Who's a pervert? Who would flirt when they see a beauty? Who would covet your wife?
It's only been a few days and Luo Kedi has already lost his ability to speak. What kind of nonsense is he spouting? Not to mention anything else, just based on that voice just now, how can we covet her? What kind of people does he take us for …
"Okay." The hoarse voice answered and then took off the mask.
Chu Yang and the rest looked over at the same time …
She was a sister-in-law, so she should look at her openly.
They had to admit that she was a beauty! Moreover, she was an outstanding beauty.
In terms of level, she was definitely one of the best. There was no doubt about that!
It was just that … this sister-in-law seemed to be a little different from ordinary beauties.
It was just that … she was too heroic!
Square cheeks, cold and sharp gaze, valiant standing posture, stubborn facial features, unusually neatly tied hair … Rather than calling him a beauty, it would be better to call him an excessively beautiful man!
She was actually an extremely feminine beauty!
Rather than beautiful, it was better to say that she was very, very, very handsome!
"Hello, brothers!" This beautiful Priest Lady cupped her fists. She was really heroic and valiant. "I'm Priest Lady! Please give me your guidance! " The moment he cupped his fists and opened his mouth, he was truly imposing, majestic and mighty. He looked like a true man of iron and blood!
Chu Yang laughed dryly. "You're welcome, you're welcome. Hello, Priest Lady."
Mo Tianji's eyes were also a little dazed. He nodded repeatedly. "Cough cough … Hahaha … Luo Kedi is really lucky to have found such a good sister-in-law …"
"Cough!" He was only halfway through when Ji Mo coughed behind him and said, "I'm so itchy …"
"All of you don't have to say things that go against your conscience, it's too fake!" Priest Lady waved her hand casually. "We're all brothers, don't be so hypocritical. We're good men of the martial world, and we're all about being like-minded! Although I'm not ugly, I'm not a beauty either. I'm self-aware of this. But … as a good man of the martial world, I think I'm quite qualified! "
"Miss! Good man! True man! "Dong Wushang gave her a thumbs up." I like your character. "
The Sacrificial Lady opened her mouth and laughed.
[How forthright. Too motherf * cking manly. No, it should be too motherf * cking girly …] The corners of Chu Yang and Mo Tian Ji's mouths twitched at the same time. Then, they enthusiastically invited their brother's wife to sit down.
"Sacrificial Lady …" Ji Mo, who was lying on the side, suddenly let out a sorrowful sigh filled with longing. When I heard you speak, I suddenly thought of my wife … "
"Pfft!" Dong Wushang and Rui Butong spurted out simultaneously.
"Get lost!" Luo Ke Di said angrily, "Do you think I'm like you … Hmph, my wife is a big shot with a big background! Do you know that there's an organization called 'Wolves of Heaven' in this Heaven Imperial Court? "
Everyone nodded in agreement.
This was definitely not an act. It was truly a thunderous name. This "Wolves of Heavenly Imperial Court" was definitely a renowned native organization in Heaven Pass. Everyone here was well-informed. How could they not know about this notorious but extremely powerful bandit organization?
"My wife is the Alpha Wolf of the Wolves of Heavenly Imperial Court!" Luo Kedi's very, very proud words had directly shocked everyone, causing them to be bewildered.
Such a beautiful woman was actually … the Alpha Wolf?
"Now, our nicknames have also changed. But it's even more appropriate now. "Luo Ke Di said proudly," The two of us are called … the male and female wolf emperors! "
"Cough, cough, cough …"
"Cough, cough, cough …"
"Cough, cough, cough …"
In the tent, there was a series of coughs. The brothers covered their bellies at the same time. After all, they couldn't go overboard in front of their new sister-in-law. They were really embarrassed to laugh out loud. But …
It was really too funny. They couldn't take it anymore …
"Oh … I'm so itchy …" Ji Mo made a sound that didn't seem to be in much pain.
Actually, even though it was still itchy now, it was already much, much better. However, if he didn't use this excuse to make a sound, Ji Mo was afraid that his old injury would relapse due to the explosive laughter. Then, it wouldn't be worth it. So, he might as well do it once …
After the introduction, the Sacrificial Lady sat down graciously. She really wasn't petty at all. She was very generous.
"I say, how did the two of you know each other?" Mo Tian Ji tried to find something to talk about.
"Back then, our Heavenly Armament Pavilion robbed everywhere. Intentionally or unintentionally, we robbed the wolves of Tian Que. Therefore, they weren't convinced. They always came to find trouble with me. " Luo Ke Di beamed with joy, "I couldn't beat her in the past. But after Mo Yuntian returned, she wasn't my opponent anymore …"
"I beat her up. Then, the two of us rolled down the cliff at the same time …" Luo Ke Di gestured.
"Why don't you tell the truth? Who wasn't your opponent? " The Sacrificial Lady retorted, "You also said that we are all brothers here. Why can't you tell the truth? It was obviously you who couldn't beat me. So, when we were about to lose, you carried me and jumped down the cliff …"
Luo Ke Di nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, it was like that … Then, the two of us were injured at the bottom of the cliff. We couldn't go up for a while. It was quite lonely …" As he said this, he glanced at Ji Mo.
