"That's weird. Isn't Smelly Tofu cubes? Why is there a strip? "The Eighth Elder was stunned. He even guessed that this was a new Smelly Tofu.
"Slurp!"
The Second Prince sucked the black thing into his mouth, closed his eyes, and began to chew.
He frowned and asked curiously, "Eh? Didn't they say that this thing is delicious and has a good texture? Why does it feel dry and hard to my taste? And the taste is so strong? "
"That's weird. I feel the same way when I eat it!" The Old Eunuch beside the Second Prince said curiously.
Another Prince objected, "No, I feel that it's very delicious, especially the texture. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. When I bite it, the juices burst open and the fragrance lingers in my mouth!"
"I feel the same way when I eat it. This thing is really delicious. It tastes like tofu, but it tastes a hundred times better than tofu!"
"Yes, and my Soul Strength has been enhanced. This is too magical!"
"Ah? No way. Why do I feel that it's dry and hard to chew? And it stinks and chokes! "
"Yes, it's not just chokes. I feel like I'm about to vomit. What's going on?"
...
The Princes were stunned. Some of them had eaten the real Smelly Tofu, while others had eaten Buttface's stinky poop!
Xu Que and the Seventh Princesses stood out from the crowd.
Looking at this scene, Xu Que tried his best to hold back his laughter. He almost fell to the ground and laughed out loud.
These people really have a strong taste. They actually ate Buttface's poop.
My brother, Buttface has been sealed in the stone wall for thousands of years and has never pooped. Who would have thought that … the moment he pooped, it would be eaten by these Princes!
"Something's wrong!"
The Eighth Elder of the Sky Incense Valley saw that something was amiss and hurriedly took a look. His face suddenly became strange. He pointed at the few black objects in the oil pan and asked Buttface, "Puppy, let me ask you, what are these things?"
"Bah! Damn it! You're the dog! Your whole family are dogs! This deity is so mighty and domineering, but I am clearly a wolf! As for this thing, hur hur, it has a great history! "Buttface had a proud and aloof look as he said with his head held high.
"Great background? I'd like to hear the details! "
Eighth Elder's face darkened, but when he saw that Buttface seemed to be acquainted with Xu Que, he reluctantly gave him face and did not flare up on the spot.
The rest of the people also looked at Buttface, especially the princes. When they heard Buttface say so proudly that this was an item with a great origin, they couldn't help but feel even more excited. They thought to themselves that they had made a big profit this time!
"I didn't expect that after ten thousand years of seclusion, the world has changed so much. You've all changed to eating sh * t, and it's selling so well!"
Buttface sighed with emotion. He felt that the world had changed too much. However, he still had an arrogant look on his face as he said, "Fortunately, this deity is quite righteous. I've just taken out the first batch of wolf dung that I've saved for tens of thousands of years. I've reluctantly sold it to you, and I'm only selling it for ten thousand taels a bowl. You've made a profit!"
"Pfft!"
Immediately, the princes spat out everything in their mouths. Their faces turned pale and they almost vomited blood.
Wolf dung?
Damn it, this dog actually took dog dung in it?
Is this really dog dung?
…
The Eighth Elder of the Sky Incense Valley was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.
Soon after, he flew into a rage and pointed at Buttface. He was so angry that his whole body was trembling and he said with a trembling voice, "You … You're really wasting God's gift! This is such a priceless pot of Smelly Tofu, and you actually threw dog dung into it? "
"Bullsh * t, this is wolf dung! Wait … What did you say? That kid is cooking Smelly Tofu, not dog dung? "Buttface suddenly realized what was going on and his eyes widened in surprise.
The Seventh Princesses's face was full of shock. When she thought about how she had just eaten Smelly Tofu, her expression changed drastically and she almost vomited.
Fortunately, she remembered that Xu Que had scooped out a bowl of dog dung before Buttface poured it into the pot, so it wasn't contaminated.
She heaved a sigh of relief.
"Princess, didn't you say you wanted to drink tea? Let's go, let's go drink! "Xu Que saw that something was wrong and immediately pulled the Seventh Princesses's hand and ran towards the end of the street.
"Ah … Young Master Xu, this … this …"
The Seventh Princesses was about to ask Xu Que if he already knew the truth. However, when her hand was suddenly pulled by him, her heart was in a mess and her mind went blank!
After being a Princess for so many years, she had always been reserved and meticulous. Not to mention being held by a man, she rarely even talked to him!
Now that her hand was suddenly pulled by Xu Que, to a conservative Princess like her, it was simply unbelievable and extremely flustered.
"Ow!"
At this time, Buttface's howl could be heard from the back of the street.
Following that, there were angry shouts from a few Princes. Following that, the crowd was in a state of chaos and all sorts of noises could be heard.
"Xu Que! How dare you trick this deity, you're finished … Ah, it hurts, it hurts! "
"Why are you guys fighting? If you have the guts, fight one-on-one! This deity has always been invincible in one-on-one fights … "
"Ow! How dare you bully the few with numbers. What kind of hero are you? Don't force this deity to fight, otherwise, this deity will regret it for the rest of his life. This deity has killed before! "
"Damn, you're still fighting? Do you believe that with this deity's command, millions of God Wolves will immediately appear and surround your Imperial City? Besides, what's wrong with eating this deity's sh * t? It's something I've kept for tens of thousands of years, and the ingredients are guaranteed to be fresh! "
"Ow … It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
…
On the street, Xu Que seemed to have heard Buttface's curses and was immediately overjoyed.
Although he knew that this group of people could not hurt Buttface, Xu Que was still very happy to see the scene of Buttface being chased and beaten.
However, he did not want to join in on the fun, so he directly ran away with the Seventh Princesses!
Running away after acting tough was very exciting.
However, running away with the prettiest girl in the scene after acting tough was really awesome!
In movies, such scenes were usually the most dashing and domineering, and it was the privilege of the protagonist!
Therefore, Xu Que did not have any other thoughts. He simply wanted to be cool and maintain his posture at all times. He was very dedicated!
However, as they ran, the two of them passed by the entrance of a wine shop that was not closed yet.
Xu Que paused and suddenly felt like drinking.
After all, he had just eaten grilled chicken wings and stinky tofu. If he did not have some wine, he would feel that something was missing.
"Princess, why don't we not drink tea, let's have some wine!"
He looked at the Seventh Princess who was still in shock and said.
The Seventh Princesses calmed down. Although her cheeks were covered by a veil, one could still see that she was nervous and shy at that moment.
"Young … Young Master Xu, it's getting late, why don't we …" She pondered for a while and decided to leave first.
Xu Que immediately interrupted, "Princess, you're wrong. As the saying goes, if you don't drink at night, your life will be in vain! Come, come, come, let's drink a pot first. Didn't you approach me to find out about my identity? I'll give you this chance, let's go! "
Xu Que stepped into the wine shop.
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