Even though it was late at night, the scenery of the Guarded Ground was still as beautiful as ever.
"Good night, brothers …!"
"I'm not drunk! Let's go again!"
"Today was way too satisfying! My stomach is stuffed to death! To think that I would be able to afford the meat of a Sea Nether Water Dragon in my lifetime!"
"Everyone, you guys must have had a good time today, right? Go back and have a good rest. We're going to fight with the Raging Desolate Party tomorrow. We've got to let them know the strength of our Revolutionary Army!"
"That's right! Raging Desolate Party and whatnot? In front of our Revolutionary Army, they're nothing but weaklings!"
"You must have had too much to drink! You must have had too much to drink! To think that you were worried earlier on! HAHAHA …!"
Looking at these passionate members, Venerable Shakya chuckled out. However, for Venerable Shakya, this was a night where he had continuously broken his precepts.
Drinking, vulgarities, talking about life with chicks, et cetera. He hadn't abstained from anything that he should.
However, for Venerable Shakya, it was enough as long as the Buddha remained in his heart. As for the rest, he wasn't too bothered.
"Eh? Where did Benefactor go? Did any of you guys see where the party leader went?" Venerable Shakya walked out of Lin Fan's house and asked curiously.
The members of the Revolutionary Army were all flushed red from drinking. They then shook their heads, "I've got no idea! We've never seen the party leader!"
"That's right! We don't even know where the party leader went!"
"That's really weird!" Venerable Shakya scratched his bald head. Where had Benefactor gone to?
He wanted to discuss the situation tomorrow with the other party, but he couldn't find him anywhere.
…
At this moment, in a campsite far away …
Even though a figure had entered Stealth mode, he was still acting sneakily.
"Given the strength of the Raging Desolate Party right now, if I don't come up with some tricks, the Revolutionary Army will definitely be wiped out tomorrow!" Lin Fan had ventured deep into the back of the campsite. For the sake of victory, he had sacrificed way too much.
At this moment, Lin Fan was sneakily stopping outside a house.
For this operation, Lin Fan did not intend to alarm Hong Jingtian. The battle tomorrow would definitely be between him and Hong Jingtian. Even without the Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star, Lin Fan was confident that he could wallop the other party so badly that even his parents wouldn't be able to recognize him.
However, the other parties were naturally no match for the members of the Raging Desolate Party.
"Everything is ready. I've already gotten everyone to protect those places well. We'll definitely not let those despicable moves of the Revolutionary Army hit them." A member said.
"Alright, alright. Go back and rest," said Qin Long.
"Yes, Vice-Captain."
Lin Fan, who had been eavesdropping outside the window, was slightly taken aback. "To think that the Raging Desolate Party would be prepared for this. Seems like we have to succeed today. Otherwise, the Revolutionary Army will truly be in for a tragedy tomorrow."
As the vice-captain of the Raging Desolate Team, Qin Long was not too concerned about tomorrow's battle.
He could see it clearly. The reason why the Revolutionary Army was able to rise like the sun in the sky was all because of that human, Lin Fan. If not for this human, Lin Fan, the Revolutionary Army would be nothing more than a bunch of ants.
Tomorrow, the party leader would be facing off against that Lin Fan. Therefore, the rest of the Raging Desolate Party were even less of a threat to them.
However, he had also found out that the methods of the Revolutionary Army were extremely devious. In order to avoid any unnecessary trouble, he had his party members make their preparations as well.
"Hehe. You've got some capabilities. However, if you dare to fight against the Revolutionary Army of the Young Master, you've got to be prepared." Lin Fan laughed out deviously. He then flicked out with his finger, causing a colorless and odorless mist to seep into the house.
This was Lin Fan's latest creation, the mist!
Lin Fan had exchanged for so many herbs. If he wanted to cultivate out some devious pills, wouldn't that be a piece of cake?
Qin Long was deep in thought within the house. All of a sudden, he frowned and rubbed his tummy.
"Eh? That's weird."
All of a sudden, Qin Long realized that his tummy was feeling a little uncomfortable. A pain was rising up slowly.
As time passed by, this situation was getting more and more serious.
Urgh!
A series of fart sounds rang out. Qin Long's face changed as his face alternated between shades of green and red.
