On the way back to the beach, Li Du saw a group of teenagers playing on roller skateboards.
Long Beach had one of the most famous bicycle paths in the United States, but few people actually rode bicycles there. Most of them were on roller skateboards or on skateboards.
Looking at the teenagers cheering and chasing each other, he was a little envious. At the same age, he was studying hard in the classroom and helping his father sell pancakes on the street, while these kids were enjoying their youth.
Li Du couldn't help but sigh.
Back at the beach, Hans was kissing a red-haired beauty. Li Du didn't want to interrupt him, so he said to Tina awkwardly, "Sorry, my buddy sent you a invite."
Tina smiled and said, "The first time I saw him, I knew that he's a guy who can send out invitations anytime, anywhere, 24 hours a day, three months a season, thirty days a month."
Li Du felt that this comment was very pertinent.
Tina didn't stay. She handed Li Du a craft bag, then changed into a bikini and returned to the beach.
Just like the previous two times, they met like clouds and wind, and then separated like clouds and wind.
But for some reason, after three encounters, Li Du felt that Tina was a little like a confidante.
He opened the bag, and there was a stack of notes inside. He didn't need to count to know that it was 2,000 dollars.
Li Du smiled and put the money away. He had lent this to the girl when they separated in Sedona. He had forgotten about it this time, but Tina still remembered.
Seeing him take the money from Tina, the red-haired beauty next to Hans was a little puzzled and said, "What does this handsome guy do? The legendary Mr. Playmate? He makes a lot of money. "
Hans laughed and said, "I know this guy. He's a pretty boy, and he makes money every time."
Li Du said loudly, "Hans Fox, my good brother, it's great to meet you here. By the way, is your condyloma cured? I know a Native American witch doctor, and he's said to be very good at treating this stuff! "
The people around turned their heads and looked at them strangely.
Hans was dumbfounded and shouted, "F * ck, what are you talking about!"
Li Du pretended to be fierce and looked around. "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a man with condyloma? "
The red-haired girl looked like she had seen a ghost. She pushed Hans away and ran, spitting as she ran.
Turis and the others laughed out loud.
"Well done, Big Li!"
"Big Fox, you've been tricked!"
"Oh, poor Big Fox. The beauty in his hands flew away."
Hans helplessly raised his middle finger at them and said, "I must have done something sinful. Otherwise, why would God punish me for knowing you bastards?"
After spending another day and night in Long Beach, the group drove back to Flagstaff.
Turis and the others returned directly. Li Du and Hans changed cars midway to Phoenix to join the Hundred Thousand Club.
The 300,000 dollars they earned this time was definitely documented. Together with the 200,000 dollars they earned from selling the old photos to the black professor in Tucson, they could definitely join the Hundred Thousand Club.
On the way, Hans was in high spirits. He sat in the car and sang all kinds of songs, looking forward to the happy life after joining the Hundred Thousand Club.
Li Du couldn't take it anymore. He laughed and said, "Calm down, Big Fox. In China, there's an old saying: 'A happy hen will break her eggs.' It's not good to be too happy."
Hans pointed his middle finger at the sky and shouted, "These words are absolute nonsense. I, Hans Fox, believe in human effort! I don't believe in God! My fate is decided by me! "
When the car arrived in Phoenix and entered the base of the American Association of Storage Treasure Hunters, Hans was even more proud.
Seeing them arrive, the fat lady, Valerie, smiled and said, "Wow, wow, wow, let's see who's here. The Arizona Treasure Hunting Duo! Welcome back! "
Hans laughed and said, "Looks like our deeds have spread back to Arizona. No need to praise us too much. It's our duty to represent Arizona and teach those arrogant bastards in California a lesson!"
Arizona and California were neighbors. The Chinese believed that distant relatives were not as good as close neighbors, while the Americans believed that distance produced beauty, and that good people came from bad neighbors.
The relationship between the two states had never been good. The people of California looked down on Arizona, thinking that it was a land of barbarians. The people here were poor, uncultured, and bastards.
The people of Arizona thought that the people of California were cold-blooded and heartless. They only cared about money, and they were all bastards and vampires.
Therefore, when many industries in the two states came together, there would be strong competition. Whoever won would be in the limelight in the industry of the state.
Except for Valerie, the others changed their attitude when they saw the two of them. They joked and flattered them.
Someone even came up and patted Hans on the shoulder and said, "You guys did a great job this time. You taught those California sissies a lesson, didn't you?"
Hans raised his head and said, "It's not just a simple lesson. Brother, they're screwed. This time they lost badly. The top bid and the second-best bid were all trash. Those idiots!"
Li Du felt that it was not good to be so high-profile. He winked at Hans and said, "I'm a little tired. Let's get down to business."
Hans shrugged and said, "Of course, of course, my dear Valerie, you should know what we're here for, right?"
As he spoke, he took out a piece of emerald blue-green seashell from his bag and handed it to Valerie. The seashell opened, and a small mini garden appeared in it.
This was a special piece of art in Long Beach, and it was very valuable. This piece of seashell cost more than four hundred dollars.
Valerie cheered when she saw the gift. She grabbed Hans and kissed him passionately.
Hans struggled hard, but he could not escape from the fat girl's claws!
"For God's sake, my dear girl, hurry up and get down to business!"
This was the first time Li Du had seen Hans take the initiative to reject a member of the opposite sex.
After they separated, he laughed in a low voice and said, "You're really willing to spend money to pick up girls. But do you really want to pick up Valerie? She's a good girl … "
Hans said gloomily, "Who wants to pick up Valerie? We're good friends! "
Li Du asked, "Then why did you give her such an expensive gift? For a friend? This thing is usually given to the girl you like, right? "
Hans said helplessly, "Yeah, I was going to give it to the red-haired girl yesterday, but you scared her away."
Li Du said, "Then I did a good deed. It's more suitable to give this to Valerie than to that girl."
Indeed, after receiving this gift, Valerie was in a good mood, and her work speed was much faster.
After a few minutes, she took out a form and handed it to Li Du. She said cheerfully, "Here, Li, fill in your information, and then I'll get it done for you today. Then you can join the Hundred Thousand Club."
Hans laughed and asked, "What about me?"
Valerie giggled and said, "I think you can join next time."
Hans's smile froze a little. "Don't joke, baby."
Valerie stopped laughing and said seriously, "I'm not joking, Big Fox. You can't join the Hundred Thousand Club yet …"
Li Du was surprised. "Why?!"
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