"Ah! But I didn't teach you anything. Do you really want me to stay and beat you? "Xu Que said in surprise.
However, he was secretly happy that Shang Wu wanted him to stay for one more day, which meant that the people from overseas would come tomorrow. Apparently, Shang Wu wanted to take revenge on him!
"Yes, after being whipped by General Zhuge these days, I've learned a lot. So, I beg you, General Zhuge, to continue to whip me!" Shang Wu said resolutely. However, he was gritting his teeth. Anyway, he had been beaten for five days. One more day was not a big deal. Tomorrow would be the day to wash away the shame.
Buttface, who was standing next to him, was dumbfounded. D * mn! How could anyone ask to be beaten in this day and age?
My God! How could there be such a shameless person?
"Holy crap! Are you Xiaoshou? Sorry, I'm straight. I'm not interested in that! You'd better find someone else to whip you. But I can give you a suggestion! "Xu Que said hurriedly, waving his hand.
Shang Wu was surprised. "What suggestion?"
"Drip the wax!" Xu Que answered.
"What?" Shang Wu and Shang Ling were confused.
Drip the wax? What does that mean?
Situ Haitang, who was not far away, was totally dumbfounded.
When they were drinking tea and discussing Taoism, she already knew that Xu Que was up to no good. He tricked Shang Ling to go home and beat Shang Wu, saying that a filial son comes from a stick.
However, she didn't expect that Shang Ling would ask Xu Que to fight Shang Wu in a few days. Moreover, the fight had been going on for several days.
Now, Shang Wu asked Xu Que to stay and beat him with sincerity!
This is not right!
Situ Haitang frowned. She knew Shang Wu's character very well. It was impossible for him to make a mistake. There must be a conspiracy behind his abnormal behavior today.
"Well, actually, I have something urgent to deal with in the Imperial City. Now that General Shang has repented, I don't need to beat him anymore. Sect Leader Shang, I'm leaving now!" Xu Que said suddenly and was about to leave.
He knew what Shang Wu was up to, and he didn't panic at all, but he just wanted to make Shang Wu cry.
You want me to stay? I won't stay!
"Ah? Please don't! General Zhuge, please stay here and beat me! "Shang Wu became anxious and begged with a long face.
Shang Ling was stunned. What was going on? This unfilial son seemed to be a little too abnormal!
"Nonsense! General Zhuge left in a hurry. He must have something important to deal with! How could you do that?" Shang Ling scolded immediately. After all, Shang Wu's behavior was too embarrassing!
Xu Que waved his hand and smiled. "It's alright, Sect Leader Shang, don't be angry. Actually, it's normal for your son to have such thoughts. When a person is beaten up repeatedly, it's possible for him to become addicted! So when I left, he was a little reluctant to part with me! "
Hearing that, Shang Wu thought that Xu Que had changed his mind and wanted to stay. Ignoring his disgust, he hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, General Zhuge is right. I really need someone to motivate me and trample on me. Otherwise, I will feel uncomfortable all over!"
"Well …" Shang Ling was stunned and frowned. He had never heard of such a situation before!
"Holy sh * t!" Buttface, who had been standing aside in a daze for a long time, couldn't help but curse at Shang Wu.
Not far away from them, Situ Haitang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Apparently, she didn't expect that Shang Wu would be so badly tricked by Xu Que that Shang Wu admitted that he was addicted to being beaten up and that he would feel uncomfortable all over if he didn't beat him!
However, seeing that Xu Que had made up his mind to leave, she was relieved and didn't worry about Shang Wu's conspiracy!
"General Zhuge, what's wrong with my son?" Shang Ling looked at Xu Que anxiously and asked at this time.
Xu Que suddenly smiled. "It's okay. This situation is easy to solve. Since he is addicted to it, Sect Leader Shang, remember to hang your son up and beat him every day. Every two hours, five times for a course of treatment! Even if he objected to it, he couldn't stop. Because it was like taking medicine. It was a bitter medicine, but if he stopped, it might cause even more serious consequences! OK, that's all. It's getting late. I have to leave now. Goodbye! "
After saying that, Xu Que turned around and started the Teleportation Device without hesitation.
"I see. Every two hours, five times for a course of treatment. That means I have to beat him for ten hours every day? Alright, this old man will persevere for a year and completely cure my son's illness! My young friend Zhuge, I owe you another favor this time! "Shang Ling cupped his hands and promised immediately.
However, he was still doubtful. He had never heard of such a method before. Was it really reliable?
"Father, you …"
Shang Wu, on the other hand, was so furious that he almost fainted.
Zhuge Liang, what's wrong with you?
"Ouch, Wu 'er, what's wrong with you?" Shang Ling turned around and saw Shang Wu almost passing out. He was startled and hurried to hold his son.
"Sect Leader Shang, his illness is acting up. Just beat him up and it will work immediately!" At this time, Xu Que's voice came from the high-speed Teleportation Device.
Hearing that, Shang Ling was eager to save his son. Without hesitation, he raised his hand and punched Shang Wu's stomach directly.
Bang!
With a dull sound, Shang Wu's eyes were wide open because of the pain. He was totally awake now.
"My young friend Zhuge didn't lie to me. It really works! My young friend, thank you so much! "Shang Ling said happily. Then he turned around and thanked Xu Que.
At this time, the Teleportation Device was empty. Xu Que and Buttface had already left.
"Alas! My young friend Zhuge is really a warm-hearted person. Wu 'er, you really need to thank him this time. Come on, let me punch you a few more times! "Shang Ling sighed with emotion and was ready to continue punching Shang Wu.
Although he thought it was a strange method, he had to believe Shang Wu's words.
Hearing that, Shang Wu was scared. He stood up hurriedly and said, "Dad, it's okay. I'm fine now!"
"No, look at your pale face. Why are you still acting tough?" After saying that, Shang Ling clenched his fist again and punched Shang Wu's stomach.
Bang!
Shang Wu arched his body and widened his eyes. He was in so much pain that he couldn't even say a word.
My face is pale? Damn it! It's because you just punched me, isn't it?
Dad, can't you calm down a little bit?
How could you believe Zhuge Liang's bullsh * t?
Shang Wu wanted to cry but had no tears. He couldn't say anything.
He had to admit that he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't get punched.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
At this time, Shang Ling had changed to a combination of punches. He controlled the strength of each punch very well. Shang Wu was only in pain, but not hurt.
But Shang Wu still felt aggrieved and angry. However, he couldn't fight back or explain.
Damn it! Zhuge Liang, wait and see! Even if you run to the imperial city, I'll still kill you tomorrow!
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Not far away, Situ Haitang had already turned around secretly and hid in a corner. She tried to cover her mouth to hold back her laughter. She almost burst into tears.
At this moment, she finally had a new understanding of Xu Que's vicious mouth.
This guy is so mean! He's fooling people to death without paying for it!
However, when she thought that Shang Wu would be beaten by Shang Ling for a whole year, Situ Haitang couldn't help feeling happy.
Xu Que, you must come back alive!
At last, looking at the empty transmission device, Situ Haitang murmured to herself. Then she turned around and left.
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