"Not good! I've got to relieve myself!"
Divine celestial powerful beings would never experience any sort of stomachache. After all, having cultivated to such a state, one's body would have long undergone a metamorphosis.
Unless they consumed some godly pill that could change their body constitution, something as such would never happen under normal circumstances.
Urgh!
Urgh!
With every step that Qin Long took, he would let out a heaven-shattering fart.
"Thankfully, there's no one around. Otherwise, this would be one hell of an embarrassment." Qin Long checked out his surroundings. Realizing that there was no one around, he could not help but heave out a sigh of relief.
A period of time later …
Qin Long took in a deep breath. The pain from earlier on had vanished entirely, and he was no longer walking or farting anymore. However, the moment he returned to his house, his face changed once more.
"It can't be, right? Why is it here again?"
"That can't be! I haven't consumed any pills recently either! Could something have gone wrong with my cultivation? No, I can't take it anymore! I've got to relieve myself! "
After going back and forth a couple of times, Qin Long was on the verge of breaking down.
Because Qin Long had farted way too many times, the entire house was starting to stink a little.
Something like this was something that Qin Long was too embarrassed to tell anyone else. Therefore, he could only do it sneakily, as though he was afraid of being discovered.
After all, he was the vice party leader! If the other members were to find out that a vice party leader like him would actually fart, that would be a huge embarrassment!
Lin Fan hid in the dark and pinched his nose. His lips curled into a grin as well.
"Hehe! The Young Master's methods are truly extraordinary! To think that a casual pill that he has cultivated out would possess such power! Isn't that enough to f * ck you guys over?"
"From night to morning, he's going to sh * t a few hundred times! Isn't that enough to make your legs wobble? Even if your anus were made of steel, it would have rusted by now!"
Lin Fan snuck out of Qin Long's house and headed towards the houses of the other members.
"Mmm, mmm …!"
Just at this moment, a discordant voice rang out in Lin Fan's ears.
Lin Fan's face froze up as he remained silent.
"Big Brother Xiang, can you last a little longer tonight?"
"Fu'er, we're going to have to fight with the Revolutionary Army tomorrow! You've got to rest up!"
"Big Brother Xiang, the Revolutionary Army is really weak! There's no need for you to worry about it at all! In the past, you've always been careless about things. But tonight, I'm in the mood!"
"T-this … you've got to rest well!"
Big Brother Xiang's face was a little awkward right now. He was born with a short lifespan. No matter how high his cultivation state was, there was nothing he could do about it. However, as a man, how could he say that he couldn't do it?
In the past, he had always relied on his wits and wits to evade everything. How could he be seen through this time around?
"Fu'er, let's end this earlier. Tomorrow, we'll teach the Revolutionary Army a good lesson. Big Brother Xiang will definitely not shirk away the next time around." Big Brother Xiang found an excuse. After all, he felt that he couldn't hold on any longer. If he didn't say it out intentionally, he would truly be looked down upon.
"Big Brother Xiang …?" A dissatisfied voice sounded out.
"Aiyoh! What a huge stain on your life! But thankfully, you've met the Young Master. You can count yourself lucky. Naturally, I won't let you throw away the face of a man. Since the Young Master is being kind, I'll help you out." Lin Fan did not think too much about it as he had his Brother Da Vinco enter the house.
"Eh? Big Brother Xiang, you …!" The chick realized that something was wrong.
"Eh?" Big Brother Xiang had not expected this to happen. He had clearly felt that way earlier on! How could this be?
All of a sudden, Big Brother Xiang realized that he was filled with energy. It was as though he could fight for 300 rounds right now. His heart skipped a beat.
"Could it be that it's not that I can't do it, but that I'm thinking too much?"
"That's right! That must be the case! Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense!"
All of a sudden, Big Brother Xiang looked at the chick, "Fu'er, I'm coming …!"
…
Helping yet another pair of discordant men and women, Lin Fan's heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment. With the addition of his Brother Da Vinco, the two of them could forget about sleeping tonight.
Unknowingly, Lin Fan could not help but lament out. He was truly a good man who loved to help others!
Lin Fan then snuck into another place and continued with his grand plan.
This night was filled with discordant noises.
Fart noises!
Just like a beautiful melody, they intertwined together.
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