"Express delivery?"
When Xu Que heard the System's beep, he was stunned for a moment. Then his eyes lit up with joy.
He immediately summoned the System, and a huge package appeared on the interface. On it were the words, "Yes.
Sender: Ye Qiu!
Recipient: Xu Que!
"SIM card! Is it finally here? "
The corners of Xu Que's mouth curled up into a smile. With a single thought, he placed the parcel into the System Storage Space.
Then, he led the team forward to continue his operation to crack down on counterfeits!
Unlike before, Xu Que sped up the process of cracking down on counterfeits this time.
In the outskirts of the city, in the fourth territory.
"My fellow cultivator Zhong Kui, this territory is the most rampant. They have looted many villages and even sold children!"
Boom!
Without a word, Xu Que raised his hand and threw an iron chain. The territory was destroyed in an instant!
…
In the fifth territory.
"My fellow cultivator Zhong Kui, the cultivators here are also despicable. They call themselves the Heavenly Sun Faction and do all sorts of sneaky things. They even said that Xu Que allowed them to call themselves the Heavenly Sun Faction!"
"What the f * ck? Destroy them all! "
Xu Que widened his eyes and waved his hand to throw another iron chain. The whole manor exploded on the spot.
…
That night, Xu Que destroyed countless imposters of the Exploding Heavens Faction!
When they returned to the Imperial City at dawn the next day, the entire Imperial City was in turmoil. Countless people were shocked.
"Holy sh * t!"
"In just one day and one night, so many forces were wiped out by Zhong Kui alone?"
"That's terrifying!"
"I knew it! We can't afford to offend the Exploding Heavens Faction! "
"Who would offend the Exploding Heavens Faction for no reason? Those people were courting death. They could have done anything else, but they had to pretend to be members of the Exploding Heavens Faction! "
"That's right! The Exploding Heavens Faction is so powerful. Every one of them is a sovereign. How could they impersonate them? "
"Now that the real Exploding Heavens Faction has shown up and wiped out these imposters, the Imperial City will finally be safe!"
"Yes! Thank you, Exploding Heavens Faction! "
Many people were discussing and clapping their hands.
However, in less than half a day, the situation changed again!
"Go, go!"
"Stab it hard!"
Xu Que led the dozens of cultivators to the countless barren mountains outside the city, pointing out the mountains and fields with all kinds of slogans!
"Exploding Heavens Faction is invincible!"
"Exploding Heavens Faction is awesome!"
"Zhong Kui of the Exploding Heavens Faction was here!"
"Joker of the Exploding Heavens Faction was here!"
"When the Exploding Heavens goes to war, not even a blade of grass will grow!"
"The Exploding Heavens has appeared, only needles and thread are left!"
…
Countless such slogans, like bullet screens, fluttered in the wind on the various mountains, forming a landscape that even spread into the Imperial City.
All of a sudden, everyone in the Imperial City was dumbfounded.
"What the hell?"
"What … what kind of scandal is this?"
"Gosh, I didn't expect the fake Exploding Heavens Faction to leave and the real Exploding Heavens Faction to come. It's still so infuriating!"
"Bullsh * t! The fake Exploding Heavens Faction treats human lives like grass, but the real Exploding Heavens Faction is just annoying!"
"That's true. After all, they are a slutty gang, different from those coquettish sluts outside!"
…
In the end, the guards in the Imperial City turned a blind eye and allowed Xu Que's Exploding Heavens Faction Publicity Department to put up slogans everywhere!
Xu Que and Buttface had already returned to the Imperial City. As soon as they entered an inn and were about to settle down, an Imperial Guard from the Imperial Palace immediately came to see him, saying that Lady Ya wanted to see him!
Xu Que smiled. Lady Ya probably wanted to ask him about "Xu Que"!
Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guard, "I won't enter the Imperial Palace. Go back and tell Lady Ya that Xu Que will arrive tonight!"
"Yes!" The guard hurriedly responded and hurriedly left!
After that, Xu Que and Buttface entered a wing room.
