"F * ck!"
"F * ck!"
Buttface and Duan Jiude cursed at the same time.
The two idiots gathered their Celestial Core Power in their eyes and regained their vision. Finally, they saw clearly that they were lying on a "human" body.
Duan Jiude's face darkened with anger. What kind of bullsh * t divine object is this? It's a part of a human body, and he actually bit it with his teeth!
This was not the most infuriating thing. The most infuriating thing was that he couldn't bite it!
"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, damn it, Buttface, get some water for this old man to rinse my mouth!" Duan Jiude stood up and kept spitting. His face was full of disgust.
Buttface didn't care about this. He stood up with a stunned expression and stared at the two "people" on the ground. Then, he suddenly jumped back and hid behind Xu Que, shouting in shock!
"F * ck, damn it, these two people are alive!" Buttface pointed to the front and shouted, "Mr. Duan, kill them quickly!"
"F * ck!" Duan Jiude heard this and immediately trembled. He cursed loudly and directly rushed behind Xu Que, hugging Buttface tightly.
Xu Que couldn't care less about scolding these two cowards. His eyes fell on the two people on the ground and he couldn't help but be shocked.
These two people were almost skin and bones. Their cheeks were completely sunken, but their eyes were wide open. Their eyeballs were still moving, staring at Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude.
It was also because of this that Buttface was shocked to find that these two people were alive!
"Strange, there's no breath, and there's no vitality in their bodies, but their eyes can move, and their lower bodies can raise flags. What kind of operation is this?" Xu Que said suspiciously.
"Beast, pervert!" Duan Jiude hid behind him and continued to curse at the two people on the ground.
Buttface also regained his composure at this moment. He walked out from behind Xu Que and frowned, "That's not right. These two people should have been dead for many years, but their physical bodies are not completely dead. Is it really because there is some divine object inside?"
"Eh, that's right, kid, where's the divine item?" Duan Jiude reacted and looked at Xu Que.
Xu Que shook his head, pointed to the depths of the cave, and said, "I'm not sure if there are divine items, but Celestial Kings and Celestial Primes definitely have them. They are all inside. How do you want to divide them?"
How should they divide it?
Divide the chicken!
Buttface and Duan Jiude immediately glared at Xu Que.
"Damn, no wonder this deity found it strange that you would be so generous. It turns out that you knew there was danger inside!"
"F * ck, I've sacrificed the chastity of my mouth, and you're telling me that you don't know if there are any divine items?"
The two fools were indignant.
Xu Que smiled wickedly and ignored them. He was still looking at the two people on the ground.
The System hadn't notified him of the reward yet, which meant he hadn't awakened the powerhouses inside. But who were these two people on the ground? They were lying on the ground in such a withered state, but they hadn't died yet. This was too strange!
Moreover, he couldn't identify the cultivation of these two people, but judging from their clothes …
"Are they from the Heaven Palace Academy?"
Xu Que couldn't help but be startled.
Although the clothes of these two people on the ground were in tatters, the Heaven Palace Academy logo embroidered on their chests was still clearly visible.
"What? People from the Heaven Palace Academy have been here? "Buttface and Duan Jiude heard this and also came forward to look at the two people.
Then Duan Jiude patted his forehead, "F * ck, I remember now. When I first came to the Heaven Palace Academy, I heard that two Elders were missing. Could it be these two?"
"It can't be! Those two Elders have been missing for only four or five years. How could they have decayed like this? "Buttface said in surprise.
"Unless someone imprisoned them here and absorbed their vitality and Celestial Core Power all the time!" Xu Que said suddenly. His face became serious, and his eyes instantly fixed on the depths of the cave.
More Celestial Core Power gathered in his eyes. Between his eyebrows, he opened his Heaven Eye and finally saw the depths of the cave clearly.
There were a few tens of coffins made of jade placed within it. They were completely jade green, crystalline, and translucent, and there was a coffin made of bronze within them. Its surface was inscribed with dense talisman markings, and it emanated strands of black qi!
All the coffins were placed in an extremely disorderly manner. There was nothing special about it, as though they had been placed there in a hurry!
However, the area where the coffins were located was a circular platform that looked like an altar, which seemed to seal these coffins.
"It shouldn't be! If one of them is awake, the System has no reason not to reward me!"
Xu Que was puzzled and was about to call out the System to ask.
"Hee hee!"
Suddenly, the crisp laughter of a woman rang out in the quiet cave.
"Holy shit!"
"Holy shit!"
Buttface and Duan Jiude were startled again, and they screamed in fear.
Patter!
Almost at the same time, Xu Que felt a hand suddenly grab his foot.
He subconsciously wanted to fight back, but found that the other party did not seem to have any intention to attack. He looked down and saw that it was one of the people on the ground who had reached out to grab him.
"Kill … kill me, please!" The person on the ground opened his mouth and made a strange voice, which was full of pain and pleading.
"Hee hee hee …"
At this time, the laughter that sounded like silver bells rang out again.
This time, it was not one person, but several women who were laughing.
This kind of laughter did not have the slightest bit of innocence. Instead, it had a kind of seductive and even sounded a little lewd!
"Holy shit, where is this laughter coming from?"
"It seems to be coming from above!"
Buttface and Duan Jiude hugged each other tightly, extremely nervous.
An invisible enemy was the scariest. Because the enemy was so powerful that they could not see them!
Slap!
Suddenly, a muffled sound was heard. Buttface suddenly bounced away from Duan Jiude and said with his eyes wide open, "Holy shit, Old Duan, why are you touching This Deity?"
"Holy shit, it was you who was touching me … Eh, what's going on?" Before Duan Jiude could finish his sentence, he suddenly fell backward and lay on the ground facing the sky, just like the other two people on the ground.
The next moment, Duan Jiude shouted, "Holy shit, who are you? Aren't you cold with so little clothes on? Hey, hey, hey, why are you sitting on this old man's body? Kid, come and help me. This woman is crazy. She's sitting on this old man's body. She's up to no good! "
"Ow!" Almost at the same time, Buttface suddenly lay on the ground and shouted, "This Deity also has a woman here. Holy shit, go away, you ugly b * stard. This Deity doesn't like people like you. Don't touch this Deity's dick. You'll never find it!"
Hiss!
Xu Que suddenly sucked in a breath of cold air.
What the hell? Both Buttface and Duan Jiude were screaming that they were being ridden by women, but the problem was that he could not see the so-called "women" on their bodies at all!
However, based on his experience of watching countless films in the past, Xu Que seemed to have understood something.
The two people lying on the ground previously were not being sucked dry, but being squeezed dry!
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