These few people had already become very familiar with each other in the past few days. They didn't have any taboos when it came to joking. They dared to say anything.
Tan Tan said in an eccentric manner, "I say, who are you? You're following behind that Little Sister Bai every day. You're like a shadow. Are you tired or not?"
Yao Ningning's face turned red. "What do you know, my fair and virtuous lady?"
Tan Tan clicked his tongue and said, "Why don't I know? It's you who doesn't know! It's fine if she has a little bit of interest in you. Unfortunately, she doesn't have any interest in you. You're clearly hot headed. Yet, it's still so hot … Tsk tsk tsk, your skin is really thick. Looking at the whole world, other than my Senior Martial Brother, you're the only one with such a thick skin. "
In these few days, although Bai Shixuan had been following Yao Ningning around all the time, the little girl's goal was very, very clear: She wanted to find the cultivation inheritance of the Wind Fox Clan. With a certain woman like Guy, how could she not make use of it?
Yao Ningning naturally patted his chest and agreed. But the problem was that the thing that the little girl needed was of a very high level. It was currently in the hands of the Demon Empress. Even if the Demon Empress agreed, they could only take it out when they arrived. And Bai Shixuan, this little girl, was obviously ignorant of worldly affairs. So, she wouldn't act without seeing the rabbit. Who would believe you now? Anyone with the title of "Tai" really didn't have much credibility!
So, Yao Ningning was very melancholy these few days. He was really worried.
As long as he was with Bai Shixuan, he could not say more than a few words, and the topic would turn to the Wind Fox Inheritance. If he wanted to talk about something like romance, or tell a joke, this little girl would have a completely ignorant and adorable look on her face. She was indeed adorable, but … … … …..
"Speaking of that matter … Hahaha, it really made me laugh to death …" Yao Ningning said.
"Yes, it's really funny. Brother Ning Ning, do you really have that inheritance you mentioned before? Really? "Bai Shixuan said.
"Speaking of that … That guy is really interesting … Haha … That's what happened …" Yao Ningning said.
"En, it's really interesting. Brother Ning Ning, can you describe to me the specifics of the inheritance?" Bai Shixuan asked.
"There's also that matter. I really went through a lot of trouble …" Yao Ningning said.
"En, it was really hard. Brother Ning Ning, what about the inheritance?" Bai Shixuan said.
After a few exchanges, Yao Ningning lost all her strength and was defeated.
This was the case almost every time they talked. She had already complained to Tan Tan more than once, "Elder Brother, tell me. Do you have a saying like 'it's really hard to get through untold hardships'?"
Yao Ningning had a helpless look on her face. "This girl's way of thinking is completely different from a normal woman's … Everyone else should be laughing until they can't breathe, but she's just blinking her big, innocent eyes and asking about the inheritance very innocently. I …"
Tan Tan and Chu Le 'er were disdainful of this. [You call those stories stories? You have the nerve to tell jokes. Let's not talk about anything else. Let's talk about your eloquence. It's really not worth mentioning … Besides, have you ever seen a person who hasn't even laughed when he tells a joke? You haven't even started to tell the truth and you're already laughing yourself to death. The point of laughter is really too …]
[Are you doing performance art or telling jokes?]
Moreover, Bai Shi Xuan had been following Mo Qing Wu for a long time. So, I reckon that she had heard all those so-called jokes and stories from Chu Yang. So, I reckon that her ears would have grown calluses from listening to them for a long time. [Most of them have been repeated, but you're still telling them with relish. The little girl didn't fall out with you probably because she's kind-hearted. She can't bear to see that you're tired from telling them.]
[Taking twenty thousand steps back, what you've said compared to Chu Yang's eloquence and experience …]
[To put it in a less pleasant way, it's simply a pile of shit!]
[Who would be interested in listening?] [Who would be interested in listening to it?]
[To think that you think it's very interesting. You're still in high spirits. Not to mention the little girl, even the two of us can't bear to listen to it … Occasionally, when we listen to it, we have the mentality of 'it's really interesting to see Yao Ningning embarrassed …']
"Brother Tan, you're saying that this is really strange …" Yao Ningning looked miserable.
"Why is it strange?" Tan Tan rolled his eyes and chewed on the stalk of grass with a bored look on his face.
"Why do you think it's so difficult for me to pick up a girl?" Yao Ningning looked dejected and melancholy. "I'm f * cking weird. I have the family background, the character, the looks, the martial arts, the status, the figure, the elegance, and the temperament. How can I …"
"Retch …"
"Retch …"
Before he could finish, Chu Le 'er and Tan Tan were already vomiting so much that they were in a mess.
