At the Gu family's wedding reception area Heavenly Treasures Reception!
These nondescript words were hung up ostentatiously. A large flag of seventy to eighty feet in length and width was erected hundreds of feet high, flying fiercely in the air!
The worst thing was that these words were written in an extremely ugly manner.
Among the brothers, there were definitely many who were good at writing. Mo Tian Ji, Xie Dan Qiong and Ao Xieyun could be said to be calligraphy masters of their generation. But … the problem was that everyone wanted to write, so they played rock-paper-scissors.
The result left everyone flabbergasted. In the end, the one who won was the worst writer, the most ignorant and incompetent, the most gluttonous and lazy Ji Mo!
Second Master Ji walked with a majestic posture, holding a brush as if he was waving a sword in battle. He waved his brush in a crooked manner, big and small!
Every time Gu Du Xing saw this large flag, he would feel his calves twitching as he cursed in his stomach! Every time he saw Ji Mo, he wanted to kill him alive!
Other people's armies still couldn't break through Gu Du Xing's cold face, but Second Master Ji only needed to write a few words to do it easily!
How could such a large flag, and it was made of thick satin, be blown up without wind? It wouldn't work even if the wind wasn't strong enough! Looking at the flag drooping like a dead fish, Grand Duke Ao Xieyun was furious. He sent out ten Emperor Level experts to create wind with their palms! They had to see the flag fluttering in the wind every moment!
The ten Emperor Level experts' faces turned bitter! In the Three Heavens, Emperor Level experts were already so awesome that people looked up to them. Who would have thought that they would be reduced to hairdryers today?
Ao Xieyun and Xie Dan Qiong were in charge of the acceptance and bookkeeping.
Heavenly Armament Pavilion Shopkeeper Chu Yang was in charge of keeping them in the warehouse.
As for Ji Mo and Luo Ke Di, they were in charge of scolding and praising people!
Such an arrangement was really making the best use of everyone's talents.
On the first afternoon of the acceptance team's opening, they received countless Heavenly Treasures! Ao Xieyun and Xie Dan Qiong, who were in charge of bookkeeping, each recorded four thick books.
"The leader of Little Pig Mountain sends a congratulatory gift, a 5,000-year-old snow ginseng, to congratulate Pavilion Master and Miss Gu on their marriage!"
"The leader of Big Chicken Mountain sends a congratulatory gift, … to congratulate Pavilion Master and Miss Gu …"
"The leader of Giant Bull Gorge …"
"The leader of Duck Slope …"
"…"
Chu Yang looked at the list. The corners of his mouth twitched. [Motherf * cker … what kind of names are these …?]
Ao Xieyun judged as he accepted the gift, "Second-grade!"
"Second class!"
"Third class! … "
Every time Ao Xieyun and Xie Danqiong called out 'third-class', Ji Mo and Luo Kedi would immediately explode. They would fly into a rage and jump out to give them a good beating, "Bastard! Are you here to disgust me? "
"Bastard! Do you want to die? "
"Dog Aunt! What the hell did you give me?! "
"Grandma! He's simply not up to standard! "
…
Every time this happened, the one who was beaten would feel extremely wronged. He wanted to cry but had no tears. He had already spent hundreds of thousands of taels …
Outside, the people who were waiting in line to present their gifts were all deathly pale. Their legs were trembling as if they were playing the pipa. My mother … this is too cruel …
Nothing was too strange in this vast world. Who would get married this way …
In just one afternoon, he had received more than a thousand gifts, and the highest was a second-class gift! Most of them were third-class.
Only those who had an especially bad reputation and committed all kinds of evil deeds, no matter how good their gifts were, were judged as not up to standard. Anyway, no one knew what they had given.
The name list of those who were not up to standard was immediately sent out. Then, all the big clans immediately began to hunt them down!
Such swift and decisive action. Instantly, everyone kept quiet out of fear.
On the first day, the leaders of all the big clans came one after another. All of their gifts were judged to be first-class.
In the afternoon, along with the thunderous sound of horse hooves, all the Dark Bamboo Hall Leaders came one after another to present their gifts.
Finally, Duke Yu came. Duke Yu's personal arrival caused a huge uproar. Furthermore, what was even more surprising was … Duke Yu came with his new wife to congratulate him.
This caused everyone to feel even more terrified!
Gu Duxing was the first person in history who could make Duke Yu of Dark Bamboo so solemn!
In seven days' time, it was equivalent to scraping a layer of land from three days' time!
They received a total of 17,000 sets of Heavenly Treasures and rare metals! Such a huge number made Chu Yang a little shocked. Furthermore, there were many treasures among them.
This day was the wedding day!
Within the territory of the Gu Clan, the ten-mile long streets were paved with red silk. Flowers were everywhere!
Lanterns and colored banners were everywhere. Everyone was beaming with joy.
Along with the howl of the Wolf Sword Supreme Martial Artist Luo Kedi, an earth-shattering salute sounded at the same time!
Banners suddenly unfolded in the sky!
"Congratulations to Gu Duxing and Gu Miaoling on their wedding day! Chu Yang is here to congratulate you! Heaven is here to congratulate you! "
"Congratulations to Gu Duxing and Gu Miaoling on their wedding day! Dark Bamboo is here to congratulate you! Grow old together! Raise your eyebrows! "
"Congratulations to Gu Duxing and Gu Miaoling on their wedding day! Ao Clan's Xie Yun is here to congratulate you! "
"Congratulations to Gu Duxing and Gu Miaoling on their wedding day! Xie Clan's Danqiong is here to congratulate you! "
"… Luo Clan is here to congratulate you!"
