A press conference!
Although it was a strange word in the World of Cultivators, everyone could understand its meaning. Xu Que had made it clear that it was a conference for the launch of new products.
Everyone thought it was unnecessary for him to make such a big fuss. Anyway, he was the only one in the Imperial City. Everyone would know what he was going to sell.
However, they didn't know that Xu Que had done so many things for the sake of acting tough.
Acting tough was a great and secret business. It required acting tough all the time, including sleeping, flirting with girls, and making money.
Think about it. How wonderful would it be to be able to show off while earning money!
That day, Xu Que got up and changed into a pair of jeans, a black turtleneck sweater, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Then he went to the McDonald's conference in person.
On Earth, he would look like Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple.
But in the World of Cultivators, it would be neither fish nor fowl. However, it attracted a lot of attention.
Along the way, Xu Que earned a lot of Acting Tough Points with this outfit.
When he arrived at the McDonald's, the whole street was already full of people. It was even more crowded than the city center.
He turned into a black shadow, passed through the crowd, and appeared in the center of the stage, which had already been set up.
All of a sudden, the whole area was silent.
Everyone was dumbfounded as they stared at Xu Que, who was dressed in a strange outfit.
Xu Que smiled and waved at the crowd with his head held high.
"Hello, everyone! Welcome to the joint press conference of McDonald's and KFC. I am Steve Jobs of the Exploding Heavens Faction!"
The crowd was surprised again.
Steve Jobs?
Why did he change his name again?
Damn! How many names does he have?
Even so, some people still wanted to show their support.
The 3,000 Syracuse Guards were here. Buttface also got wind of the news. He came here early in the morning to try the new food.
To prevent Xu Que from talking nonsense, Buttface took the lead in applauding and cheering, "Good! Well said! "
"Right! General Zhuge, well said!"
"Pa Pa Pa …"
The three thousand Syracuse Guards immediately applauded as well. Thunderous applause instantly filled the place, and the atmosphere was instantly livened up.
Xu Que made a gesture and purchased a projector from the System Shop. He used the energy of a spirit stone to start the projector.
"Pa da!"
The beam of light instantly hit the blank wall behind the stage.
The scene immediately quietened down. Everyone stared fixedly at the light on the wall. They were somewhat stunned and curious.
At this time, Xu Que spoke.
"Today, our first product is the McDonald's McFlurry!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the projector made a clicking sound and switched to the projected image.
Two photos of McFlurry ice cream appeared on the wall. They were lifelike and beautiful!
Roar!
Buttface immediately howled. His figure flashed and flew across the sky. His tongue stretched out extremely long and sparkling saliva sprayed in the air towards the photo on the wall.
Bang!
With a loud sound, Buttface bumped into the wall. The entire wall collapsed instantly. The rubble covered Buttface, and the scene was filled with dust.
Everyone's mouth twitched.
Damn it! Doesn't this stupid dog know that the photo is fake? He just rushed up to it!
"It's okay. Don't be nervous. There is another wall here for you to see the photos!"
At this time, Xu Que changed the direction of the projector with a smile. The image appeared on a brand new wall again.
"Everyone, take a look. We have two flavors for the McFlurry Ice Cream. This is the McFlurry Strawberry Ice Cream, and this is the McFlurry Oreo Ice Cream. Someone asked, is it delicious? Ha-ha, you have seen it just now. Even the dog couldn't help but rush up to it after seeing the photo. How could it not be delicious? "Xu Que said cheerfully. He directly turned Buttface's farce into a propaganda point.
Everyone was speechless for a while. Xu Que was so smart that he could even turn a dead person into a living person.
It was Buttface's fault for being too stupid. How could he say that the McFlurry ice cream was too tempting?
Xu Que pointed at the photo and said, "Okay, next is the effect of this McFlurry ice cream.
"Alright, next up is the effect of this McFlurry. After taking it in the early stage, it can cleanse the tendons and marrow. However, it can only be taken once a day, and a course of treatment lasts for seven days. After taking it for ten consecutive courses, it can cleanse the spiritual root and elevate it to a higher level! Yes, you heard it right. After ten treatments, your Spiritual Root will be upgraded, just like Haagen-Dazs ice cream. "
"Hua!"
All of a sudden, the audience was in an uproar.
Following that, everyone's faces were filled with excitement and excitement.
Apart from Haagen-Dazs ice cream, this McFlurry ice cream can also purify the Spiritual Root?
"Great! General Zhuge is awesome!"
"Well done!"
"One treatment period lasts for seven days. Ten treatments will be 70 days. Upgrading the Spiritual Root in 70 days is totally worth it!"
"Right! We don't expect to have new Spiritual Roots. As long as our Spiritual Root can be upgraded, everything will be worth it!"
The audience was excited.
Originally, they had thought that they had no chance to upgrade their Spiritual Root. However, the first product that Xu Que released today was related to the upgrade of Spiritual Root. Everyone was excited instantly.
"General Zhuge is awesome!"
Everyone cheered from the bottom of their hearts and applauded. The applause was thunderous.
"Keep a low profile and let the whole world know about it," Xu Que said, waving his hand with a smile. "Next, we will reveal the price of this McFlurry ice cream."
Price?
Hearing that, the audience calmed down immediately.
Yes, such a magical thing, although one could buy it without a Supreme Membership Card, if the price was set too high, not everyone could afford it!
"How many Spirit Stones will it cost? Come on, let's look at the big screen together. "
After saying that, Xu Que operated the projector.
With a click, a few words appeared on the screen — "10,000 Spirit Stones!"
All the audience was dumbfounded.
10,000 Spirit Stones?
Are you kidding me? 10,000 Spirit Stones?
That's only 700,000 Spirit Stones for 70 days!
Holy crap! Did the sun rise from the west? A profiteer can also do good deeds? What's the difference between this and giving it away for free?
The audience couldn't believe it. They had thought it might be a million Spirit Stones or hundreds of thousands of Spirit Stones, but they had never thought it would be 10,000 Spirit Stones. This was totally different from Xu Que's style.
"As I said before, we are an enterprise with a conscience. Since we are going to make a product for the common people, we must lower the price so that everyone can enjoy the delicious ice cream and upgrade their Spiritual Roots, so that the Water Nation can be strengthened. If the young are strong, the country will be strong. If the young are rich, the country will be rich. Welcome to the McDonald's of the Exploding Heavens Faction! "Xu Que said in a sonorous and powerful manner.
Everyone stood rooted to the ground.
If the young are strong, the country will be strong.
If the young are rich, the country will be rich.
So … everything that General Zhuge has done is for the sake of the people of the Water Nation!
He was not a greedy person who only cared about profit!
He was a great man, a man who thought for the country and the people!
We have misunderstood him.
"General Zhuge is awesome!"
"General Zhuge is awesome!"
All of a sudden, the audience was in an uproar.
Everyone was cheering, "Almighty General Zhuge!" Everyone was moved by Xu Que's words and actions, and their eyes were filled with tears.
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When the news reached the Tian Liu Chamber of Commerce, several big shots were dumbfounded and almost spat blood.
"Damn! This guy is so cunning! He set such a low price to divert the flow of people from the Wanda Plaza of the Exploding Heavens Faction to the center of the market. The prices of the shops on the street will be … unimaginable!"
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