He was dead drunk yesterday, but very happy!
His friends came to congratulate him on moving to a new place. The drinking session was simply heart-warming. Forty-two people. After excluding the women and children, there were thirty-three people left.
Thirty-three men finished twenty-five bottles of white wine. Cough, forty-percent white wine. They all collapsed …
Excerpt a few excerpts for everyone.
Excerpt of the phone call after they arrived at the hotel.
Captain: Damn it, why aren't you here yet? Did you die on the way?
Comrade: Damn it, I'm running, who the hell are you?
Captain: Damn you!
Comrade: Then damn you?
Captain: I'm your second uncle.
Comrade: Second uncle is also an uncle. Who the hell are you?
Captain: Why do you care who I am? Damn it, it's not even three minutes.
Comrade: Damn it, wait, we're here. That table …
…
At the table, at the beginning.
One guy said, "I have fatty liver, I can't drink." Another immediately showed his medical record, "Look, I have heart disease, I'll drink … Fatty liver is nothing …"
Another said, "I drove here." Immediately, everyone at the table jeered, "Damn it, you think we can't afford a car?"
Another guy said, "I didn't drink at my wedding, I can't drink." Everyone at the table shouted, "You don't need to drink at your wedding, you just need to do something else …" Immediately, someone joked, "Do what else?"
A comrade secretly got married during a vacation without informing anyone. He came today and suffered a lot.
One guy said, "Damn it, the groom is here. Who the hell is this? He looks like a dog …"
Another said, "Damn it, you don't even know the groom. Didn't you drink at the wedding?"
This guy continued, "Whoever drinks at the wedding is a bastard …"
Everyone at the table jeered, "Who? Who? Who went to the wedding? Damn it, come out and let us see this bastard … "
So everyone shook their heads, "He didn't go."
Then they all fired, "Damn it, he didn't invite us to the wedding?"
Then everyone began to ask, "What does the bride look like?"
"Is she fair?"
"Is she fat?"
"Does she feel good?"
"Is she good?"
"Damn it, can you be more specific with your words? Is she good?"
"Call them over and strip them naked so that we can check them out."
In the end, the bridegroom kept bowing and begging, but was not forgiven. He had no choice but to drink a bottle of wine as an apology. He collapsed before the banquet even started …
That comrade in Jinan, the one who lent me money to buy a house, was attacked as soon as he arrived …
Everyone at the table was from Lai Wu. He was the only one from Jinan.
Therefore, everyone roared together, "Let's kill this Ji Nan man first!" After two rounds, this guy collapsed under the table …
This morning, I was sleeping when a friend called me. "Bro, I remember that you moved yesterday. Did I go?"
I was confused on the spot. This brat got drunk last night and did a lot of goose-stepping in the hotel. She actually doesn't remember anything …
So I said, "You didn't come …"
He apologized profusely, "Brother, I'm really sorry … I drank too much last night and couldn't make it. I'll make it up to you in the afternoon …"
Haha, this feels so good … The word count is limited, and it's almost a thousand words. Stop.
Also: Just to make it clear, soldiers are like this when they're together. Full of vulgarities. If you don't like it, you can ignore it. Please forgive me …
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