The Water Empress was startled.
"Do you want the throne?"
She was puzzled. She couldn't understand what Xu Que meant, so she didn't think too much about it.
But the next moment, she realized what he meant.
Xu Que said he wanted to give him the title of the Water Empress, not the throne. If he wanted the throne, he would have been qualified to be the Empress when he was in the Fire Empire.
"Little brat, do you want me to help you?" the Water Empress asked softly with a smile.
Xu Que was overjoyed. Help me? I didn't expect the Water Empress, who looks so reserved, to have such an open side! She asked for his hands first.
He nodded and said happily, "My hands are fine too!"
I will use my hands for the first time, and my mouth for the next time. I can totally accept that!
"What is the Earth? You can't even pry it open. Why do you need my help?" the Water Empress asked with a smile. She didn't notice Xu Que's dirty thoughts.
She had completely deviated from Xu Que's meaning. She thought Xu Que wanted to pry open the Earth and needed her help.
Xu Que was dumbfounded.
What? We still can't get to the point!
This is so strange! With my handsome appearance, why is it so difficult to flirt with a girl?
"Ahem, ahem, the Earth is … a star. I don't think we can see it from here," Xu Que said helplessly.
"You want to pry open a star? With what? " The Water Empress was also a little confused. She thought this little brat was really different from the rest. How could he pry open a star?
Although the star looked small, it was actually huge. What else in the world could pry open a star?
"Ah, that's just a metaphor. Don't take it seriously. As for how to pry open a star, it must be my … body!"
Xu Que was so excited that he almost slapped his crotch.
This was the rule of Jianghu, and he couldn't break it! He could only use his body to replace it!
The empress was very confused and couldn't understand the thoughts of Xu Que, the filthy demon king from Earth. However, she was still calm and looked at Xu Que with a faint smile. She seemed to find this very interesting.
Xu Que felt a little guilty from being stared at like that. He hurriedly pretended to be serious and said, "Alright, alright. Anyway, I'll take it as a yes. I'm going to start casting the spell. Move aside, don't hurt yourself!"
After saying that, he got into a horse stance, made a random Dharma Seal, and stomped on the ground with one foot. It was as if he was a Jianghu swindler inviting a god.
The empress was slightly startled and was about to say something.
"Teh!"
Xu Que suddenly opened his eyes and shouted in a deep voice.
"With my blood essence, follow the ancient covenant. Listen to my whispers and break through the boundaries of time and space."
Xu Que mumbled to himself, acting as if he was telling the truth and shouting some strange words.
Initially, the empress thought that Xu Que was joking. However, after seeing his serious expression and the fact that he was reciting the blood essence and the ancient covenant, she couldn't help but be stunned.
Could it be that he really knows some kind of spell that allows him to do whatever he wants?
"I summon you with the covenant, request you with my blood, use my body as a tool, and use my soul as a contribution. Listen to my command and fight for me!"
At this time, Xu Que continued to recite. Then, he put his hands together and shouted, "Come out, the third chapter of One Turning Into Three Pure Ones!"
Whoosh!
Instantly, a jade slip flew out of his hand and floated in front of him, emitting a faint green halo.
"This …" The empress was dumbfounded. She really thought that Xu Que had performed some horrible magic to directly bring out the third chapter of One Turning Into Three Pure Ones.
However, this was too absurd. No one in this world had ever heard of such a magical spell.
"Oh, no! I'm injured!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly covered his chest and sat on the ground in pain. His acting skills are off the charts!
The empress had no time to doubt him. She held Xu Que and asked with a frown, "What the hell is going on?"
"Don't worry about me. Just check whether it is the third chapter of One Turning Into Three Pure Ones!" Xu Que said fearlessly.
The empress shook her head and took out a pill from her slender fingers. Then, she handed it to Xu Que. "You are too impulsive! If what you said is true, you must pay a high price to get what you want. I can't sense the injury in your body. Take this Vitality Pill and see if it works!"
She frowned and looked very serious. She really thought that Xu Que had paid a high price to get the magic spell of One Turning Into Three Pure Ones.
"I'm really fine. Just check the jade slip first, or I won't take the pill!" Xu Que pushed away the empress's slender hand firmly.
The empress had no choice but to take the jade slip into her hand and check it with her Soul Strength. Then, she was stunned on the spot.
It was really the third chapter of One Turning Into Three Pure Ones!
The third chapter, which she had been looking for for so many years, had appeared just like that.
"How could it be …" The empress was very surprised. She turned to look at Xu Que, only to see Xu Que's face full of smiles.
He was secretly laughing at his own acting skills. He couldn't help smiling. Then, the empress turned to look at him unsuspectingly. Before he could react, he was exposed.
"Ahem, it seems it is really the third chapter. In this case, I can die without regrets!" Xu Que stopped smiling and pretended to be very happy.
However, the empress was very smart and knew Xu Que very well. She knew his character very well. So, she immediately realized what was going on.
"You little brat. The skill was with you all along, right?" The Water Empress gave a deep smile as she looked at Xu Que calmly.
Xu Que's face turned red when he found out what he had done.
However, as an Act Tough King, he couldn't flinch in such a situation.
"What do you mean by that? I don't know! Alas, I can't take it anymore. I'm about to die. This method is too horrible. I need to heal my wounds by myself! "Xu Que pretended to be on the verge of death.
The empress didn't get angry when she saw through his trick. Instead, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry when she saw his performance.
"All right, stop it! Get up! I didn't expect the third chapter, which I have been looking for for so many years, to be with you! Maybe this is good luck! "She shook her head with a wry smile and looked at the jade slip in her hand again.
"…" Xu Que didn't reply. He continued to lie on the ground and closed his eyes, pretending to be dead.
What was the most important thing for an actor? Yes, professionalism. If the director didn't say "cut", how could he get up?
If he got up, it would be so embarrassing and shameful!
"Eh? This jade slip doesn't seem to be an old one. Little brat, where did you get it?" The empress couldn't help but ask. She found that the jade slip was too new. It didn't look like an old one.
When she saw that Xu Que was still lying on the ground with his eyes closed, she couldn't help but smile. "Little brat, stop it and get up."
"I can't! My baby is injured! I need a kiss to get up! "Xu Que said with his eyes closed in pain.
The Water Empress was stunned on the spot. Her eyes widened in astonishment.
Kiss … a kiss?
The scene instantly froze, and the atmosphere became a little strange …
At this time, Buttface, who was strolling in the palace, happened to pass by the entrance of the bedroom. When he saw Xu Que lying on the ground, his eyes lit up and he said happily, "Damn! God has eyes! This guy is finally dead! Let me save him with a kick from Hua Tuo!"
"Ow …"
Buttface rushed in excitedly and kicked Xu Que directly.
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