I can't wait to take off my pants and compare them with you guys! " Chu Yang waited impatiently, looking at this face, looking at that face, with a lewd expression that would immediately burst out laughing after being recognized. He looked at the three people expectantly, but what he saw were three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very doubtful eyes.
Minister Chu's face finally collapsed bit by bit. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer and said very gloomily, "Don't you guys think that this thing is really very similar to … that thing in our pants?"
Minister Chu was about to go crazy. He had never told a joke that had made him this depressed!
These three people were too humorless …
Minister Chu's gloom wasn't without reason. Because he had directly messed up the whole thing. He really didn't know that it wasn't that they couldn't think of the thing he said, but that one sentence he said really misled them: We also have it on us!
It was this sentence that ruined the whole thing!
You said you have it … The problem was that they didn't have it on them … They really didn't! They obviously didn't have it, but you said you did. Could it be that they didn't have it?
So Minister Chu couldn't help but go crazy. The last sentence was roared out very gloomily.
As soon as he said this, the three people immediately understood. Even those who didn't immediately understood. In an instant, one of them, who had long suffered internal injuries from holding it in, immediately held his stomach and laughed wildly.
I finally laughed out loud. I almost choked to death …
As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily. Looking at their postures, they were about to pounce on him and give him a good beating!
Minister Chu saw that someone had finally understood his intentions. So, he was about to let out a wild laugh. But, he was greeted by two ice-cold and angry glares. These glares were enough to stab him to death with a thousand cuts!
Minister Chu only felt a chill down his spine. He was about to burst out laughing, but he held it back. He smiled embarrassedly, touched his nose and scratched his head. He said, "Why isn't it funny?"
"It's funny!" Tie Butian gritted her teeth and tried her best not to explode. Suddenly, she exploded in anger. "Funny your head! So vulgar, so despicable, so … You actually dare to say it out loud, and even so proud of it … You, you, you, you really have no sense of shame! "
Tuo Yi Ying didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at Chu Yang. He really wanted to beat him up!
"Uh …" Chu Yang was dumbfounded. She really didn't know why this joke, which was supposed to be unstoppable among men, had the opposite effect at this moment.
This was simply too shocking!
Could it be that after becoming an emperor, he was different from ordinary men? You don't even have something to laugh about?
"Aren't you going to tell us your story?" Tie Butian said angrily. He couldn't wait to change the topic. This joke was really embarrassing. Tie Butian's face was already flushed red.
Saying this in front of me is simply hateful! How hateful! What a bastard!
"I … I don't dare to say it," Chu Yang drooped his head and said weakly.
He thought to himself, I've only said a few words, and there's already such an intense reaction. If I wait until the story is told, won't I be hacked to pieces?
"Go on, it's alright," the male figure encouraged, his eyes full of schadenfreude.
"Say it." Tie Butian's face was cold, but there was also a hint of a smile that she was trying hard to suppress in her eyes. It really wasn't good to smile … This bastard!
"Yes, it's like this. Legend has it that there was once a man who was quite good-looking and very rich, but he couldn't find a wife no matter what. He lived until he was over 80 years old, but still couldn't find a wife. He died of depression …" As Chu Yang spoke, he stole glances at their expressions.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong, he went on boldly. "So, after he was reincarnated, he was still very handsome, suave and rich, but he still couldn't find a wife when he was 80 years old … He died again …"
At this point, the three of them were also stunned. What … kind of story was this?
"What does this have to do with this mountain peak?" Tie Butian raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but ask. She really didn't know what the purpose of such a ridiculous story was …
"Don't be anxious, you'll know if you continue listening." Chu Yang comforted her. "Just like that, he reincarnated continuously. In his last life, he! Before he died, he found out that he was actually a bachelor! This world's virgin has finally erupted like a volcanic eruption … "
With a sorrowful expression and a sorrowful tone, Chu Yang said, "So, before he died, he made a great wish: If there are men in this world, there will be women; if there are women, there will be men. Yin and Yang will harmonize and all living things will flourish! This is the principle of Yin and Yang in this world. Unfortunately, I'm talented and virtuous, but I'm a bachelor. This is nothing more than heaven's teasing! Where's justice? Where's humanity? Where's the Heavenly Dao? Where's the justice! "
Chu Yang's cadence paused for a moment as he spoke till here. The other three couldn't help but be attracted by this story. Thinking of how heaven had wrongly arranged marriage, causing a talented and good-looking young man to be a bachelor for several lifetimes, it really made one sigh. Other than the words' the justice is unfair ', there was really nothing else to say …
Especially when Tie Butian thought of herself. She couldn't help but sigh. Could it be that I've also wrongly arranged marriage in this life of mine? They shouldn't have met, but they did. They should have been together, but due to various reasons, she was destined to be alone for the rest of her life … How was she different from the man in the story?
