In the blink of an eye, no less than 40 to 50 letters had already turned into ashes.
"How can it be so easy to get past me!" His silent posture and expression clearly expressed such a meaning.
He had racked his brains to write dozens of letters in a row. But, all of them had been turned into ashes. Chu Yang was truly angry!
"This bastard is obviously making things difficult for me on purpose, playing with me!!" Chu Yang was unable to restrain his anger. "He said that he wanted it simple, so I gave him a simple one, but it didn't work. It didn't work even if it was that simple. Isn't it simple enough to only write one word?! "
"He's going too far!"
Chu Yang was furious. He had lived two lifetimes and had been through all kinds of storms. He had really never encountered such a predicament.
It was too embarrassing!
"By the way, didn't that butler say just now …" Tie Butian reminded him telepathically.
Chu Yang said furiously, "This bastard is obviously unmoved by force or persuasion. In the second letter, I already praised him to be second only to me. How else can I praise him …"
The three women were speechless at the same time … Even I wanted to vomit when I read your second letter. The bootlicking was too obvious, too disgusting …
"I'll try again." Chu Yang wrote another letter fiercely.
There was only one word: F * ck!
Then, he threw the letter in.
A cold snort came from inside. "Despicable!"
Chu Yang almost broke down … Although Mo Qingwu and Wu Qianqian knew that they shouldn't laugh at this time, they still laughed hysterically.
Tie Butian thought for a while. "I'll try this time."
Then, she took the brush, ink, paper and inkstone from Chu Yang.
She started writing immediately.
Swish swish swish … Tie Butian's brush moved like dragons and snakes. She actually didn't finish writing for a long time.
Chu Yang was a little surprised by this. He craned his neck to take a look, only to see that Tie Butian had started to fold the book and was still continuing to write. From start to finish, she had written a total of five pages and they were all densely packed with words. Her writing speed was rather fast, rather efficient, and rather large.
"These are enough. Send them in." Tie Butian waved her hand and handed them to Chu Yang.
"So many? Does this have anything to do with 'simplicity'? " Chu Yang held the 'letter' in his hand. It was thick and heavy, and actually felt quite heavy in his hand.
Was this still a letter? It seemed a little like a 'book'?!
"Give it a try."
Tie Butian smiled. "Against such a person, we really don't have much confidence. We can only try many times. Even if it doesn't work this time, we can always try again. "
Chu Yang had no choice but to take it and throw it in.
Unexpectedly, there was actually a reaction this time.
In less than a moment, a 'kacha' sound could be heard from the inside, followed by a 'slap' sound … The sound of ox-like breathing could be heard. It seemed like the reaction was extremely strong.
Chu Yang couldn't help but wonder!
…
Returning to a moment ago, he sat silently on the chair like a mountain. With a wave of his hand, the heavy letter flew into his hand.
When he opened it, the contents of the first page almost made him explode with anger.
The first paragraph: "You are called Silent Disaster, right? Was it the gatekeeper? I don't know if you're real or not, but I'll just pretend that you're real … "
Silent Heart cursed angrily, "How can you pretend in a place like this?" Why don't you impersonate me?!
Next was the second paragraph: "Are you guarding the first level? Was this really the first stage? Why wasn't there even a hint? When we came here, we didn't even know which level we were at. Shouldn't you confirm if this is really the first level? Why isn't there even a card? Even if there isn't a card, you can just write a few words. Even if you don't want to write too much, you can just write a simple 'one'. It's so unclear, how do we know which level this is? What if this is the last level? " … "
There were a lot of words below, and the whole article was full of doubts. Just a question of whether this was the first level or not, and there were hundreds of words. Doubts, doubts, disbelief, disbelief, disbelief … in any case, he just didn't believe it.
When Silent Heart saw this, he couldn't help but tremble all over.
Silent Heart was a person who cherished his words like gold. The thing he hated the most was being long-winded. And the level of long-windedness in this letter had obviously reached a considerable level …
However, there was indeed a rule that he had to read the letter seriously from the challenger. He couldn't miss a single word, not a single word.
Only then could he be considered guarding the level.
If he missed anything, he would be disqualified and banished to the Land of Darkness … This was an extremely cruel and strict requirement. Hence, he could only read word by word, carefully and seriously.
But the more he read, the angrier he got.
He had never seen someone so long-winded …
The third paragraph.
