Jun Xi Zhu was also extremely depressed about encountering such a matter!
She had changed out of her black clothes since she had arrived in the Northern Wilderness. She had gotten tired of wearing them. She had changed into new clothes, and had dressed up in her favorite plain clothes. She had then appeared in front of her few trusted subordinates.
Duke Yu had gone out today, and hadn't returned yet. Jun Xi Zhu was somewhat worried. Moreover, she had just received the news that the clan that had a grudge against Duke Yu had also sent people to hunt for spirit beasts in the Northern Wilderness.
Jun Xi Zhu was afraid that Duke Yu might be in trouble. And, the other subordinates under her obviously weren't of any use. Therefore, she had to personally come out to look for him. She was the only one in the entire Dark Bamboo organization who could help in case something happened to Duke Yu …
She had come out to look for Duke Yu. So, her first stop was naturally Duke Yu's lair. She knew that Duke Yu's main purpose for coming back this time was this place.
Moreover, she was also very curious about Duke Yu's secret lair. No one had ever set foot in it …
Therefore, Jun Xi Zhu had come all the way here for many reasons.
Who would've thought that she would run into two little hoodlums teasing her as soon as she arrived at Duke Yu's lair! This had made Jun Xi Zhu angry and amused at the same time.
Especially that whistle, it sounded one after another as if it was urging them to die, and it did not stop. Jun Xi Zhu became angry in her heart. She wanted to teach them a lesson. But, she came over to take a look, and found that they were acquaintances. They were the husbands of the two big clans of the Three Heavens.
Jun Xi Zhu had wanted to scare them off with a glare. But, she hadn't even gotten the time to open her mouth when these two well-known mischievous guys had begun to blow their own trumpet. They had even started to flirt with each other.
[They are writing chapters and poems?]
Jun Xi Zhu gloomily looked at the two of them, "Luo Ke Di, do you know how to write chapters? Ji Mo, do you know how to write poems? "
Luo Ke Di and Ji Mo trembled in an instant. Luo Ke Di wiped his sweat. His head was steaming hot in such a cold weather. He cut a sorry figure, "Jun … Jun … Jun … Jun … Jun … Jun … Jun, forgive me. Cough cough cough. We were also … he-he … just joking … just joking … joking … joking …"
Luo Ke Di wiped his sweat under Jun Xi Zhu's increasingly cold gaze. The more he spoke, the more powerless he became. In the end, he couldn't continue.
"Don't be angry, Monarch … Hee hee hee. Don't be angry, Monarch … Don't be angry … This …" Ji Mo rolled his eyes, "Hee hee … Everyone loves beauty … This …"
"What are you talking about!" Jun Xi Zhu got angry in an instant. She flew over, and lifted Luo Ke Di up. Then, she punched Second Young Master Luo's lower abdomen with a 'puff' sound. She then kicked Second Young Master Luo to the ground. Then, she stepped on his chest, and asked with a ferocious look on her face, "Have you seen Duke Yu?"
Luo Ke Di and Ji Mo looked at each other. They immediately felt relieved. "Yes, yes."
"Where?"
"He's inside … He hasn't come out yet. We're waiting for him here." The two of them rushed to answer. This woman was too scary …
"Is it here?" Jun Xi Zhu heaved a sigh of relief. It was good that nothing had happened. When he turned around and saw the two fellows, he was instantly enraged.
Jun Xi Zhu wasn't in a hurry since Duke Yu was fine. So, she simply waited here for him to come out. She also wanted to teach these two fellows a lesson for taking liberties with women.
She kicked Second Young Master Luo's body with a 'bang' sound. He screamed like a pig being slaughtered, "Luo Ke Di! Write a chapter for me! Hurry up! Don't you know how to write? You can even write a chapter for Aunt Guan. You're quite capable, you … "
Luo Ke Di's face looked bitter, "Minister Jun, Minister Jun … this … this …"
"Quickly write!" Jun Xi Zhu angrily said, "Someone else will write a chapter for Second Young Master Luo if I don't see a complete chapter today. Moreover, it will be a sacrifice! "
Luo Ke Di was complaining in his heart. His chest had been stepped on, and it felt as if an entire mountain was pressing down on him. He couldn't even move his fingers. He helplessly rolled his eyes, and called out for help, "Third Brother … help me write an article …"
Ji Mo slowly turned around. He was preparing to run away. But, he was fixed in place by Luo Ke Di's words. He lifted his foot, and got stuck in the air …
[This bastard … I'm about to escape. Aren't you pulling me down with you …?]
