The onlookers were dumbfounded. Nobody expected Buttface would make such a move. When he saw Shang Wu, he spat on Shang Wu's face without hesitation!
None of the onlookers had time to react.
What kind of grudge are you talking about? How could you be so dirty?
Even Shang Wu was rooted to the spot, and his mind went blank!
The yellow, sticky, stinky phlegm was flowing down his face slowly.
There was only one thought in his mind.
This dog … How dare it … How dare it humiliate me like this?
"Don't be afraid, General Shang. I'm here to save you."
At this time, Xu Que arrived suddenly. He was so righteous that he looked like a savior.
All the onlookers let out a sigh of relief. General Zhuge had finally come to stop the farce.
"Pooh!"
However, Xu Que suddenly spat out a mouthful of saliva that he had just held back.
No one knew whether he did it on purpose or not. Splat! The saliva fell on Shang Wu's face.
All of a sudden, the onlookers were even more dumbfounded.
Shang Wu was even more dumbfounded.
What … what is going on?
Am I dreaming?
How dare they spit on me one after the other?
…
"Oh, I'm sorry, I missed. But it doesn't matter. My saliva can be used to restrain the stinky smell of Buttface's saliva, "Xu Que said seriously.
All the onlookers rolled their eyes and almost passed out.
Use your saliva to restrain the stinky smell of Buttface's saliva?
Damn it! How could you think of that?
At this time, Buttface widened his eyes and shouted, "Damn it! Little brat, are you siding with an outsider? Fine! Let's fight! Pooh! "
After saying that, he also spat out a mouthful of saliva.
"Splat!"
A huge mouthful of saliva fell on Shang Wu's head again. His hair was wet instantly.
All the onlookers were stunned again.
What is going on?
Isn't this dog going to fight with General Zhuge? Why does he spit on General Shang's head again?
"Hehehe, did you see that? This deity has more saliva than you. If you're not convinced, then come and fight me!" At this time, Buttface laughed complacently. While being caught by Shang Wu, he was still provoking Buttface, which was really funny!
But as soon as he said that, the corners of everyone's mouth twitched, and they were completely speechless!
Was this guy trying to see who had more saliva?
But comparing was one thing, there was no need to spit on General Shang's head, right?
"Yo, do you really think you're so powerful?" At this time, Xu Que sneered. He suddenly sank his Qi into his Dantian and spat, "Bah!"
Whoosh!
Instantly, a jet of saliva flew out and hit Shang Wu's head again at lightning speed!
"Tsk, it's just so-so. Look at the new move that I've just learned — Nine Heavens Dragon Spitting! Pooh! "Buttface's face was full of disdain. He suddenly waved his paw and spat out a mouthful of phlegm.
Xu Que immediately countered, "Trash, look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Phlegm! Pooh! "
"Surrender your ass! This deity will use the invincible Thunderbolt Phlegm! Pooh! "
"You're so weak! Look at my snakeskin movement and Zhang Sanfeng Monk's Tai Chi Fist and Tai Chi Sword Art, Popeye Pikachu Digital Tyrannosaurus Fat Monster Snake Invincible Phlegm! Pooh! "
"Pooh!"
"Pooh again!"
…
Just like that, the two of them took turns to spit on Shang Wu's body.
After a while, Shang Wu was soaked from head to toe, as if he had just come out of the water. Like a drowned rat, he stood there with a dull look on his face.
All the onlookers didn't know what to do, and no one dared to step forward to stop them.
One was General Shang, and the other was General Zhuge and his dog. They couldn't afford to offend either of them!
He couldn't accept the situation that he was facing at all!
As the only son of the leader of the Scarlet Yang Sect, he was respected wherever he went. When had he ever been humiliated like this? However, he had never been humiliated like this before.
However, he had never experienced it before, and he didn't expect such an outrageous thing to happen. He stood there in a daze, and he didn't come to himself until Xu Que and Buttface vomited all over him.
A wave of anger that drove him crazy was surging all over his body, and his head was about to explode!
"Stop, all of you!"
Shang Wu roared crazily. He grabbed Buttface's neck with one hand and exerted all his strength!
"Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts!"
Buttface started to howl and shouted, "D * mn it! Stop the war, stop the war! I demand a truce!"
"Hey, General Shang, why are you soaked? Go back and change your clothes, in case you catch a cold! "Xu Que stopped and looked at Shang Wu with a caring smile.
All the onlookers were speechless.
Big Brother, can you be any more fake?
Isn't it because of your saliva that I'm all wet? How could you tell him not to catch a cold?
"Good, very good! Zhuge Liang, today, we've become enemies!" Shang Wu was so angry that he was trembling. He stared at Xu Que as if he was going to skin Xu Que alive.
"Don't be like this. Be generous!" Xu Que comforted him insincerely.
Seeing this, Shang Wu was so angry that he almost spat blood.
He lifted Buttface abruptly, clenched his other hand into a fist, and smashed at Buttface's head.
Bang!
With a dull thud, Buttface was punched by Xu Que.
But almost at the same time, all the people present heard a crisp crack. Following that, Shang Wu's face instantly turned pale, and he let out an earth-shattering scream, "Ahhhhh …"
Gasp!
All the onlookers gasped in shock. They were all dumbfounded!
The bones in Shang Wu's whole arm were broken. Even a piece of white bone could be seen at his elbow. It was bloody and horrible.
"Ouch …"
Buttface also fell to the ground. Howling, he started to play dead!
Xu Que's eyes widened. He rushed over and hugged Buttface, shouting, "Buttface, Buttface, what's wrong with you, Buttface?"
Buttface was stunned. He opened his eyes and looked at Xu Que in confusion.
Xu Que immediately covered its eyes with his hand. Two lines of tears rolled down from its eyes. Xu Que cried, "Buttface, you can't die! You've been with me for so long, and we've been through thick and thin together. I didn't expect that you would die before me today!"
Puff!
Immediately, Shang Wu felt a sharp pain in his chest. Then he spat out a mouthful of blood. Obviously, he was totally annoyed.
All the onlookers were speechless. They had learned a lot about shamelessness.
They had all seen clearly that it was Shang Wu who had been injured. Buttface had been punched, but nothing had happened. He had opened his eyes and was about to say something, but Xu Que had pressed him back.
My God!
I didn't expect General Zhuge to be such a person!
Too shameless, too scary, really worthy of being the legendary Great Demon King!
"Shang Wu, you're right. I'll pay you a visit later. I promise I won't take a needle or a piece of thread from you!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly raised his head. His face was full of tears. He looked at Shang Wu angrily and said in a sonorous voice.
Hearing that, everyone's expression changed dramatically.
General Zhuge is looking for an excuse to confiscate General Shang's house. Something big is going to happen!
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