Raise the price?
D * mn! It's already outrageous to offer a Celestial Artifact for one punch. Now you want to raise the price?
All the prisoners stared at Xu Que with their eyes wide open. They felt that they were really going to spit blood this time.
The point was that Buttface was totally fine after being punched. On the contrary, the cultivator who punched Buttface had his bones broken on the spot.
What kind of physique is this? I'm afraid even powerhouses at the Earth Celestial Stage can't do that!
"My fellow cultivator, didn't you agree to offer a Celestial Artifact for one punch? What are you … "Finally, a prisoner couldn't help but ask.
Xu Que shook his head, "No, that's the previous price. Now I have to change it. I can't bear to see my pet being beaten like this!"
"But … but we don't have so many Celestial Artifacts anymore!" All the prisoners said bitterly.
"I see. That's great. The deal is canceled. Anyway, your Celestial Artifacts are useless to me. I'll give them to my kids to play with or throw them into the storeroom, "Xu Que said disdainfully.
All the prisoners twitched their mouths for they felt insulted.
The Celestial Artifacts that they regarded as treasures could only be toys and sundries for Xu Que. How infuriating!
"My fellow cultivator, don't be like this. Let's talk this out! How about you get us out of here first? As for the rest of the Celestial Artifacts, we'll return them to you if we have a chance to get them in the future! What do you think?" Someone said sincerely.
"Nonsense! I don't like to be owed a debt!" Xu Que waved his hand and refused to pay on credit!
He didn't believe that these people would return his Celestial Artifacts in the future. He was afraid that when they met again, they would kill him!
"Well, it's impossible for me to punch you with a Celestial Artifact. But it's not a problem for me to touch a Celestial Artifact!" At this time, Xu Que put forward a new condition.
All the prisoners were stunned.
Touch?
Damn! Would touching be useful?
"Come on, who wants to be the first to touch a Celestial Artifact? If you don't hurry up, the price will be raised again!" Xu Que shouted.
Hearing that, all the prisoners were anxious. Several prisoners with Celestial Artifacts squeezed up to him, "My fellow cultivator, I'll go first!"
"No, no, no! I'll go first!"
"F * ck, I was the first one to raise my hand!"
"Bullshit! I am the first one to take out a Celestial Artifact!"
They were really afraid of Xu Que. This guy didn't follow the rules at all. He didn't follow the rules, but they couldn't do anything to him.
In the end, Xu Que pointed at one of them and said, "Alright, stop fighting. The one with the lamp will go first. Your lamp seems pretty good. I can take it home and use it as a candlestick!"
The prisoner held an ancient bronze lamp in his hand. It was very shabby and did not even have a wick. However, it was still an Inferior Celestial Artifact.
"Thank you, fellow cultivator!" The prisoner happily handed over the ancient lamp. He no longer cared what Xu Que wanted to do with it.
As for what Xu Que was going to do with their Celestial Artifact, it was up to him to do whatever he wanted.
"Well, remember, you can only touch, not hit!" Xu Que nodded and raised his Buttface.
The prisoner stretched out his palm and patted Buttface's body lightly. Patter! Then he touched Buttface's body.
Whoosh!
Instantly, his Good and Evil Jade Plate changed. His Evil Points were emptied, and his Good Points increased to over a dozen.
"I … I did it?"
The prisoner was surprised. Then his eyes were full of surprise.
The next moment, the void slightly distorted, and a powerful pulling force suddenly appeared, sweeping him up and disappearing from the prison cell.
The whole cell fell silent again. Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe what they had just seen.
They had only touched Buttface, and they had gained so many Good Points. Including the Evil Points that had been offset, they had gained more than 100 Good Points in total!
"Awesome! He is indeed the Evil Dog!" Someone exclaimed. He misunderstood Xu Que's "Buttface" as "Evil Dog"!
"It seems I can do it. Come on, do you want to continue? Hurry up! I am in a hurry to go to Level 8 Buddha Prison! "Xu Que urged with a smile.
He had never expected that Buttface could earn Celestial Artifacts in this way. He was a Celestial Artifact Harvester!
However, this was also a rare commodity worth hoarding. First of all, there had to be such a strange place to make Good Points so precious. Then, he had to turn Buttface into an evil dog so that others could earn so many Good Points just by touching him.
It was not easy to fulfill so many conditions at the same time!
At last, several prisoners handed in their Celestial Artifacts. All of them were Inferior Celestial Artifacts. None of them was a Low Celestial Artifact.
Moreover, most of these Inferior Celestial Artifacts were useless to Xu Que.
On the contrary, Xu Que thought he could play with the broken sword. As for the ancient lamp without a wick, he couldn't figure out what to do with it. He had to find some time to study it.
Half of the prisoners left in this way. The rest of the prisoners either had incomplete Celestial Artifacts or didn't have any Celestial Artifacts or treasures. They were standing there and looking at Xu Que anxiously.
The corridor was also surrounded by jailers. No one made a move. They just stared at Xu Que.
They didn't care about the other prisoners who had escaped. Now, the only thorn in their side was Xu Que. When the Warden arrived, this guy would be sent to Level 8 Buddha Prison. At that time, they could vent their anger!
"Well, since you don't have any Celestial Artifacts, I will be merciful and give you a chance to leave!" At this time, Xu Que looked at the remaining prisoners and said with a smile.
Hearing that, the prisoners were overjoyed. They swarmed forward to touch Buttface.
Xu Que shouted immediately, "Holy crap! Line up! Line up! Line up! Don't you have any manners! Come on, the male prisoners should line up and come up to touch Buttface. The female prisoners should also line up and come up to touch me. What? What do you mean by that expression? Can't you be more pure? I am doing this to speed up the efficiency! "
"Got it! Got it!"
"I know! I know!"
"Thank you, my fellow cultivator! We will remember your kindness forever!"
The prisoners nodded their heads and started to line up to touch Buttface and Xu Que.
At last, one cultivator after another was teleported out of the Buddha Prison and returned to the Good and Evil Village.
Xu Que's Acting Tough Points increased crazily at this moment.
Ding! "Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 23,000 Acting Tough Points!"
Ding! "Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 25,000 Acting Tough Points!"
…..
The continuous notifications stunned Xu Que. After a while, his Acting Tough Points increased by more than 80,000 Acting Tough Points.
"Holy crap! What's going on? Could it be that these people went to boast about the great deeds of the Act-Tough Saint to others? " Xu Que smiled contentedly. Seeing that his Acting Tough Points had returned to more than 400,000 Acting Tough Points, his heart was filled with happiness.
Boom!
After Xu Que sent away the last prisoner, a dull sound came from the prison cell.
Then, a gust of chilly wind swept over with a powerful pressure.
"Who dares to make trouble in the Buddha Prison?" A cold rebuke came from all directions. It seemed to be very far away and very close at the same time. It was very weird.
"What? This voice … "Xu Que was surprised. He looked around in surprise. Finally, he looked at the jailers and said in surprise," Holy crap! Your Warden is a girl? And she has a loli voice! "
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