The treasure hunters gathered around and looked at the family strangely. Someone asked the auctioneer, "Buddy, what's going on?"
The auctioneer was also confused. "Sorry, I don't know. Let me make a call."
He went to make the call, but the family was still arguing.
Li Du looked at Hans and asked, "You know everything about storage auctions. Do you know what's going on?"
Hans looked confused. "I'm happy to accept your compliment, brother. As for what's going on, I'm sorry, I don't know."
The blonde girl was kicking the storage door hard and screaming, "Open the door! Open the door! Dad, brother! Open the door! "
The blonde guy went up to her and said angrily, "Avril, don't be crazy. You've made dad lose face. For God's sake, let him go."
"Yes, what did your dad do wrong? Why are you punishing him like this?" The middle-aged woman said in tears.
Avril pointed to the storage unit and said, "Mom, I love my dad, and I love you guys too. You know that! I don't understand. Why can't I like a storage unit? Will it hurt anyone? "
"It will hurt us!" the middle-aged man said seriously.
Avril said, "Why? I work hard, I love life, and I treat everyone seriously. Why can't you guys accept that I like a storage unit? "
A treasure hunter said, "Sir, madam, I think you guys should talk calmly. I think I understand that this lady likes storage units. What's wrong with that? We all like storage units — "
"Hey, brother, this is none of your business. Don't get involved, okay?" the blonde guy said impatiently.
Avril's face lit up. "See, I'm not the only one. Everyone likes storage units!"
The middle-aged man shouted, "Are they like you? You want to marry this storage unit! You want to marry this d * mn thing! What about them? Ask them, would they marry a storage unit? "
Li Du was confused. He picked his ears and said, "Sorry, brothers, did I hear wrong? He said to marry a storage unit? "
Hans said in surprise, "You didn't hear wrong. I know, this lady has a fetish."
Li Du knew that many people had fetishes. Some men liked legs, stockings, high heels, and some women liked ties and leather shoes.
But to be obsessed with warehouses? This was the first time he had heard of it.
The girl said, "I don't care what they choose. Father, mother, if you love me, respect my choice. I have no intention of hurting anyone. I just want to follow my heart."
The person from the storage company came over and said, "Can we go to the office and have a chat? Mr. Larry, stop messing around here. "
Avril yelled, "No, I'm not going anywhere. Open the warehouse!"
The blonde youth wanted to take her away by force. The girl got angry and suddenly took out a pistol from her handbag. She pointed it at them and shouted, "Don't force me! Don't force me! "
Seeing this, the crowd was in an uproar. The treasure hunters quickly retreated, and someone immediately dialed 911.
The middle-aged man revealed a pained expression and said, "Oh, no, Avril, what are you doing? You pointed a gun at your parents? Love your family? "
Avril's hands trembled a few times, and then she said firmly, "I don't know, Dad. I don't want to hurt you, but you can't separate me and Benjamin!"
"This is a warehouse …" the middle-aged man yelled hysterically.
The situation was not good. Hans quickly walked up and raised his hands. "Everyone, calm down. Everyone, you need to calm down. Take a deep breath, okay? Everyone, take a deep breath. "
"Who are you?" Avril looked at him.
Hans said, "I'm like you. At least I understand you, and I understand people like us."
The crowd looked at him, and so did Avril's family.
Hans continued, "In 2007, Erica from San Francisco fell in love with the Eiffel Tower in Paris. That same year, after she retired from the army, she went to Paris and married the Eiffel Tower in front of her friends. She changed her name to Eiffel Tower."
The middle-aged man was shocked. "Oh, no!"
"There was also a guy from Japan who was obsessed with a cartoon character in the computer game 'LovePlus.' In 2009, he held a grand wedding in Tokyo and married this virtual bride … "Hans said.
"That's fake!" someone shouted.
Hans glared at the man and said, "Of course it's real. I still remember that guy's name was Takashi Kato! Their wedding was held at the Tokyo Institute of Science and Technology, presided over by a priest, and they went to Guam for their honeymoon! "
Li Du pondered for a moment. The name Takashi Kato sounded familiar. Hans was definitely not talking about the Takashi Kato that he knew.
"And in Sweden, there was a girl named Rita who married the Berlin Wall! She even held a grand wedding and changed her surname to 'Berlin Wall,' "Hans continued to speak with assurance.
"But wasn't the Berlin Wall demolished?" the blonde young man said subconsciously.
Hans shrugged and sighed. "Yes, that poor girl. Her husband died young. But that's normal. There are many widows in the world, aren't there?"
Some of the treasure hunters laughed. They thought that Hans was talking nonsense.
Li Du looked at these people with dissatisfaction. He frowned and said, "Shut up, don't cause trouble. You b * stards, back off!"
If it had been in the past, he would have been ridiculed and attacked by the treasure hunters for saying such things.
But now that he had status and fame, the treasure hunters did not get angry when he scolded them. Instead, they obediently took a few steps back.
Hans continued to appease the girl. "Avril, are you Avril? I'm Hans Fox. Nice to meet you. Girl, put down the gun. Let's talk about it. "
Avril was still very agitated. "I'm not a pervert! There's nothing wrong with me liking storage units, right? "
Hans said firmly, "Of course, you're not a pervert. None of us are. If this is considered a pervert, then all the Nepalese are perverts!"
Li Du asked, "Why do you say that?"
Hans laughed. "Don't you know? Every year on January 28th, there's a ceremony in Kathmandu called Yixi.
"During the ceremony, the Newar girls get married to a fruit called Bell. The Newar girls get married three times in their lives. The first time, they get married to a wooden apple, which is a fruit marriage. The second time, they get married to the sun. Look, what's the difference between their lovers and storage units? "
Li Du nodded. "There's no difference, there's nothing wrong with it!"
Avril finally relaxed. Hans gently waved his hand. "Take a deep breath, girl. Put away the gun. Are you going to shoot in front of your boyfriend? Will he like violent girls? "
The blonde girl handed the gun to Hans and said, "No, I'm just being forced. You understand how I feel, right?"
Hans took the gun and said, "Of course, of course I understand."
With the gun put away, there was no danger.
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