"… Tianji is here to congratulate you …"
Amidst the clamor, a sword light suddenly soared into the sky. The biting cold sword aura completely materialized. Four lines of big words appeared arrogantly in mid-air just like that.
"Walking the world alone is at the prime of my life; childhood sweethearts, a lifetime of love; I am the hero of the world!"
The sword light swept across the sky. With the sky as paper, the sword light as ink, and the sword as brush, 28 big words were written! They actually didn't dissipate for a long time! As if countless lightning bolts had written big words, they appeared in mid-air!
It was Duke Yu's work!
This sword light seemed to have kicked off the curtains. The brothers immediately imitated it.
For a moment, the sword aura in the sky was everywhere. The Supreme Martial Artists' charm was everywhere, shuttling back and forth, causing the surrounding hundreds of miles to tremble in fear!
Amidst the lively atmosphere, the bridal escort team began to set off! Gu Duxing was dressed in red and wore a big red flower. Riding on a snow-white horse, he was the first to ride out of the Gu Clan's gate!
The bridal escort team was huge. Chu Yang, Mo Tianji, Ao Xieyun, Xie Danqiong, Ji Mo, Luo Kedi … and so on … Gu Duxing rode on a white horse at the front, indicating that they would grow old together.
The brothers circled around the sea of flowers and then slowly returned, entering the Gu Clan from another door!
Amidst the sounds of gongs and drums, the bride was brought out, circled around, and then … returned to the Gu Clan …
Everyone was very serious during this process. Only when they came back after picking up the bride, Ji Mo and Luo Ke Di puffed up their cheeks. They couldn't hold it in any longer … and actually laughed out loud!
Then, there was a burst of laughter, coupled with whistles and howls … It was a mess!
On this day, the Gu Clan's wine was brought out at a high price. For a moment, the smell of wine filled the air within a radius of 500 miles!
Everyone drank until they were dead drunk!
All the wine in the Gu Clan's territory was used up!
The Gu Clan had stored many years of good wine. They all drank until the bottom of the jar was turned upside down!
As a result, when the Gu Clan Master wanted to drink wine at night, he asked around and found that other than the wine left for the bride and groom … there was no wine left …
Tens of thousands of people were partying, and they were all martial artists. Every one of them could only drink three to five catties of wine. Those who could drink 20 to 30 catties of wine …
In this way … Each person could drink 10 catties of wine. That was a full 400,000 to 500,000 catties of wine!
(Cough, this is nonsense … It seems to be the biggest liquor factory in our country … Cough cough, I don't know how much it produces … Uh, I don't know.)
That night, Luo Kedi wanted to go into the bridal chamber. However, he was punched and kicked several times by Gu Duxing.
Ji Mo drank too much early and disappeared without a trace.
After chasing away this pack of wolves with great difficulty, Gu Duxing and Gu Miao Ling entered the bridal chamber. The two of them whispered sweet nothings to each other for a long time. The two of them had been together since they were young. They didn't know how many twists and turns they had gone through. Now that they were finally together, they felt extremely happy and satisfied.
Seeing that it was already late at night, the two of them were preparing to drink wine and go to bed …
At this critical moment, someone suddenly coughed repeatedly, followed by someone crying out in pain. Then, Gu Duxing and Gu Miao Ling were dumbfounded. They saw Second Master Ji struggling to use his hands and feet. He crawled out from under the bed, and there was a brand new urinal on his head …
After he came out … He looked left and right, and scratched his head in confusion, "Where is this? … "
Gu Miao Ling let out a scream. She was so embarrassed that she couldn't show her face!
Gu Duxing's face was full of black lines. He grabbed Ji Mo and dragged him out, punching and kicking him violently!
Ji Mo was extremely wronged. He defended himself repeatedly. "I don't know either … I really don't know how I got there … I really, really don't know …"
It turned out that Ji Mo only remembered that he was drunk. After that, he lost his memory. He didn't know who restrained him, forced him into a state of tortoiseshell, and stuffed him under Gu Duxing's new bed …
But at this point, how would Gu Duxing listen to his explanation?
Ji Mo turned into a dragon head again.
He was directly thrown out by Gu Duxing.
And this matter actually became an unsolved case. Ji Mo clearly knew that it was definitely Chu Yang and the others who did it, but he didn't know who was so mischievous. He investigated openly and secretly, extorted a confession through torture and begged … but he still couldn't figure out who was so talented …
Until many years later, when Rui Butong got married and Ji Mo was knocked out and stuffed under the bed again, did he vaguely remember that it was actually Mo Tianji, this sanctimonious person who did it …
But before this, who would suspect Mo Tianji? They would rather suspect Chu Yang than Mo Tianji!
…
These few days were exceptionally pleasant. Gu Duxing was a newlywed, so of course he was in high spirits. But the other brothers also had an exceptionally happy time with Chu Yang here.
Everyone had enough fun and practiced martial arts. When they were tired of practicing, they drank and bragged. They were infinitely lazy.
Of course, Mo Tianji was an exception!
Mo Tian Ji was using this limited information to make inferences step by step. He was making plans step by step!
When Chu Yang met him in the study, he realized that Mo Tianji had already sorted out the information about the big clans. There were dozens of types! They were sorted and put into the book.
And Mo Tianji was still frowning and saying incomplete things.
Chu Yang only took one look and immediately felt a headache coming on! He had never thought that someone's thinking could be so meticulous!
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