Whether it was pizza or noodles, the chef made them delicious and the ingredients were good, so the first-class passengers were very happy.
At this time, a couple walked into the first-class cabin and sat in the remaining two empty seats.
The stewardess came over and explained in a low voice, "These two passengers have just been upgraded. I am very sorry if they disturbed you. Please forgive us."
This stewardess was the one Hans had teased at the beginning. She was fair, beautiful, and had long legs. She was the supervisor in charge of the first-class cabin of international flights. She had good looks and temperament.
Hans had always been interested in her. When he heard her say that, he smiled and replied, "They disturbed me. In fact, I was just about to go to bed. I was a little sleepy."
The stewardess was stunned and said, "Then I am sorry …"
"Oh, no need to apologize. Just give me a smile. Your smile is very warm, very quiet, and can calm my heart," Hans said.
Li Du glared at him. This rascal was too much of a jerk.
The stewardess did not mind. She smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, sir, thank you for understanding."
Although Hans spoke in a low voice, the first-class cabin was quiet. The couple who had just come in had good hearing and heard him. The man suddenly said discontentedly, "What a hooligan!"
His voice was louder, and Hans was a little dissatisfied. He said, "I was just joking."
"Then your joke is also a hooligan." The two were at each other's throats.
The husband was a white man with blond hair and blue eyes, and the wife was a docile and well-behaved Asian woman. It was not clear whether she was Chinese or not.
Li Du stopped Hans, and the wife stopped the husband and said a few words in Japanese.
From this, Li Du knew that this woman was probably Japanese.
The man also knew Japanese, and he responded to his wife in Japanese. He said "baka" several times in a row, and it was obviously not a good thing.
Li Du frowned. Hans asked, "What did he say?"
Lu Guan, who was playing a game, leaned over and said, "He said you are a lecherous idiot and bad guy, and told his wife to stay away from you. People like you like to take advantage of women. Very bad!"
Li Du said strangely, "You know Japanese?"
He only knew that the man's words were not good, because he said "baka" three times in a row. This word was actually "baka" in Japanese, and it often appeared in anti-Japanese dramas.
Due to the pronunciation habits of the Japanese, the sound that was supposed to be pronounced 'ka' would be pronounced as an unaspirated sound, sounding like 'ga'. On the contrary, this problem would not occur to foreigners learning Japanese.
Before Lu Guan could speak, Hans was furious. "D * mn it, what does he mean? He's stirring up trouble! "
Li Du held him back and said, "Alright, buddy. You were the one who started it. Don't mind what he said."
The small conflict was resolved by Li Du calmly. The Japanese woman apparently understood his English and bowed to him to express her gratitude.
At night, new delicacies were served. Under the mediation of the stewardesses and chefs, the atmosphere in the first-class cabin became much better. Everyone got to know each other.
The man's name was Brooks Thompson, and the woman's name was Jenny Thompson. They were both Australians, and they were visiting their parents in Japan.
After the introductions, Brooks asked, "Why are you going to Australia? Are you going on a vacation? If you're going on a vacation, then you've found the right person. There's no scenic spot in Australia that I don't know. I can help you, so you don't have to thank me. "
Li Du felt that he was a little rude and didn't want to interact much with him, so he simply said, "Oh, we're going to harvest black gold abalone."
He was just answering politely and didn't intend to move on to the next topic. His tone was respectful but cold, making it clear that he wanted to keep them at arm's length.
As a result, Brooks suddenly became angry, looked at him with disgust, and muttered a few words in Japanese.
Lu Guan then translated, "He said we're parasites, robbers, and raiders. I think this bastard is a psychopath. Let's stay away from him."
Being scolded for no reason, Li Du couldn't help but be angry.
At this time, Hans egged him on. "Let's do him together? He's just a man. With a bunch of us, we'll make him incontinent. "
Li Du snorted. "Yeah, we'll make him incontinent, but if there's a conflict on the plane, we'll have to turn back. Do you want that?"
Hans was still angry. "Are we just going to swallow this?"
Li Du frowned. "No, let's wait until we get off the plane."
After dinner, there was breakfast. Around noon, the flight was almost over, and the plane slowly landed at Canberra Airport.
Other than the unreasonable Australian, Li Du was very satisfied with the flight. Hans was also very satisfied. They were in first class and had priority to get off the plane. When the two of them got off the plane, they looked at each other and smiled at the same time.
"It's not bad, right?" Hans asked.
Li Du nodded with satisfaction. "The food is good, and the rest is good. It seems that you feel the same as me?"
Hans said, "No, it's just noodles, pizza, paella, and the like. What's so good about that? I got the contact information of two flight attendants. That's not bad. "
As he spoke, he looked back and saw a long-legged stewardess with a sweet smile standing at the cabin door.
Li Du thought about it and agreed. He had bought such an expensive ticket and only ate some pizza and noodles. Why would he feel happy? It seemed that he had been cheated.
At this time, the couple came out. Brooks seemed to be annoyed by them. He pushed them aside and went down first, muttering discontentedly, "Don't block the way."
Li Du snorted. I didn't want to argue with you, but you keep provoking me. You're digging your own grave!
The Japanese paid great attention to appearance and manners. Brooks was dressed formally in a suit when he accompanied his wife to her parents' house.
Like most middle-aged white men, he had entered the stage of putting on weight. He had a big belly, and his pants were stuck on his round belly with a belt.
Li Du used an old trick he had used before. He let the little bug fly out to absorb the time energy of the belt buckle. The buckle quickly rusted and broke, and his belt suddenly burst open.
Without the restraint of the belt, Brooks' pants quickly slid down from his belly, revealing his red underwear.
Coincidentally, he was at the bottom of the plane's escalator. His pants fell to his ankles, and out of habit, he stretched out his leg and tripped him. He didn't step on the ground and fell flat on his face.
The stewardess was shocked and hurried down to help him up.
Li Du walked slowly down and sneered as he passed by. "You can't walk too fast even if there's no one in the way. Walking too fast can easily pull your balls. Oh, you're lucky you didn't pull your balls, but your pants fell off. "
Brooks hurriedly pulled up his pants. He was so dizzy from the fall that he ignored Li Du and stomped his feet angrily.
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