"Damn!" Ji Mo was furious, "Why are the two of you looking at me when you're lonely? What does your loneliness have to do with me? "
"Cough, cough …" Luo Ke Di coughed dryly and said, "Then, after a few days at the bottom of the cliff, we realized that for some reason … we actually slept together … I really didn't know what was going on at that time … Ouch …"
Luo Ke Di cried out in pain. The Sacrificial Lady had already taken over the conversation and said, "At that time, everyone was bored to death. So, we got to know each other and felt that we were quite compatible. So, we decided to be together for life. That's all. Nothing else."
Chu Yang, Mo Tianji and the others let out an 'oh' at the same time. It was very meaningful.
Hearing this' oh ', even the self-proclaimed iron-blooded Sacrificial Lady couldn't help but blush. It was unknown whether it was out of embarrassment or out of embarrassment. Without hiding it, she glared fiercely at Chu Yang and Mo Tianji.
Not to mention anything else, just this glare was really manly!
"So, from then on, the two of us were together." Luo Ke Di said matter-of-factly, "Anyway, she doesn't have a husband and I don't have a wife. Together, it was a match made in heaven. Besides, my first time, her first time … "
At this point, there was a scream. The embarrassed and embarrassed Sacrificial Lady had kicked him out.
Chu Yang and the others wanted to laugh but were too embarrassed to do so. They huffed and puffed as they tried to hold it in. It was really very tiring …
Dong Wushang finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He actually forced himself to stand up. His cultivation hadn't recovered, so his ability to hold back his laughter was naturally not as good as the others. Although Ji Mo was more seriously injured than him, he still had the itch to offset his laughter. Instead, he was the one who had the most endurance to fight.
Dong Wushang struggled to stand up, but moving was really too tiring. Mo Lei 'er just happened to walk in and hurriedly went over to help him.
"You guys discuss … I have to go and rest. Lei 'er is also very tired these few days. Anyway, with you guys here, we can relax. When you guys are done discussing, I'll do whatever you say. Using my brain is really not my job. "
Dong Wushang said with a silly smile.
He had to avoid this place and find a place to vent his laughter. Otherwise, he would really go crazy from laughing at this pair of wolf kings …
"Yes." Chu Yang suddenly realized and took out a bottle of Spring of Life. "Drink this later and then sleep with Lei 'er. Your injuries should be more or less healed …"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Mo Lei 'er's face suddenly turn red. She spat out a mouthful of saliva.
Beside them, Ji Mo and Luo Kedi seemed to be unable to hold it in anymore and started laughing maniacally.
Obviously, Chu Yang's words completely ignited everyone's laughter.
Chu Yang couldn't help but be stunned. Thinking back, he realized that his words seemed to have an obvious meaning … It was hard not to be misunderstood.
First, he gave Dong Wushang a bottle of medicine and then warned him to sleep with Lei 'er … This sentence seemed … really a little inappropriate?
For a moment, even with Chu Yang's thick skin, he couldn't help but blush. He explained awkwardly, "I didn't mean that. This is a bottle of Spring of Life. It's not … it's not that … Wushang doesn't need that … Don't misunderstand … Everyone, don't misunderstand …"
"Bah!" Mo Lei 'er didn't dare to listen anymore. She snatched the Spring of Life from Chu Yang's hand and spat out a mouthful of saliva. She pulled Dong Wushang and disappeared from the tent with a whoosh …
Only a bunch of detestable fellows who were laughing so hard that their eyes couldn't be seen!
Luo Kedi and the rest were laughing so hard that their bodies were twitching. They were patting their stomachs, thighs and buttocks. Ji Mo was laughing so hard that the bones that had just been reconnected creaked. He felt a piercing pain, but he still couldn't help but continue laughing.
Chu Yang was extremely innocent. He said unjustly, "… I really didn't mean that …"
…
Early morning of the second day.
When the bodies of those killers were thrown out of the camp, there was an obvious commotion in the opposing army. They had already predicted that they wouldn't return for a night, and now, there were so many bodies that confirmed their prediction even more!
They had all been killed!
"All troops, pay attention!" A loud shout rang out, "All troops, prepare to attack! Avenge His Majesty the Celestial Emperor! Avenge our dead comrades! "
Boom!
The million-strong army answered in unison, their voices shaking the world!
Just as Mo Lei 'er predicted, the deaths of these killers were the last straw that broke the camel's back.
The Extreme Heaven Army finally couldn't take it anymore!
Swords were unsheathed and arrows were nocked!
It seemed like this battle was already destined to be unavoidable.
At this moment, a burly figure appeared in front of the Heavenly Armament Pavilion's camp. Great Emperor Wu Shang!
Dong Wushang stood out with his hands behind his back. He looked down at the million-strong army as if he didn't see them.
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