The three of them looked at each other. They were baffled.
Ji Mo opened his mouth, and almost laughed out loud. [Motherfu * ker, this is the first time I've seen someone ambush with their buttocks.]
A gust of south wind blew, and a faint voice drifted over along with the wind.
"… Why aren't they here yet …"
"… Don't worry … There was a delay on the way …"
"… Pay attention … What's that over there?"
"… F * ck, a rabbit …"
"… Motherfu * ker …"
…
The corner of Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
The two third grade Emperor Level Experts suddenly stood up. They seemed to have sensed something, and looked around suspiciously. They shook their heads, and laughed in self-mockery. Then, they separated into two groups, and walked over to check the ambush.
It seemed that they were very attentive.
Chu Yang, Gu Du Xing, and the other two were even more confused. [We are behind your buttocks. Why are you looking in front of you?]
They heard the Emperor Level Expert ask in a deep voice, "Have you checked the poison field? Has it failed? "
A King Level Expert behind a tree replied in a low voice, "Elder, rest assured. I have checked it three times. I have also checked the poison field twice. It's absolutely safe. There's absolutely no problem."
"Well, make sure that we don't get discovered in advance. We can't use our full strength on the periphery. These guys are very vigilant. We can slip away in case there's any sign of trouble. We must make sure that nothing goes wrong this time! "the Emperor Level Expert nodded and reminded.
"Yes."
The two men circled around, and returned to their original positions.
Chu Yang quietly crouched in the underbrush, and remained motionless. Since he didn't move, Ji Mo and Gu Du Xing naturally didn't move either.
Suddenly, the two black-clothed men stood up from their original ambush place, and made a hand gesture.
That Emperor Level Expert frowned, and shouted in a low voice, "Where are you going?"
"Eh … I'm going to pee."
That Emperor Level Expert's face suddenly revealed a disgusted look. He waved his hand, and said in a bad mood, "Go further away."
The two Revered Martial Artists repeatedly nodded in agreement. They walked side by side, and stepped on the ground with 'shua shua shua' sounds. They walked for more than three hundred feet, and the forest covered the road. Then, they stopped.
One of them said, "Motherf * cker, we've been preparing here for half a month and we haven't seen a single soul."
Another person sighed and removed his belt. "Let's wait. It's better if they don't come. Once they come … damn! Which one of them is easy to deal with?"
"That's true." The one who spoke earlier had already taken out his weapon. He closed his eyes, held his breath, and prepared to fire.
Pitter patter patter …
Second Master Ji was furious!
He is lying in the bushes, motionless. But these two fellows are walking towards him. He opened his eyes slightly and saw four small legs in front of him.
The next moment, a hot water arrow accurately landed on the left side of his face. The force behind the arrow was extremely fast.
Warm droplets of that thing splashed up along with the strong release, splashing onto Second Master Ji's face.
Second Master Ji's lungs were about to explode!
Following which, another hot water arrow accurately landed on the right side of his face … …
Second Master Ji could no longer tolerate this! Because although the previous one was disgusting, it was still white and shiny. But this one was as red as the Yellow River, as if it was sick. And the smell was even stronger!
Ji Mo was instantly filled with grief and indignation. The three of us came together, but why did you only pee at me? Aren't you f * cking bullying us?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer and stood up.
These two Revered Martial Artists were currently peeing with their eyes closed. They were peeing to their heart's content. They had been holding back for a long time, and they felt an indescribable sense of comfort. But who would have thought that they would come out alive from the two streams of urine?
This shock was no small matter. The two of them immediately opened their eyes, and their eyeballs bulged out at the same time. In their extreme nervousness, the two water arrows also lost their momentum. They peed into their crotches and stopped …
Just as they were about to call out, Second Master Ji's hands, which were filled with anger, grabbed their throats. With a slight 'puff' sound, their necks were strangely tilted to one side. Second Master Ji's violent energy had already rushed into their meridians, and sealed off all movements in their lower bodies.
The two of them only trembled twice before they died an unnatural death.
Until now, their hands were still in the posture of strangling the birds. They didn't have time to change their posture. Hualalala … The stream of water that had been cut off by the shock suddenly continued to spray out after its owner had lost consciousness …
This time, not a single bit was wasted. All the remaining water splashed onto Second Master Ji's crotch … …
Second Master Ji's mouth was crooked, and his eyes were slanted. He gritted his teeth in hatred, but didn't dare to make a sound.
A voice came from afar, "What's wrong?" It turned out that he had vaguely heard the commotion here.
Ji Mo was stunned. How should he answer?
Suddenly, a low and angry voice said, "This bastard peed on my crotch." It was the voice of the Revered Martial Artist who had spoken first.
Ji Mo was greatly surprised. He turned his head and saw Chu Yang's mouth moving as he spoke.