"Um, I almost forgot! Ji Mo, can you compose a poem? "Jun Xi Zhu squinted at Ji Mo," You have three steps to compose a poem! I will ask Luo Ke Di to write a sacrifice for you if you can't do it! "
Ji Mo screamed, and jumped up. He then burst into tears and said, "Luo Ke Di … you bastard. I'm going to die because of you …"
Luo Ke Di was lying on the ground. He rolled his eyes up and down …
"Ji Mo, you go first!" Jun Xi Zhu was so angry that she couldn't take it out on Luo Ke Di. So, the tip of her foot rubbed on Luo Ke Di's chest. Luo Ke Di's entire body trembled in an instant. Then, he shouted, "Third Brother … quickly compose a poem.
Ji Mo spread out his hands. He was so miserable that he wanted to cry, "I wouldn't have written a poem if I could compose a poem … right?"
"Quickly write!" Jun Xi Zhu's complexion changed. The coldness in her eyes became even denser, "Are you taking liberties with me? Do you think I'm so easy to take liberties with? "
Ji Mo burst into tears, "We didn't know that it was you …"
"Cut the crap!" Jun Xi Zhu's murderous aura burst out.
"I'll compose a poem … I'll compose a poem …" Ji Mo stood stiffly. He frowned, and racked his brains, "It's snowing heavily … in the sky … and fluttering …"
He unconsciously took a step forward, and recited the second sentence, "… the moon's great mountain whitens my waist …"
"Pfff …" Luo Ke Di's body trembled as he heard these two sentences. His face also turned red. It was rare for him to laugh even though he was being stepped on like this.
"You're still laughing?" Jun Xi Zhu looked at him in astonishment, "Second Young Master Luo … you're very courageous. You're not afraid of death, ah …"
Luo Ke Di's eyes turned white. [I can't help it … how can this be called a fu * king poem …]
Second Master Ji finally stuttered and recited the third sentence at this time, "To compose a poem in such a cold weather …" He scratched his ears and cheeks, and thought for a long time. Then, he said, "It's not bad …"
He then jumped up and down, "Wa ha ha … finished …"
"It's snowing heavily in the sky, and the moon's great mountain whitens my waist. To compose a poem in such a cold weather … isn't it bad?" Jun Xi Zhu twisted her slender eyebrows, "What kind of bullshit is this …"
"You only said that you want to compose a poem. You didn't say anything about the standard …" Ji Mo straightened his neck and argued with reason. He couldn't not argue. After all, he would die if Jun Xi Zhu insisted that he compose another poem. [This poem is the most rhyming poem I've ever composed since I was born …]
"Fine!" Jun Xi Zhu waved her hand, "Get lost! I'll make your Ji Clan prepare for a funeral if I see you taking liberties with a woman again. "
Ji Mo nodded and bowed, "Yes, yes. But, I'm already taken. Aobo is very good … I won't do it again. The key point is that Luo Ke Di is a rogue …"
He covered his head and fled like a rat. It was — Panicked like a stray dog, and busy like a fish escaping the net …
"Ji Mo! You pig! "Luo Ke Di miserably lay on the ground and cursed loudly. He pounded the ground with his hands. He was extremely indignant.
"It's your turn." Jun Xi Zhu looked at Luo Ke Di and spoke in a cold voice, "Let me see your talent."
Luo Ke Di was so distressed that he wanted to die, "Minister Jun … why don't you beat me up …"
"Cut the crap!" A cold light flashed, and a long sword was inserted into Luo Ke Di's crotch with a 'shua' sound. It penetrated his clothes, and plunged into the snow below him. The sword's body swayed, and emitted a cold light.
Ice-cold!