She couldn't help but sigh and ask, "Then … what great wish did he make? To have many wives and concubines in his next life? " She thought, According to the thoughts of an ordinary man, this should be it … After living a bachelor for several lifetimes, it's understandable to have such a wish.
"No."
Chu Yang smiled strangely and continued to narrate, "He looked up to heaven and shouted, 'If Yin and Yang can't be harmonized, what's the use of heaven? So what if I'm reincarnated again? Everyone in this world harmonizes and complements each other. Heaven alone is so unfair to me. If this can be tolerated, what else can! Although I can't harmonize Yin and Yang in this life, even if I die, I will still lead heaven! "
Tie Butian let out an "ah" and was instantly speechless! She only felt that her heart was about to stop beating at this moment. In that instant, she was filled with regret. She really had nothing better to do. She let this guy talk about the story here. Great, now it's so awkward …
Chu Yang was overjoyed. As he spoke, he laughed and shrugged his shoulders. "After he finished speaking, he took off all his clothes. Then, he spread his legs and lay down on his back, dead! His resentment shot straight to the sky. Suddenly, lightning flashed and thunder roared. His body suddenly underwent an unbelievable change! "
Tie Butian wanted to ask, "What change?" But after thinking about it, she held back. She guessed that this guy wouldn't say anything good. As the saying goes, nothing good comes out of a dog's mouth …
"His body turned into a mountain range, his arms turned into canyons, his blood turned into rivers, his hair turned into flowers, plants, and trees … Thus, a towering mountain rose into the sky! But the thing under his crotch, as per his request before he died, stood straight at the highest point of this mountain range and rushed straight to the sky! As if it wanted to … erm, make a huge hole in the sky! "
The other three were already like ducks that had been shocked silly by a thunderstorm. They were in a daze as they broke out in cold sweat …
This story was really … really … really speechless.
"Thus, there was this Chun Yang Peak in front of us!" Minister Chu finally drew the curtains to this story. Smacking his lips, he looked at this round Dashi Kuang in front of him with great respect. He said as if he hadn't had enough, "So, this mountain peak has another name. Everyone is more familiar with it and it's very similar …"
"Stop talking! Don't continue! "Tie Butian shouted. Her face turned from white to red, from red to blue, and from blue to black. She was so angry that even her belly was about to explode.
She thought about how she had felt the same way just now. She was secretly sorrowful and self-pitying … All those emotions and in the end, such a 'story' actually came out! She couldn't help but feel ashamed. If it weren't for the magical jade pendant, she would have been furious. Looking at Chu Yang, she couldn't help but be furious!
Glaring at Chu Yang, Tie Butian gritted her teeth and said word by word, "Minister, Chu! You're really … knowledgeable …! "
"Haha …" Chu Yang's face was already smiling like a flower. He was laughing so hard that his whole body was shaking and he couldn't speak. He was like a small mimosa plant swaying in the wind. Even his laughter was trembling. "Wahahaha … Hehehe …"
Tie Butian was speechless.
Telling this joke to a man … was really nothing. But the problem was … the problem was …
Minister Chu was in a complete tragedy!
Just as he was convulsing with laughter, he was suddenly held down by Tie Butian and another Shadow. Minister Chu was caught off guard. Moreover, he was so pleased with himself that he lost his sense of measure. So, how could he evade? So, he was captured in a neat and tidy move.
Then, it was a series of punches and kicks!
Bang bang bang, puff puff puff …
Poor Minister Chu didn't know where this unexpected disaster came from. He was beaten several times but still didn't have time to stop laughing … After a long while, he suddenly flew into a rage. "What's going on? What's going on? "…
The two women beat him up fiercely. Minister Chu screamed incessantly …
After a long while, the two women got tired of beating him up. They finally stopped, panting, and let go of him. Minister Chu jumped up, his whole body aching. He flew into a rage. "Why did you beat me up?! Is there still any law?! "
"The alliance is the law!" Tie Butian snorted, rubbing her wrist that was hurting from the beating. She said proudly. Her anger still hadn't subsided …
The moment she said that, the two Shadows couldn't help but laugh even more! The Emperor is right here. What law is there to talk about?
If someone else said this, they would be showing off and not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth. But the Emperor said that he was the law … Who could refute that?
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