After hearing the words of the bald monk, Lin Fan went silent. To think that so many things had happened!
"Benefactor, where have you been for the past five years? Venerable Shakya asked.
"This …!" For a moment or so, Lin Fan did not know how to reply. Could he say that he had been f * cked by a chick for a full five years?
"I went into secluded cultivation." Eventually, this was the only solution he could come up with.
"So that's the case. This poor monk was wondering why Benefactor's strength had gotten even stronger after not seeing him for a few years. Seems like he went into secluded cultivation." Venerable Shakya lamented. No wonder he hadn't heard any news of Benefactor in the past few years.
Just then, Lin Fan released Chick from Cave Heaven.
"Cuckcuckoo!"
The moment Chick came out, he raised his head and snorted loudly.
When Venerable Shakya caught sight of Chick, his face lit up with joy, "Benefactor, you're just in time! This poor monk is about to die of hunger! Just in time to roast this chicken!"
At this moment, Chicky was stretching his back lazily and enjoying the fresh air. The moment he heard these words, he was enraged. He then spun his head around furiously and glared at Reverend Shakya with those angered eyes of his.
"Bald monk, who did you say you wanted to roast?" Chick was enraged. To think that this bald monk would want to roast him! Damn it!
"This chicken can talk …!" Venerable Shakya was shocked to see a chicken that could talk. It was rare to see a chicken that could talk!
"Stop quarreling. This is Chick, and this is bald monk. You guys should get to know each other." Lin Fan said.
"Oh, so it's Brother Chicken. It's an honor to meet you." Venerable Shakya stretched out his hand, implying that they should shake hands and reconcile.
However, for Chicky, this wasn't something that could be resolved so easily. He then leaped up and hopped onto Reverend Shakya's bald head.
"Brother Chicken, you sure are lively," said Venerable Shakya with a smile.
When Lin Fan saw how friendly Chick was to Venerable Shakya, he felt a little strange. Could it be that he had changed?
But all of a sudden, Reverend Shakya yelled out, "Why is the top of my head feeling so warm?"
"Damn, Brother Chicken, you've taken a dump."
When Lin Fan heard this, he spun his head around and realized that Chick had actually placed a big pot on the bald donkey's head. Furthermore, it was steaming hot and was emitting white smoke.
"Cuckcuckoo …!" Chick cried out happily before leaping onto Lin Fan's shoulders. Retracting his wings, he placed his hands on his waist, "Bald monk, watch your words in the future. How old are you now? Why are you still talking like a kid? You can't even be compared to me, Chick!"
Venerable Shakya, "…"
Lin Fan, "…"
…
At this moment in the Buddha race …
The Buddha race had changed. It was no longer the same as before. Instead, it was filled with Buddhist chants, and it wasn't quiet at all.
Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss …
A bunch of Buddhas and Buddha Lords were seated cross-legged, looking at the utmost powerful being who was seated high up on the platform with respect.
At this moment in the Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, Buddhist skills had taken the form of a series of golden dragons that coiled around in the void. This was the Ancestral Buddha imparting Buddhist skills. As for those Buddhas, they were listening with great interest as though they were intoxicated.
But for those Buddha Lords, they were extremely dispirited.
In the past, they were powerful beings of the Buddha race who controlled the entire race. But ever since this mysterious Ancestral Buddha had arrived, everything had changed.
They had turned into third-rate beings of the Buddha race. How in the world was this something that they could tolerate?
This was especially the case with the seats that they were seated at right now, which were arranged according to their levels.
As for those Buddhas and Worldly Buddhas in front of them, they did not know where they had come from. It was as though they had appeared out of nowhere. And the thing that was even more intolerable for those Buddha Lords was that the strength of these fellas was even stronger than theirs!
Was there still any bloody justice in the world? Since when did powerful beings become so worthless?
For those Buddha Lords, this was truly a f * cking dogsh * t!
Creak!