Luo Ke Di's entire body shivered, and his hair stood on end. He could feel that the sword was slowly swaying in contact with his crotch, and his soul had flown out of his body. He suddenly felt that the 'Watermark of Setting Sail' was rushing to the front and back of his body.
"Spare my life …" Second Young Master Luo shivered.
"Your Luo Clan will have to rely on your elder brother Luo Ke Wu to carry on your ancestral line if you don't write a poem …" Jun Xi Zhu insipidly said.
"I'll write!" Luo Ke Di readily agreed. Then, he frowned, and pondered.
"… Title: Praise the Great Snow." Luo Ke Di gasped for breath, "Can you let me stand up …"
"No!"
"Um … no, no … Praise the Great Snow … Praise the Great Snow …" Luo Ke Di's face was sullen. It seemed as if he had lost his parents. Luo Ke Di obviously wanted to learn from Ji Mo's praise of the Great Snow.
"In the cold winter, heavy snow swirls in the air. Snowflakes fall fiercely, and the north wind blows fiercely. The weather is cold, and the ground is frozen. It's infinitely sad … "Second Young Master Luo's talent was really good.
"Is the cold winter in your clan during the moon?" Jun Xi Zhu snorted.
"It's the moon now … It's so cold here. Isn't it the cold winter?" Luo Ke Di rolled his eyes, and mumbled, "I'm still naked in my clan at this time …"
"Cut the crap! Continue! "
"Um … the weather is cold, and the ground is frozen. It's infinitely sad … The most miserable person is none other than me … Ji Mo is gone. That bad embryo! One day, he'll pull out my tendons and smash my marrow … "Second Young Master Luo's speech became more and more fluent. He rolled his eyes," Among all the women in the world, the most beautiful confinement matron. She's devastatingly beautiful. She's capable of causing the downfall of a nation. She's scared away at first sight. Unfortunately, she's married.
She sighs … "The white snow poured into her mouth along with the wind. Second Young Master Luo got emotional because of the scenery. So, he returned to the original topic," … It's cold and piercing to the bone. It's not beautiful. I'm in the Northern Icefield. I'm in bad luck. I'll never go back if I can. Ha ha ha ha ha … "
"Pfft …" Jun Xi Zhu was amused by him, and laughed. She then kicked this guy, and scolded him with a smile, "Get lost! I'll kill you if I see you taking liberties with women again! "
"Hey, hey, hey …" Luo Ke Di crawled up. He didn't look back, and fled like a rat. His heart was thumping wildly. [I've finally escaped with my life. My mother … it was too close …]
[Who would've thought that my 'Setting Sail' mother would've experienced such a terrifying thing? That ice-cold sword was stuck to that part of my body. My brother would've run away from home if I hadn't been careful. How could I have ignored my second brother …]
He thought about it, and thought about it. He was so scared that his lips had turned blue, and his face had turned white. But then, he suddenly burst into laughter, "Ignored my second brother? Gu Lao Er? I'm really talented … Ahwooh ~ ~ ~ "
"What did you say?" Gu Du Xing appeared in front of him with a murderous look on his face … He happened to hear Luo Ke Di's muttering.
Luo Ke Di's legs went soft. His mind was still in chaos. So, he spoke without thinking, "I, I, I … I was talking about my second brother … I can't ignore … Second Brother Gu …"
"I'll beat you to death, you bastard!" Gu Du Xing and Dong Wu Shang had been called over by Ji Mo as reinforcements. They had rushed here with anxious hearts. But, they had seen this guy jumping around and mocking them … They had gotten angry when they heard these words. So, they had started to rain punches and kicks on him in a crazy manner …
Luo Ke Di was lying on the ground like a dried salted fish in less than a quarter of an hour … He was only exhaling, and no longer breathing …
A white light flashed at this time, and a big door suddenly appeared. Chu Yang and Duke Yu had finally walked out …
…
Second update! I'm going out to practice driving. I'll take the road test tomorrow morning. It's the tenth time. I'll lose face if I don't take it … Cough cough, I'll lose face already …
I'll have nothing to do this month after tomorrow's test. Even if I have to take the make-up test, it'll be next month … Ugh, ugh, ugh, I'm such a jinx …
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