaining about the waste of special effects and actors in the film, most people were asking about the actors in the film.
However, when Xu Que was filming, he did not use his appearance on Earth. Instead, he used his real appearance in the World of Cultivation. No matter how hard the netizens searched, they could not find him.
On the contrary, the name "Xu Que" scared a lot of people.
For example, Xu Que's university and high school classmates were shocked when they found out that he passed away six years ago.
There were many people with the same name, but before the film was released, Xu Que posted a selfie on his WeChat Moments. The "husky" in the selfie was the villain of the film, Buttface.
A few days later, the box office earnings of Xu Que's film skyrocketed on Earth. It continued to increase in popularity and beat countless other films of the same time period.
Even in the film industry, many big shots were shocked.
A famous director, Zhang Ye: "Quick, find me the special effects production team of this film. I'm going to make it to the top of the international celebrity rankings!"
An investor: "Quick, find the lead actors of this film. Whoever can hire them, I'll invest in the film!"
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While the world was in chaos, the person in question, Xu Que, also received a huge surprise.
In the past few days, he had taken Lady Ya, Su Yunlan, and Su Ling Er to the Water Nation to meet up with Jiang Hongyan.
However, along the way, Xu Que's mind kept ringing with the System's beeps.
In just a few days, he had gained 300,000 Acting Tough Points, which scared Xu Que so much that he smoked several cartons of mutant fake cigarettes.
As a result, his Acting Tough Points doubled, and he gained more than 600,000 Acting Tough Points in total!
"Lao Cai must have taken the movie to the theaters! I've made a fortune this time!
Xu Que said to himself with a smile on his face, In this way, the day of returning to Earth is just around the corner! Earthlings, tremble! Your Empress is coming back!
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Half a month later, Xu Que successfully returned to the Water Nation with the girls.
After meeting up with the Water Empress, they would set off for the Four Great Continents.
However, when Xu Que stepped into the Imperial Palace of the Water Nation, he felt something was wrong. He couldn't sense Jiang Hongyan's aura.
What's going on? Has she gone out? Xu Que was startled and suddenly had an ominous premonition!
"Xu Que, what's wrong?" Lady Ya asked, noticing that something was wrong with Xu Que.
Xu Que shook his head, "Nothing, let's go in first!"
After saying that, he led the girls to the back hall of the Water Nation's Imperial Palace.
Although Jiang Hongyan wasn't there, Zi Xuan was still there. Xu Que couldn't help but quicken his pace.
However, when he arrived at the back hall, Zi Xuan hurriedly ran up to him and said anxiously, "Xu Que, why did you come back so late? Something might have happened to my sister!"
"What?" Xu Que's expression suddenly changed. With Jiang Hongyan's strength, how could something happen to her?
He immediately asked in a deep voice, "What happened?"
Zi Xuan shook her head, "I don't know. After you left, my sister has been cultivating. Yesterday, she suddenly came to me and said that she remembered something important and had to return to the Four Great Continents first. She asked you not to wait for her anymore!"
Don't wait for her?
Xu Que was stunned for a moment. This sentence vaguely made him more and more uneasy.
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