"You're called Silent Heart, you're called Silent Heart right? En, I don't know if you're Chen or Mo? Or Sunken? Or Silent? Or Chen Mo? Or Chen Mo? Or … Is it Chen or Chen or Ji or Chen or Chen or Chen or Chen … Mo or Mo? Or Mo? Or Mo or Mo or Mo, could it be Mo … "
When he read this, Silent Heart felt that he was about to break down. What the heck … What's wrong with this fellow who wrote this letter … He talked for more than a thousand words … and it was actually just discussing the specific words of his name …
At the end, it was still discussing Silent Heart's name. Which word was it exactly? Which two words? Which combination was it exactly? Then it was a question, "… I just don't understand. I'm really curious. To be honest, I'm a little surprised … I don't know if it was your father, your mother, or one of your elders who gave you this name? No matter if it's Mute, Chen Mo, or Sunken … they all seem to be a little … Hmm, let's discuss. I don't know what your father, your mother, or any of your elders had when they named you … the psychological change … Did they want you to be Mute, Sunken, or Sunken? "
"Oh my god …" The usually silent person let out a long sigh towards the sky, silently wailing … My father, my mother, or any of my elders, when they named me, do I need to explain my feelings to you? Hmm, who in the world gave me a name …?
"Your name is too difficult to understand. Without three to five days, I won't be able to explain it clearly. Let's not talk about you first. Next, let's talk about me … En, don't be impatient. You're the guardian, right? You definitely can't get angry, right? As for being impatient and whatnot, that's not important, right? Definitely … "
Another round of extremely long-winded nagging.
Silent Heart used his hands to grab his hair. His eyes were already bloodshot.
Who is this person? Who is this person?
Who the hell is this person?!
What he wanted to do the most now was to capture the person who wrote the letter outside and beat him up violently! As he beat him up, he asked, "Can you be any more long-winded? Can you? Can you? "
The content of the letter was far from the end. It continued, "… Where were we just now? Yes, I said I was going to talk about me. I'll explain my name in detail. My surname is Chu. Chu means lovely and moving. It's the Chu of Chu Country. However, it's not 'virgin', nor 'come out', nor 'early', nor 'remove'. It's' Chu '. Do you understand? If you don't understand, I'll use another method to explain it more clearly. That is … "
Alright, after explaining the two words Chu Yang, more than a thousand words had passed. And this was only the two words Chu Yang …
Silent Heart was no longer silent. He scratched his head crazily and groaned repeatedly. His breathing was as heavy as a cow's!
He couldn't take it anymore!
He really couldn't take it anymore!
Who the hell is this person? Who could write such a letter?
This is basically murder, using a soft knife to grind someone to death bit by bit!
Save me!
All of Silent Heart's emotions were summed up in these three words!
Just reading this for now, he already had the urge to go crazy countless times.
But he still had to endure the soft knife that was grinding someone to death, because this was the duty of the first guardian!
Thus, something that made Silent Heart, the guardian of this level, even crazier happened.
"This time, the ones accompanying me to challenge this level are my wives. The so-called wives are wives, or should I say, wives. Do you understand? If you are inexperienced and don't understand the meaning of this, I can further explain it in detail. If there is a man, there will be a woman, and if there is a woman, there will be a man. It's like the difference between Heaven and Earth and Yin and Yang. Yes, speaking of Yin and Yang, I need to explain it in detail … Heaven and Earth are … Yin and Yang are … As for Yin and Yang, there are many explanations … "
Thousands of words passed. "… Yes, do you have a wife? That is to say … if you do … if you don't … "
"Just now, I mentioned that the ones accompanying me to challenge this level are my wives. Why do I say 'wives'? It's because I have more than one wife. One of the reasons is because I have a very outstanding appearance. My face is like jade, my eyes are like stars, my features are delicate, and my looks are handsome … Of course, this is only a small part of the reason. The main reason is my character. I have a chivalrous and gentle heart, I have the guts to fight for justice … So they all favor me … One of my wives has the surname Mo. Could it be Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo …"
Before he finished reading the introduction of his wives, Silent Heart went completely crazy!
He screamed and threw the letter on the ground. Panting, he felt his heart beating like a drum, his head was about to explode, and his liver and gallbladder were about to burst. He was in so much pain that he wished he was dead.
I can't take it anymore! I can't f * cking take it anymore … You can't torture me like this …
He roared and jumped up without any warning. His hair and beard stood straight as he rushed out and kicked open the black door. He looked at the four people in front of him and asked in an extremely frantic voice, "Who wrote the letter? Who the f * ck wrote this letter?! Who the f * ck wrote this letter?! "
He screamed and suddenly pulled out a few strands of his hair. He roared angrily, "Writing such a letter, do you still have any humanity left … Aren't you just torturing me?!!"
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