"Boom!"
A boundless flame was released from within the Fire Emperor's body and enveloped his entire body. He was using it to cover his body!
However, the furious expression on his face was extremely ferocious at this moment!
Xu Que's immoral way of fighting would infuriate anyone who was in his shoes. This was too tasteless! This was way too unconventional.
Where's the promised sure-kill move?
In the end, he chose to stab his opponent's clothes. In the Cultivation World, only a tasteless person like him would do such a thing. Other cultivators wouldn't even bother to use such despicable methods.
The Flaming Sun Princess and Zi Xuan were moved as well. The Fire Emperor was the ruler of a country. To be humiliated by Xu Que time and time again, no matter what the result was, the Fire Empire was going to lose all its face.
Concubine Fantasy opened her eyes wide. She understood Xu Que the best and her heart was filled with fear.
Is this fellow really that shy, reserved, humble, and polite youth from all those years ago?
It's only been a year since they last separated. How did he change so much? He was actually so shameless.
"Hahaha, Dog Emperor, you … Hehehe …"
At this point, Xu Que's laughter could be heard from the clouds.
Xu Que recalled the naked look of the Fire Emperor and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Everyone was curious. What was Xu Que up to this time? Why did he suddenly burst into laughter? What was he laughing about?
"Everyone! Everyone … After fighting for half a day, I'm a little tired! Why don't I tell everyone about the Dog Emperor's past? "Xu Que squinted his eyes and stopped laughing.
Talking about the past again?
Damn it, how many secrets did this Xu Que know about the Imperial Palace?
Everyone loved to gossip. Especially the secrets of the Imperial Palace. Who wouldn't love to hear about it? Who wouldn't want to hear about it?
However, on the surface, everyone didn't dare to agree or pretend to be interested in what Xu Que had to say. Instead, they had pricked up their ears and were waiting to hear what Xu Que had to say about the Fire Emperor.
"Eh? Why aren't you saying anything? That means you want to hear about it! Alright! Dog Emperor, I'll count to three. If you don't say anything, it means that you agree to me telling the truth … "
As he spoke, Xu Que quickly shouted three times, "One, two, three! All right! Looks like you've agreed! Then I'll really say it … "
Xu Que's shameless behavior had once again widened the horizons of everyone present. The Fire Emperor was about to vomit blood.
I've seen shameless people before!
He had never seen such a shameless person!
However, Xu Que didn't care about what others thought. He continued with great interest, "There was once when the Dog Emperor wasn't feeling well, so he specially summoned the imperial physician …"
When the people below heard this, they thought, Oh! Was he going to talk about the Fire Emperor's treatment? However, the Fire Emperor had reached the Infant Transformation Stage and his body was indestructible. How could he fall sick?
There was an eighty percent chance that what he was about to say was made up by this immoral fellow.
However, the masses of people who loved to listen to gossip didn't care whether it was true or not!
After all, he was the Emperor's son-in-law who had lived in the Imperial Palace for so long! Especially the secret of the Fire Emperor's treatment. Only the Princes and Princesses' son-in-law who had lived in the Imperial Palace knew about it.
Therefore, everyone strained their ears to listen to what Xu Que had said. What illness did the Fire Emperor have when he summoned the imperial physician?
As for Xu Que, he was indeed a master at deceiving people and telling stories!
When he saw that everyone's attention had been attracted, he immediately laughed. Since he had whetted everyone's appetite, he continued, "The Dog Emperor secretly summoned the imperial physician and told him very seriously that no matter what he saw, he must not laugh. Do you understand? The imperial physician nodded his head firmly and promised that he wouldn't laugh. However, the Dog Emperor was still worried. He emphasized again that if anyone dared to laugh, he would kill him. "
Hearing this, everyone became even more curious. What illness did the Fire Emperor have? Why did he request the imperial physician not to laugh?
"After the imperial physician repeatedly promised that he wouldn't laugh, the Dog Emperor finally called him over and slowly took off his pants."
As Xu Que spoke up to this point, he lowered his head and looked at the Fire Emperor who was enveloped in flames. He then laughed out, "When the doctor saw the dog Emperor's nether regions, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. As he laughed, he shouted out, 'So small? Hahaha … Why is it so small … '… "
When Xu Que finished, everyone looked at the Fire Emperor at the same time. Although the flames were dazzling and blocked most of the view, they could still vaguely see something. As expected … cough cough, it was indeed a little small!
However, this wasn't a big deal!
No matter how small the Fire Emperor was, no one would dare to laugh at him!
However, when Xu Que used such a joke, some of them couldn't help but laugh.
Bang!
"Preposterous! What are you laughing at? If you laugh again, I will drag all of you out and behead you! "
The Fire Emperor, who was already furious, immediately unleashed his dragon's might and shouted at the crowd.
But who would have thought that when he got angry, Xu Que would point at him and shout, "Yes, yes, yes! When the imperial physician laughed, the Dog Emperor said this in a fit of anger. If you laugh again, I will behead you … "
Such a scene!
After hearing what Xu Que said, the crowd felt as if they were really there. They saw a laughing imperial physician and an enraged Fire Emperor.
But this time, the Fire Emperor was truly enraged. In fact, he was venting his anger on those who were laughing.
Instantly, the small group of people who couldn't help but cover their mouths as their faces turned red. At this moment, no matter how funny it was, they couldn't laugh!
"Yes, yes, yes! Even if you are like this, the imperial physician is still human! It's not easy to be an imperial physician! Seeing such a funny thing, you can't even laugh properly. Isn't this … Sigh! It's all because of the Dog Emperor … "
Xu Que sighed and shook his head. He continued, "It's not easy! The imperial physician held back his laughter. He had no choice, otherwise, he would lose his life! Then, he took a deep breath and squatted down. Looking at the tiny Dog Emperor, he asked cautiously, 'Your Majesty, what's wrong with your dragon's root? Can you tell me now? '… "
At this point, the crowd was really curious about Xu Que. Everyone was afraid that the Fire Emperor would be angry, but they also wanted to know what happened to the Fire Emperor's dragon's root.
As for the Fire Emperor, he looked at Xu Que angrily. However, he didn't want to waste his dragon's energy just because of Xu Que's slander and ruin his plan. Therefore, he still endured it. Even though the anger in his heart was about to explode, he still endured it!
He knew that as long as his plan succeeded, Xu Que would definitely die!
Right at this moment, Xu Que suddenly smiled and continued his previous words.
"At that time, the imperial physician squatted down and asked the Dog Emperor what's wrong with it. However, the Dog Emperor was still worried and insisted, 'I told you not to laugh. You must not laugh.' At this moment, the imperial physician felt that he had it under control. Wasn't it just a small thing down there? He had already digested this fact and definitely wouldn't laugh. Therefore, he promised that he wouldn't laugh again.
This time, the Dog Emperor was slightly relieved. Then, he pointed at his lower part and said to the imperial physician, 'My dragon's root … is swollen!'
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