All of a sudden, those few empty Buddha seats exploded out, causing the faces of all the surrounding Buddhas to turn pale.
As for the Ancestral Buddha who was seated on his throne, he suddenly opened his eyes as a boundless voice boomed out through the void.
"Golden Bell World Buddha, Glaring Buddha … has been slain by the Evil Devil and has returned to the Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss …!"
"Amitabha!"
When the surrounding Buddhas heard this, they chanted out their sutras with a calm look on their faces.
When the Buddha Lords caught sight of everything before them, they exploded out. This man was killed, and yet he was still this calm? Did he have to be this calm?
In the eyes of the Buddha Lords, these few fellas must have gone to hunt down that lad, Venerable Shakya. But now that the Buddha seats were destroyed, it seemed like that lad had escaped from this calamity.
Good job!
Indeed, he was a genius of the Buddha race to be able to f * ck up all those old fogeys!
For these Buddha Lords, they had suffered quite a bit. Not only that, they were looked down upon by these fellas as well. Now that the geniuses of the Buddha race had killed all those old fogeys, it would definitely be a great way for them to vent their frustrations.
"Seems like Yours Truly will have to make a trip down." The Ancestral Buddha protected his body with a series of Buddha Dragons coiling around him. He then looked up into the endless void and headed forth with his true body.
"Farewell, Buddha!" All the surrounding Buddhas cheered out.
When the Buddha Lords caught sight of everything before them, they were flustered in their hearts. If this motherf * cker were to head forth with his true body, would that lad, Shakya, be able to hold on?
At this moment, Venerable Shakya was glaring at Chick in rage. At the same time, Chick was glaring back at Venerable Shakya without showing any signs of weakness. It was as though he was ready to go all out at any moment.
"Hold on, someone's coming."
Just at this moment, something happened in the void.
Initially, there were no clouds in the sky. But all of a sudden, a bunch of white clouds covered the entire sky. From within the white clouds, a golden glow that was filled with a Buddhist nature seeped out.
"Amitabha."
A boundless Buddhist voice reverberated through the void. As though it was being split apart by someone, the white clouds split to the left and right as a Golden Buddha appeared in the void.
"It's him! It's him …!" When Venerable Shakya caught sight of who it was, he yelped out in shock.
For Venerable Shakya, this fella was absolutely horrifying!
"Shakyamuni, as a sinner of the Buddha race, why must you resist so bitterly? Follow Yours Truly back to the Western Pure Land." The authoritative voice of the Ancestral Buddha rattled the entire world. The entire world seemed as though it had turned into a world of the Buddha race, with Buddha dragons dancing in the skies.
"F * ck your mother's sh * t! Go back to your mother's Western Pure Land!" Venerable Shakya hollered out. Now that his Old Bro was here, how could he be afraid of this sh * t?
At this moment, Lin Fan looked at Venerable Shakya with a bewildered expression, "Bald monk, your name is Shakyamuni?"
"That's right. That's my full name. However, this poor monk wishes for Benefactor to call me Venerable Shakya." Venerable Shakya replied.
"Holy f * ck …!" Lin Fan felt really weird in his heart.
But at this moment, the Ancestral Buddha up in the void did not seem to be simple at all.
"This Benefactor here, you are fated with our Buddha race. You can join our Buddhist race." Looking at Lin Fan, the Ancestral Buddha remarked calmly.
"Join your mother …!" Lin Fan hadn't expected this bald monk to try and bluff him into joining the Buddha race! Wasn't this just f * cking him up?
"Hmph!"
All of a sudden, the Ancestral Buddha was enraged as that boundless palm strike descended down from the Heavens, "Benefactor, repent before it's too late!"
"Benefactor, I'll leave this to you …!" When Venerable Shakya caught sight of everything before him, he yelled out and retreated.
A battle of this level was something that he couldn't interfere in. He could only let Lin Fan unleash his full potential.
And for Lin Fan, this bald monk seemed to be a little strong.
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