"If you want to be narcissistic, you can be shameless. If you want to be thick-skinned, you can be thick-skinned. If you want to be …" Chu Le 'er continued.
Yao Ningning's face instantly turned bitter. "I say, sister, you don't have to hit me like this … No matter what, I'm still a grand member of the Heaven Imperial Court."
Chu Le 'er's face turned cold. "Let's not talk about anything else. Just based on the fact that you're a grand member, the little girl definitely won't like you. Think about it yourself. Are there any good people in the Heaven Imperial Court? "
Yao Ningning's face turned black. "Hmm … Hmm … It seems that there really aren't any good people. No, I'm a good person!"
Le 'er was amused. She chuckled and said, "You're a good person. You're a good person. You're still categorizing those who aren't good people as yourself. You're not that, you're that!"
Yao Ningning's face turned even darker. "I'm really that. Why didn't I think of that? I'm really that …"
Tan Tan said seriously, which was rare for him, "Yao Ningning, I'm telling you seriously. You can't do this. You have to do it that way.
Yao Ningning was immediately energized. "Big Brother, quickly give me some advice. You're experienced and experienced. I'm counting on you. Please."
Tan Tan raised his head and chuckled. He was very proud. "Of course, of course. It's as easy as flipping my hand."
Chu Le 'er looked sideways and said, "Oh, Big Brother Tan is so experienced in certain things? It seems that you have a lot of experience. When I see Sister Dan Feng later, I'll definitely have a good talk with her. No wonder she's so dead set on following you. It turns out that you're so experienced. I don't know if you've hooked up with hundreds of girls? "
His face was even more bitter than a bitter gourd. He bowed to Chu Le 'er with his hands clasped in front of him. "Grandma … I'll call you Grandma in the future. My poor old bones really can't stand the torment. Please open your eyes. Great expert, treat me as … that, and let me go."
Yao Ningning's eyes widened. "Big Brother Tan, didn't you say that you're the head of the family? Whatever you say is the law? Sister-in-law has never dared to reply? What's wrong with you?????????? "
He hadn't even finished speaking when Tan Tan covered his mouth, "You idiot! You deserve to be hacked to death! Are those f * cking words that we brothers say when we're together? But, isn't your sister-in-law's best friend here now? How can you say such words so casually? Do you want to f * cking kill me?! You idiot, I've enlightened you in vain. Why can't you even understand a little bit?! "
"It's over. It's completely over …" Tan Tan's face was like that of an old society. He sighed deeply.
When Yao Ningning heard this, she still persistently asked, "You haven't taught me what to do. You …"
Tan Tan fiercely said, "What to do? It's very simple! From now on, walk around naked in broad daylight. Especially, walk around in front of Bai Shixuan. Use your specialty and maverick ways to move her. It'll definitely work!
"Besides this, don't eat when you're eating. You'll eat sh * t in front of her! I believe that she'll definitely fall in love with you! This is the secret to picking up girls that I'll teach you! "
Tan Tan shouted hysterically. He stood up, flicked his sleeves and left.
You f * cking exposed my secret in front of Chu Le 'er, Xie Dan Feng's best friend. You're making me look like I'll never see the sun again. You actually want me to teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure it out?!
You're f * cking crazy …
Tan Tan had already left.
Yao Ningning stared innocently. She was at a loss.
She really didn't understand. Which sentence of hers had made Big Brother Tan angry?
"This … stripping and running around naked … doesn't seem like a good idea …" Yao Ningning thought hard. She said to Chu Le 'er, "As for eating sh * t, it's a bit too difficult … This is too hardcore … Would Bai Shixuan really like it? Le 'er, your relationship is quite good. Do you like it? "
Chu Le 'er was originally out of breath from laughing at the farce in front of her. When she heard this, she stood up and stomped on Yao Ningning. She said angrily, "You're the one who likes it!"
She turned around and left angrily.
Yao Ningning scratched her head and muttered, "You don't like it? I don't like it either … "
Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky. It was as if there were so many things worth seeing in the sky that they actually looked up and didn't move.
Their Adam's apple bobbed up and down. It seemed like …
It seemed like they were doing something.
"Eh? What's going on? "Chu Le 'er had just entered Chu Yang's carriage when she screamed loudly.
Hearing this, everyone immediately rushed over to check. Right now, nothing was more important than the situation in front of a certain King of Hell.
In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying down quietly as before. His face was full of tranquility. However, his body was continuously emitting layer after layer of mystical white light.
This dense white light turned out to be the extremely pure spiritual energy of the world. It was like layers upon layers of a dense silk net covering Chu Yang's body continuously. It seemed as if it wanted to cover Chu Yang completely.
Everyone looked at this shocking scene with their eyes wide open. They really couldn't understand what was going on.
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