As soon as Buttface entered, he immediately occupied the bed, half-lying on it, struck an enchanting pose, and said, "This deity is tired. Little Que, get this deity some food!"
Slap!
Xu Que threw the hook at Buttface, but it hit Buttface's body. A muffled sound rang out, and the iron hook was completely deformed.
Buttface was stunned for a moment, then immediately rolled on the bed and howled in pain, "Ow! This deity is seriously injured, I'm going to die! "
"Stop pretending and get lost, or I'll make you watch me eat tonight!" Xu Que immediately glared at him.
He had long known that Buttface's body was invincible, and nothing could hurt him. However, every time he was hit, he would pretend to be in pain, which was really asking for a beating!
"What, there's food tonight? What do you want to eat? "When Buttface heard about food, his eyes immediately lit up, and his face was full of excitement.
"Stewed meat! And braised pork! "Xu Que replied calmly.
"Wow, this is good, this deity likes it. By the way, what meat is it?"
"Dog meat!"
"F * ck!"
…
After messing around with Buttface for a while, Xu Que successfully chased him off the bed. Then he lay down on the bed and quickly called out the System interface.
In the Storage Space, the package that was sent from another plane was lying quietly inside.
"System, open the package!" Xu Que's heart could not help but beat faster. With a thought, he opened the package.
Swoosh!
In an instant, a few streaks of light flashed across the System Storage Space interface.
Ding! A new item, 'Mobile SIM Card', has been discovered!
Ding! A new item, 'Mutated Fake Cigarettes', has been discovered!
Damn!
What the hell are fake cigarettes? And they're mutated?
Xu Que suddenly opened his eyes wide, sat up from the bed, and looked at the detailed introduction of the two items!
[Mobile SIM Card]:
Mobile SIM Card from Earth, a smart card that must be installed in GSM digital mobile phones!
[Mutated Fake Cigarettes]:
Fake cigarettes from Earth, mutated due to an unknown source of pollution when crossing the plane!
Effect: "Mutated Fake Cigarettes, Boundless Magic Power!" When the host smokes while acting tough, he will receive double Acting Tough Points as a reward!
Side Effects: Smoking is harmful to health. Smoking 20 cigarettes is equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes!
…
"Damn!"
After reading the introduction, Xu Que suddenly couldn't help but curse!
Turns out that these cigarettes were originally ordinary fake cigarettes! It was only when they crossed the plane on the way that they mutated!
"Damn, this Ye Qiu is definitely a fool. He bought cigarettes and even bought fake cigarettes. Moreover, it's a whole 200 cartons of fake cigarettes. With this kind of IQ, I'm afraid it's hard for him to inherit the mantle of the Act Tough King!" Xu Que shook his head, his face full of disappointment!
But to be honest, he was still very happy because this mutated fake cigarette was simply invincible. It actually gave him double Acting Tough Points as a reward. This meant that the day of returning to Earth was really just around the corner!
However, the only thing that excited him right now was the mobile SIM Card!
"System, quick, take out my mobile phone and SIM Card. Oh yes, and the Signal Booster!"
Xu Que called out to the System and took out everything. Then, he took out the mobile SIM Card, stuffed it into the mobile phone, and set up four Signal Boosters.
"Ding ding …"
Accompanied by the crisp sound of the mobile phone turning on, the screen also lit up.
Xu Que felt a long-lost sense of familiarity.
Buttface, who was next to him, heard the movement and immediately came over with a face full of curiosity. He opened his eyes wide and said, "Damn, kid, what is this? Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? It's so small, can it eat its fill? "
"Eat your ass, this is called a mobile phone!" Xu Que was in a good mood at this moment and couldn't be bothered to teach Buttface a lesson. He looked at the mobile phone with a pleasant expression, waiting for it to turn on!
Buttface's eyes lit up and he was extremely excited. "Chicken? There's actually such a small chicken in this world? "
"No, if you look down at your crotch, you'll find an even smaller one!" Xu Que laughed and at the same time, his eyes also fell on the mobile phone screen in his hand.
At this time, the mobile phone was completely turned on!
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