Bang!
"Buttface, Buttface, wake up!"
Bang!
"Don't die, Buttface!"
Bang!
"Say something, Buttface!"
Xu Que punched Buttface every time he said something.
Buttface was about to go crazy. He really wanted to say something, but when Xu Que saw him open his mouth, Xu Que punched Buttface's mouth with his fist. Buttface swallowed all the vulgarities he was about to utter.
At this moment, Buttface's expression was as if he had just seen a dog, and he stared at Xu Que with his eyes wide open.
However, the onlookers didn't find anything wrong. They were all fooled by the drama between Xu Que and Buttface.
In the darkness of the night, what everyone saw was a scene of the owner grieving over the death of their pet!
"Alas!"
"What a surprise!"
"General Zhuge, I'm sorry for your loss!"
"Yes! What we need to do now is to find that thief and avenge Buttface! "
The onlookers tried to comfort him.
However, Xu Que just shook his head and ignored them. He continued punching Buttface.
Seeing that, the onlookers sighed again.
"Alas! Let's go and leave General Zhuge alone! "an old man sighed.
The onlookers nodded and said goodbye to Xu Que. Then they left one after another.
After a short while, all the people had left. Xu Que grabbed Buttface's tail and pulled him up from the ground. Then he started to shake Buttface with all his strength, with his head facing the ground.
Roar!
Ow! Ow!
"Holy sh * t! Little brat, let go of me!
"Damn it, you actually played dirty and took the opportunity to plot against This Deity!"
Ow! Damn it! Let go of me! I'm going to faint! "
Buttface's mouth was like a machine gun. He kept saying one sentence after another.
His four legs kept kicking in the air, trying to fight back.
However, it couldn't even touch Xu Que, and it was about to faint from the shaking.
Xu Que grabbed Buttface's tail and shook him in the air. He wanted to see if he could get the storage space out of Buttface's belly. However, nothing came out.
Whoosh!
With a clear sound, Xu Que took out an Eight-Star sword and aimed it at Buttface's belly.
Xu Que hadn't used this sword for a long time since Jianling fell into a state of seclusion.
But this sharp sword was given to him by Buttface, and he knew very well that there was a powerful Sword Spirit within it. At this moment, when Xu Que pointed the tip of the sword at his belly, he was so scared that even Buttface's crotch stiffened … no, it was crooked.
"Little … Little brat, what are you doing? Don't do anything stupid! I only accept unarmed duels! "Buttface swallowed his saliva and said in a panic.
Xu Que said with a smile, "Buttface, don't talk nonsense. Now it's time for robbery. Either you tell me the secret in your stomach, or I will cut it open and study it myself!" Buttface smiled.
"What secret? Little brat, don't slander me. I've always been open and aboveboard. I have no secrets … Ow! Ow! Ow! It hurts! It's going to break. Take the sword away! "
"Stop pretending. I saw how you stole the popsicle just now." Xu Que squinted his eyes and smiled.
Hearing that, Buttface's face fell immediately, and he covered his belly with his paws.
Xu Que was amused. As a matter of fact, he wasn't interested in Buttface's storage world. He just wanted to know how to use it out of curiosity.
Whoosh!
Suddenly, at this moment, a shadow flew over from not far away.
Xu Que and Buttface looked up at the same time. It was Situ Haitang.
"Xu Que, go! My spy reported that 10 powerhouses at the Void Training Stage from the Gong Family have arrived at the Scarlet Yang Sect. They will be here soon. It will be too late if you don't leave now! "She said seriously.
Ten cultivators at the Void Training Stage, and they were all from overlord forces in the ocean. To her, this was an invincible force.
"Oh? The Gong Family dares to come here? "Xu Que smiled.
He guessed that the Scarlet Yang Sect didn't mention his name to the Gong Family. Otherwise, the Gong Family would never dare to come here.
Seeing that Xu Que still dared to laugh, Situ Haitang said anxiously, "Xu Que, don't be careless! Although the strength of those overseas powerhouses will be suppressed in the Five Elements Mountain, they are at the Void Training Stage! And there are 10 of them! "
"They are only at the Void Training Stage. Don't be afraid! The Gong Family can only kneel in front of me! "Xu Que said proudly, waving his hand.
Situ Hai Tang couldn't help but roll her eyes. If Xu Que had said that he had the confidence to fight ten powerhouses at the Void Training Stage, she might have believed him a little.
However, Xu Que said that the Gong Family could only kneel in front of him, which was totally impossible for Situ Haitang.
In fact, Situ Haitang couldn't be blamed for not believing in Xu Que's strength. The gap between the overseas forces and the Five Elements Mountain was too huge.
Moreover, the Gong Family was one of the overlords of the East Continent.
In this case, anyone who didn't know the truth would think Xu Que's words were ridiculous, let alone Situ Haitang.
"City Governor Haitang, this guy isn't bragging! Members of the Gong Family not only have to kneel in front of him, but also have to lie down in front of me!" Buttface said proudly at this time.
When he was in the East Continent, he had always claimed that he was the Deputy Faction Leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction. He used his connections to intimidate people, which was quite effective!
However, at this moment, Situ Haitang was speechless. She knew Buttface's character very well. Therefore, Situ Haitang didn't believe a single word of his.
"Don't waste time! Let's go now! At most … I … "Situ Haitang lowered her head and bit her lips. Then she looked up at Xu Que and said firmly," At most, I will go with you! "
"Ah?" Xu Que opened his eyes wide.
Go with me?
Holy sh * t! This … is this the same as stealing Shang Wu's wife?
He killed Shang Wu several years ago. Now he even stole Shang Wu's fiancée! I'm afraid I will be punished by the Heavens!
"I know why you insist on staying here. So I've decided to go with you!" At this time, Situ Haitang looked at Xu Que directly. She was not shy or evasive at all. Her words were very direct.
This was exactly the same as her character, which was simple, capable, and straightforward. She was a real tough woman!
"Holy sh * t! City Governor, please don't go with me! This little brat … "Buttface widened his eyes, but before he could finish his words, he felt Xu Que's cold, sharp sword was already close to his lower body.
Immediately, Buttface changed his expression and said seriously, "City Governor, I think you've made the right decision! To be honest, there are countless men in this world. However, the only one who is invincible is my Brother Achilles!
Look, his melancholy eyes, his sparse beard, and his handsome face are like the stars in the dark night, so bright and outstanding! He is the overlord of men, the strongest among the overlords. You can never go wrong by following him! If you want to find a man, please choose Xu Que! "
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