"You don't know how to sing? If you don't know how to sing, how dare you be so arrogant? Come, let me teach you! Three, two, one … "
Xu Que glared at her and scolded her. Then he adjusted his throat and started to sing with great emotion.
"Just like that, I was conquered by you. I took off all my clothes and felt you invading my body. My vision became blurry … What are you waiting for? Why aren't you singing? Whoever can't learn it, flick his dick a hundred times! "
The few demonic humans paused as their faces turned pale. They then hurriedly started singing.
"Just like that, I was conquered by you …"
"Took off … Took off all my clothes …"
…
Xu Que nodded his head in satisfaction, "Yes, not bad. Grab hold of this feeling of being wronged and helpless. Even that tinge of pain. Incorporate it into your singing. You over there, the one with a face like a buttocks. Sing properly and don't go out of tune!"
…
Seeing Xu Que transform into a musician and teach these demonic humans to sing a strange song, everyone around the Lightning Pools were speechless.
It was a good thing that this song wasn't difficult to sing. The melody was easy to understand and the lyrics were easy to understand. It was simple and easy to understand.
The few demonic humans sang along a few times. The more they sang, the more demonic they became. In the end, one of them, who was half man and half wolf, started singing in a high pitch!
"Not bad, not bad. Kneel on the ground and practice until I'm satisfied!"
As soon as Xu Que finished speaking, he smiled as he turned around and walked towards Su Ling Er and the others.
At this point, the few Sky Demon Tribe members, including Su Ling Er, had bitter smiles on their faces. They were still not used to Xu Que's strange ways of pranking people.
However, Xu Que had successfully passed eight waves of Tribulations and was baptized by nine Lightning Pools. He was basically the new Demon King. This made them extremely happy.
"Sun Wu Kong, it seems like I've underestimated you." Su Ling Er laughed out.
When they were on their way to the Thunder Pool, she was worried that Xu Que would be ridiculed when he ascended the altar with his Golden Core Stage cultivation. However, she never expected that he would be able to secure the position of the Demon King!
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders. "It's nothing. When I was still at the Core Bearing Stage, I could even defeat an Infant Transformation Stage cultivator!"
"Stop bragging! Now that I'm praising you, you want to climb up the pole? "Su Ling 'er rolled her eyes in annoyance.
Xu Que was instantly displeased. He patted his chest and said, "How am I bragging? If you don't believe me, go out and ask around. Who in the world doesn't know that I, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, am famous for not bragging?"
"…" Su Ling Er shook her head and smiled without saying anything.
Xu Que glared at him. "Aiya, you're still shaking your head. Come to my room tonight and fulfill those two conditions."
Su Ling Er was stunned. "Of course I can fulfill those two conditions, but why do I have to go to your room? Do you want me to do the housework? "
"No, I want you to eat the noodles!"
"…" Su Ling Er recalled her earlier guess as her cheeks flushed red. She then glared at Xu Que angrily.
The other elders of the Sky Demon Tribe looked at the two of them and felt extremely gratified. They were extremely satisfied as they revealed a meaningful smile.
In their eyes, it didn't matter if it was Xu Que or Su Ling Er who won the position of the Demon King. To the Sky Demon Tribe, it didn't make a difference. After all, they would be one big family in the future …
Finally, the Lightning Tribulations continued. Although the nine Thunder Pools had been emptied by Xu Que, the altar was still useful.
Many demonic humans went up to the altar to undergo their Tribulations. However, most of them only managed to withstand three or four waves of Tribulations.
The Thousand Demons Tribe members were tormented by Xu Que's lightning bolts. In the end, they fainted as they sang the song of 'Conquer'.
What's worth mentioning was that the Tiger King's injuries were too severe and he eventually fainted as well. His younger brother, who was also severely injured, dragged him to a corner to recuperate.
Xu Que wanted to step forward and kill the two brothers but was stopped by Su Ling Er.
"We can't kill them. No matter what, the Tiger King is the leader of the tribe. If we kill him here, it will alert the other elders. When that happens, our tribe will be in chaos again!"
"Aren't you afraid that they will seek revenge?"
Xu Que frowned. After all, he was the type of person who liked to cut the weeds and eliminate the roots.
Su Ling Er looked deeply into Xu Que's eyes before looking away. She then replied plainly, "With you around, I'm not afraid!"
Eh?
Xu Que was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.
Aiyo, this annoying little demoness actually knows how to flirt with a man!
…
When night fell, the Lightning Tribulations Sacrificial Ceremony finally ended.
Only then did the protective barrier around the Lightning Pool open. Xu Que, Su Ling 'er and the rest then left.
At the entrance of the Lightning Pools, Su Xiao Qi was sent back unscathed.
The moment she saw Su Ling Er, the little girl rushed forward and threw herself into her arms. She then shouted angrily that she wanted to seek revenge on the Thousand Demons Tribe.
At the next moment, Su Xiao Qi saw the members of the Thousand Demons Tribe, including the Tiger King, being carried out of the Lightning Pools. She was stunned!
"What … What happened?" Su Xiao Qi looked at Su Ling Er and asked.
Su Ling Er smiled, "You'll have to ask Sun Wu Kong about that."
"That can't be. This was done by that damned monkey?" Su Xiao Qi was taken aback as she looked at Xu Que in disbelief.
Xu Que waved his hands and replied humbly, "Don't thank me. I've always done good deeds without asking for my name. That's all for now. I'm going home to write in my diary!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he flicked his robes and walked away.
Everyone was speechless.
...
By the time he returned to the Sky Demon Tribe, it was already the next morning.
The moment Xu Que reached the tribe, he went straight to his own house and sprawled out on his bed. He then stretched lazily.
On the way back, Su Ling Er told him that he would have to go to the Demon City to ascend the throne in two days' time and officially become the new Demon King.
Since he was about to become the Demon King, he didn't have to worry about the Elders coveting his alchemy skills and forcing him to stay.
All in all, this was good news for him.
However, to Xu Que, all these weren't important. The most important thing was that he had reaped a bountiful harvest from the Tribulations!
Just the God of Hell's Compulsion alone had caused his physical body to be several times stronger than before. His skin was as tough as steel and his bones were as tough as copper. He had also absorbed eight waves of Tribulations and nine Lightning Pools in exchange for the ability to control lightning. He had also created a powerful skill called Monkey Blocks Lightning!
Other than that, he didn't earn much acting tough points.
After deducting the usage of the Disguise Puppet for the past few days, the Two Star Alchemist Skill Book, the Banshee's Veil, and some other miscellaneous expenses, Xu Que had spent a total of nearly 3,000 act tough points!
However, after the Tribulations, he had relied on his acting tough skills to recoup his losses.
Hence, he had around 4000 acting tough points left!
Xu Que felt that this situation was acceptable. Although he didn't earn much, at least he had become stronger!
After some time, he sorted out his system's savings before grabbing his blanket and falling asleep!
As night fell, Xu Que was still in a deep sleep. He slept till the end of time.
However, he heard light footsteps outside his door. Following closely …
"Dong dong!"
Someone knocked on his door.
Xu Que sat up in a daze and shook his head before getting off his bed to open the door.
When he saw who it was, he was stumped.
Su Ling Er? What's going on? Why is she knocking on my door in the middle of the night?
Xu Que's face was filled with confusion.
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