It was rare for King of Hell Chu to imitate this person's tone so vividly.
Ji Mo came to his senses. He hastily muttered vaguely, "Isn't this an accident? I didn't do it on purpose … … Look at how anxious you are … …"
Chu Yang angrily said, "An accident? Both of my crotches are wet … … "
Ji Mo almost suffered internal injuries. [Motherfu * ker! The one whose crotches are wet is me, isn't it?]
There was a rumbling sound from the other side. Someone laughed in a low voice, and took pleasure in other people's misfortune. That Emperor Level Expert didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He cursed, and didn't speak anymore.
However, the other people started to move. One of them whispered, "Why did that guy pee on other people's crotch?" His voice was full of feigned surprise.
Another person muttered in a pensive tone, "According to my conjecture, he may have peed on the wrong side."
"But, why did he pee on the wrong side?" That person seemed even more surprised. He couldn't understand.
"According to my conjecture, there are some reasons behind this … …" That pensive voice said.
"What reasons?" The surprised voice continued to ask. He wanted to get to the bottom of this matter.
"Hmm, firstly, if this guy suddenly thought of something when he was sleeping last night, and there is clearly no proper channel here … … he is holding it in for a long time, and it is easy for a deformity to appear … … Hmm, if he drinks water in the morning, it is possible for him to pee on the wrong side!"
"I see! I'm convinced! But, what's the second reason? "
"As for the second reason, it is very hard to say. Hmm, some people, if there is no proper channel for a long time, will use a very strange method. They will charge forward with a spear and use their own method to get rid of their inner demons … … and after getting rid of their inner demons, it is easy for them to experience a period of weakness. Hmm, in this period of weakness, they will pee on the wrong side … …"
"Such penetrating insight! I'm convinced!"
"You flatter me … …"
There was a rumbling sound, and laughter could be heard everywhere. Although they didn't dare to be loud, it was a little chaotic. Many people were lying on the ground, laughing silently until their bodies were trembling and spasming.
Chu Yang, Gu Du Xing, and Ji Mo were stunned. This is a f * cking group of talents!
It looks like this group of people has really been holding it in for a long time. Others were just peeing, and they were actually quoting the classics and analyzing for a long time before starting a lesson seriously … …
Chu Yang stood up and gently laid down the two corpses with Ji Mo.
Then, Chu Yang walked out in front, grumbling in a low voice, "F * ck, look at my two pants. They are so cold. What do you want me to do? To think that you guys are laughing so happily … … "
When he said this, more laughter could be heard. A few people turned around and said, "That's the fate between the two of you … …"
These people turned around, but they could only see Chu Yang and Gu Du Xing's black clothes. They couldn't see their faces. Their faces were completely covered by the trees … …
Someone even said jokingly, "It's rare for the two of you to be so close to each other even when peeing … …"
When he said this, laughter could be heard everywhere.
At this time, Chu Yang was laughing as he approached a guy at the edge of the crowd. He talked as he walked, and his voice was so vivid that no one realized that it was fake. No one noticed that he had deviated a little.
"F * ck, next time, no matter what, I won't pee with him anymore … …" Chu Yang laughed in a low voice. He was a little regretful, a little embarrassed, and a little angry. However, the sword in his hand flew out and silently stabbed into the guy's ribs from thirty feet away. It pierced through his heart and lungs, nailing his body firmly to the ground.
This person was completely unprepared. How could he have thought that his comrade would actually kill him? A moment ago, he was still laughing in a low voice. The next moment, he felt a piercing pain in his ribs. He was just about to cry out in pain when fresh blood suddenly poured into his lungs … …
Then, a strong wave of vital energy rushed into his meridians and took control of his central nervous system. Then, his eyes silently bulged … … and he stopped breathing.
Chu Yang laughed in annoyance. He walked over and scolded jokingly, "Look at you. Is it worth it for you to laugh until you stop breathing when someone pees?"
As he said this, he laughed. His laughter was calm, intimate, and somewhat resentful. However, he secretly pulled out the sword from the guy's body and stuck it to his back.
Then, he shook his head and sighed as he walked in the direction of the other guy behind the mountain rock. His footsteps were light and heavy. It was as if he was walking in his own headquarters.
Ji Mo followed behind him. He could only feel his little heart beating wildly.
Oh my god, today I have really seen what it means to kill someone while talking and laughing. The most amazing thing was that he still looked really relaxed before and after killing someone. There was absolutely no reluctance, and absolutely no trace of murderous aura!
The guy behind the mountain rock was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt. He was also the one who laughed the hardest.
Chu Yang scolded angrily, "F * ck, isn't it just a small matter? Look at you laughing like a fur seal. Are old jokes so funny? I must teach you a lesson today! "
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