"Eel?"
The maidservant was stunned. "My lord, what do you want eels for?"
"To stab people! I'll sit here and stab anyone who doesn't agree with me! "Xu Que sneered as he looked at the maidservant Li meaningfully. Then, he sat opposite her.
Apparently, he was going to provoke her!
Hearing his words, the onlookers were speechless.
Stab people with eels? What's wrong with his brain? I've never heard of an eel that can stab people to death!
Of course, it was because they had never heard of it. If they had, the maidservant Li would have gone crazy!
The maidservant smiled embarrassedly. She thought Xu Que was joking, so she didn't take it seriously. Then, she left with an apologetic smile.
However, the maidservant Li was still angry about Xu Que's behavior.
In the World of Cultivators, one's status was very important.
She was from the Li Family, which was quite famous in the East Continent, even though it was not as famous as the Jiang Family or the Gong Family.
Now, an unknown young Heaven's Favorite had appeared and dared to oppose her in public. How could she swallow this insult? If she didn't do anything about it, all the big families and sects would look down on the Li Family!
"How dare you!" The maidservant Li slapped the stone table with her big hand. The table didn't move, but the blue and white porcelain on it was smashed into powder instantly.
"Who do you think you are? How dare you sit here? I will give you three seconds to get out of here with your dog! " The maidservant Li was very cunning. Her tone was vicious and fierce, which was not the style of a woman at all.
Ryu Jingning's face darkened. She stared at the maidservant Li coldly with killing intent brewing in her eyes. However, she didn't expose her cultivation level. After all, there were too many powerful cultivators here. If she gave herself away, she would be discovered immediately.
However, Buttface was the first one to lose his temper. He shouted, "F * ck you! Open your eyes and see clearly! I am a wolf!"
The onlookers immediately turned their attention to him. What a fierce dog!
However, the Spatial Tempering Stage cultivators in the center of the crowd only took a second glance before turning their heads away and continuing to chat with one another as if nothing had happened.
After all, they didn't care about the younger generation's business.
The Stone-Cutting Convention didn't seem to have any rules. It didn't restrict people from making noise here. However, there was one rule, which was that no fighting was allowed.
The woman surnamed Li saw that Xu Que didn't say anything, but a dog scolded her. This made her feel extremely humiliated.
He was telling everyone that she, the daughter of the Li family, was only qualified to talk to a dog. However, due to the rules of the Stone-Cutting Convention, she didn't dare to attack him. She could only stare at Xu Que coldly.
The man next to the woman surnamed Li, who had been silent, suddenly said, "Yan 'er, talking to them will only lower your status. The Stone-Cutting Convention is about to begin. Don't make trouble!"
"Humph! When the Stone-Cutting Convention is over, I will make you suffer!" Li Yan 'er snorted and stopped driving them away.
However, at this time, Xu Que squinted and said calmly, "Who said we can't eat? Buttface, are you hungry? "
"Yes!" Buttface became energetic when he heard the word "eat". He stuck out his tongue and yawned.
"Set the pot!" Xu Que waved his hand and took out several items from the System Package. Then he put them on the stone table!
A charcoal stove, an iron pot, and oil were all on the stone table!
Ryu Jingning's eyes widened. What is this little guy going to do? Is he going to cook something here?
This was the Stone-Cutting Convention! How could he cook food in public in front of so many experts from the big sects?
How shameful and humiliating would that be!
However, for an experienced man like Xu Que, he didn't care about his shame anymore!
After all, being shameless was the most important thing nowadays!
If someone scolded you for being shameless, you would say I'm shameless. What could you do? The opponents could do nothing but beat you!
Therefore, in front of everyone's surprised eyes, Xu Que cooked the oil in the pot until it was bubbling.
The maidservant Li's face was livid. She kept her guard up against Xu Que, for fear that he would throw the oil at her.
Xu Que sneered as if he had seen through her guard. "What are you afraid of? You are so timid! How dare you show your face in public! Do you think I will pour the oil on you? Every member of the Exploding Heavens Faction is an elite who has memorized the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces. We have cultivated good moral character and culture. How could we do such a thing? "
Then he took out a bag of stinky tofu from his pocket.
Splash! He poured it directly into the oil pot!
"Chi!"
Instantly, the oil began to boil. More than a dozen pieces of stinky tofu were rolling in the high temperature, with steam rising up!
A putrid stench instantly swept out and filled the entire area!
The maidservant Li and Ryu Jingning, who were in the same pavilion as Xu Que, were dumbfounded.
"What's that?"
"Holy sh * t! What's that smell?"
"Whose sh * t is so stinky?"
"Who's taking a dump in broad daylight under such a bright sky? How dare you! "
All of a sudden, the elegant and comfortable Stone-Cutting Convention turned into a mess.
Many young sovereigns covered their noses and mouths and cursed. The seniors at the Void Training Stage frowned unhappily.
But soon, everyone's attention was focused on Xu Que.
Because they saw clearly that the horrible stench came from the oil pot in front of Xu Que!
"My lord, what are you doing?" The sovereigns in the pavilion next to Xu Que couldn't help but frown.
"Why are you poisoning us?"
"You can solve the grudge between you and the Li Family in private. You don't have to do such a ridiculous thing here!"
"Right! This is the Stone-Cutting Convention! What do you mean by cooking sh * t in public?"
More and more sovereigns were annoyed by Xu Que.
After all, this guy was talking about manners and civilization just now. Who could have expected that he would do such a disgusting and absurd thing by cooking sh * t the next second?
What was more horrible was that someone saw him take out the bag of sh * t from his clothes!
Is he crazy?
Is he crazy?
Who would carry a bag of sh * t with them and hide it in their clothes?
Ryu Jingning also wanted to spit blood. Although she had disguised herself, her face was still burning. She wanted to find a hole to hide in. It was so shameful!
The maidservant Li and the man were even more shocked. They didn't expect that Xu Que would do such a thing. It was so disgusting and perverted!
However, the people involved, Xu Que and Buttface, had no sense of shame at all. They turned a blind eye to the people's gazes and words.
They even looked at the oil pot expectantly with a pair of long chopsticks in their hands. They were fishing in the oil pot as if no one else was there.
"Is it cooked?" Buttface asked anxiously.
"Not yet. Wait!" Xu Que shook his head.
"I think it's cooked!"
"Wait!"
"Wait until when? I can't wait anymore! "
"What's the hurry? Let me have a taste first!" Then, Xu Que picked up a piece of black stinky tofu with his chopsticks.
Under everyone's horrified eyes, he opened his mouth and bit the stinky tofu with a face full of enjoyment.
All of a sudden, everyone went crazy!
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