Hans's words made the atmosphere in the living room awkward.
Li Du and Hannah knew that this guy was talking nonsense. They quickly argued, but this kind of thing only made things worse, especially when it came to eloquence. Hans was an expert; he could easily challenge the two of them.
In the end, Hans went around in circles until he wanted to get the two engaged. Li Du was afraid of him, and dragged Ah Meow back to the room.
Ah Meow picked up a piece of tuna meat, and begged to stay to eat more.
Li Du angrily slapped its little butt, and said angrily, "Eat, eat, eat. You can eat here. Don't sleep with me in the future!"
Hans immediately said, "Then let Hannah sleep with you."
Hans was shameless, and laughed. "F * ck you, Li. I'm your brother, you can't do this."
Li Du didn't even care about Ah Meow, and turned to leave.
Hans's shamelessness made him sigh. A shameless person was invincible. This saying was not just for show.
Seeing him leave, Ah Meow quickly followed with a piece of fish in its mouth. Limping and hopping, it was quite fast.
The next morning, Li Du woke up early to go for a run.
The appearance of the little bug made him understand that he needed to strengthen his body. Only a stronger body could make better use of the little bug's abilities.
For example, the ability to slow down time. After research, he found that every time he used it, he would feel exhausted. It wasn't that the little bug sucked away his energy, but that the sudden burst of energy exhausted him.
When he returned from his run, Hannah was preparing breakfast. She waved at him.
Li Du guessed what she wanted to say, and said, "Last night, Hans was drunk. He drank some wine."
Hannah smiled. "If he didn't meet you, he would have become a drunkard sooner or later. But he's lucky to have met you."
"Hans told me before, Li, that you're talented in the storage industry, and that you have a mysterious ability, right? Hans likes you a lot, and he likes working with you. "
Li Du shrugged. "Actually, we're just lucky."
Hannah shook her head and said, "Hans doesn't think that way. He clearly knows your value and wants to bring us together. But Li, when the rent was due, I still let you stay here. There's no romantic relationship between us. "
Li Du laughed. "You don't have to explain, Hannah. I know that you are a kind girl. I will always remember the help you have given me."
Hannah still seemed a little worried and said, "Li, you are a very good boy. I want to make one thing clear: if it wasn't for a certain guy, maybe I would really have a crush on you."
"A certain guy?" Li Du began to gossip.
A cheerful smile appeared on Hannah's face. "You can guess it. It's Stephen Chandler. Although he hasn't made certain things clear, I know we're in love."
Chandler was the mechanic who had helped them assemble the Harley motorcycle. They had been classmates since elementary school until middle school.
As she spoke, Hanna prepared breakfast: fried eggs, fried sausages, hot bread, and hot milk.
She hastily ate some for herself and prepared some for Li Du and Hans. Then, she took her purse and went to work at the convenience store.
Li Du watched as her car drove away. A voice came from behind him. "Rejected? Poor guy. "
The voice came so suddenly that Li Du was startled. He turned around and saw that it was Hans. "I'm really pitiful," he said unhappily. "But that's because you scared me."
After the two of them finished eating, Hans went to continue looking for information about the storage auction. Li Du practiced his ability to use the little bug.
In the afternoon, Hans came back. This time, he didn't drink. Instead, he brought along two voluptuous girls with heavy makeup.
"Come, choose one, poor lovelorn boy." Hans pushed the two girls out. "This is Trabelle. He has a great body. That's Shauna. She has a great mouth!"
Looking at the girls who kept winking at him, Li Du was a little flustered. He shook his head and left.
Hans said, "Beauties, I'll give an extra 200 dollars to whoever gets picked by my buddy. And let me tell you, he's a virgin chicken."
"There are virgin chickens over 20 years old in this world?" The red-haired Shauna giggled.
Hans said, "I swear, he's definitely a virgin chicken. Otherwise, I'll give each of you 5,000 dollars!"
The two girls' eyes lit up. Li Du ran back to his bedroom and locked the door.
Hans knocked on the door. "Buddy, if you really don't want it, I'm going for a threesome!"
"Go!"
"Sh * t, why aren't you interested in women?" Hans muttered outside the door. "Don't tell me you like men?"
"F * ck off!"
Hans usually slept in the living room. Soon, the living room was filled with blood-boiling noises.
Ah Meow looked outside suspiciously. It seemed curious and wanted to jump through the window to take a look.
Li Du threw a furball into the yard. Ah Meow pounced on it without hesitation.
Listening to the chaos outside, Li Du sat on the bed in a daze. Now that he had money, it was time to rent a better house.
After an afternoon of madness, Hans was even more listless than Li Du, who had used the little bug too much. His legs trembled as he walked. Li Du was stunned.
However, Hans was a loyal friend. Although he was still tired, he insisted on driving and brought Li Du to the Phoenix branch of the American Association of Treasure Hunters.
When they walked into the lobby, a burly Mexican man walked toward them. Seeing the two of them, the burly man smiled and said, "You guys still haven't given up on joining the association?"
Coincidentally, this burly Mexican man was Mad Bull Lucas. He knew that the two of them had been rejected the last time they applied.
Hans pretended to be surprised and said, "Isn't this our cute, well-informed Mr. Mad Bull? Hey, what are you doing here? Are you here to get some insider information? "
"Listen carefully this time. Don't think of a Yamaha piano as a Yamaha motorcycle," Li Du added insult to injury.
Lucas sneered, "Two idiots. Did your mother eat dog sh * t to give birth to clowns like you? Don't embarrass yourselves. You're not qualified to join the association! "
The fat lady who had rejected Li Du's application said, "Lucas, they're qualified. They found a batch of stamps in Havasu and earned twenty-eight thousand dollars."
Lucas's face darkened. "What? They're that lucky? "
Hans shook his head and said, "No, we have 'insider information.' You know, insider information."
"F * ck, you two b * tches, go play with your father's balls," Lucas said angrily.
Hans still shook his head. "That won't do. We're going to be very busy from now on. We need to help Li with the paperwork. Do you want to come and take a look?"
"Come on, come and support me. Maybe if you perform well, I'll give you 'insider information.'" Li Du smiled.
Lucas's expression turned ugly, and he pushed Hans away to leave.
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