Lin Fan was taken aback. He could only feel his head spinning. Within this earth-shattering fart, there seemed to be an aura that no one could defend against.
Lin Fan, who was in Stealth mode, clutched at his chest, as though he could barely breathe. His physical body state was already at a lesser celestial full cultivation state. Even though his cultivation base wasn't that high, he wasn't someone who could be knocked unconscious by a single fart.
'Urgh …!'
'Urgh …!'
"So comfortable …!" Yao Wuxie's face was flushed with pleasure.
"I can't stay here any longer, or I'll die!" Lin Fan's face froze up. He wanted to leave this place, but Yao Wuxie did not give him the chance to do so as he let out a few more farts.
'Bloody hell! I can't take it anymore! My eyes are starting to sting!'
There was a deep pit at the side, which was separated from Yao Wuxie by a partition. No matter what, he couldn't just reveal himself out in the open. With much difficulty, Lin Fan strode over to the other side of the pit. Eventually, he could not take it any longer. Exiting his Stealth mode, he held onto the railing and puked out.
"Bro, can you stop?"
The moment Yao Wuxie, who was in a state of pleasure, heard this voice, his heart skipped a beat. How could there be someone here? He had seen that there was no one around earlier on! Was he hallucinating?
"Who are you? What are you doing here? "Yao Wuxie was stumped. He could not understand why there would be someone here.
"This is a public place! Why can't I be here? Can you stop?" Lin Fan yelled out. Just what was this guy made of? Could he kill someone with a single fart? How could he be this scary?
"Last one! Just the last one!" Yao Wuxie's voice was trembling, as though he was preparing for his final move.
The moment Lin Fan heard this, his head started to hurt. He couldn't blame anyone else for this. If he hadn't chosen the wrong target, he wouldn't have to suffer like this.
"Hold on! Let me go out first …!" Lin Fan struggled to move his feet. There was definitely something wrong with this Yao Wuxie. To think that a single fart could cause one to faint. Just what sort of a person was this?
However, when Lin Fan reached the door and was about to open it, it was too late.
"I can't hold it in anymore!" Yao Wuxie's hurried voice rang out.
"No …!"
"Urgh …!"
Immediately, the heavens collapsed and the earth split apart. The seas dried up and the rocks melted. A stinky fart had unleashed the highest realm.
That fart was like the sound of nature.
The few lackeys outside heard the noise and looked at each other. However, they were already used to it. This Young Master was just like that. He liked to fart since he was young and his farts were very loud.
Last time, someone had gotten so close to him that his face turned pale and he vomited for three days straight. In the end, they also knew that Young Master Yao's farts were extraordinary.
At this moment, Lin Fan could no longer hold it in and fainted. The world was so big that nothing was too strange. Lin Fan had never heard of a fart that could make someone faint to death. But now, he believed it. After all, he might be the first person to faint to death.
"Brother, just you wait! Please don't die …!" Looking at how the man had fainted on the ground, Yao Wuxie panicked a little. He then pulled up his pants and carried Lin Fan over his shoulders.
Yao Wuxie was probably the only one who would do something as despicable as taking off his pants and farting.
"Guys, hurry up and help me …!" Yao Wuxie beckoned to his lackeys outside.
At the same time, Yao Wuxie was blaming himself in his heart. How could he not have seen it clearly from the start? It was all his fault for being too hasty and not being able to hold it in. If he had realized that there was someone around, this wouldn't have happened.
He was probably going to cause the death of yet another person.
To Yao Wuxie, this was a heart-wrenching thing.
...
After a long time, Lin Fan regained consciousness. Focusing his mind, he opened his eyes.
Looking at the surroundings, it should be a room. The soft mattress and exquisite furniture all showed that this place was very rich.
Thinking back to those farts earlier on, Lin Fan's face froze up. This was the toughest thing that Lin Fan had ever encountered. It was truly impossible to guard against.
Just who in the Yao Family was this guy? His cultivation base wasn't high, but to think that he would have such a talent. This was unbelievable!
Creak …!
Just then, the wooden door of the house was pushed open as a man walked in. It was none other than Yao Wuxie.
"Brother, are you alright? You scared me to death! I thought that I was going to cause the death of yet another person!" Looking at Lin Fan waking up, Yao Wuxie patted his chest in relief.
"But you're way too strong! To think that you're still alive!" Yao Wuxie then let out a startled expression. Evidently, this man before him was able to smell his fart and not die at all!
Lin Fan sat on the bed and rolled his eyes. Did this guy have a screw loose in his head?
But what Lin Fan did not know was that Yao Wuxie had always been known to fart since he was young.
Yao Wuxie's potential was mediocre. Even after the Old Master of the Yao Family expended countless treasures to cultivate pills that could change his potential, it was useless. In the end, he was abandoned by the Yao Family and no longer had any resources on him.
After losing the love and care of his family, Yao Wuxie was lonely and empty. In the end, he only had a little beast by his side. This little beast that had accompanied him for so long had died many years ago under Yao Wuxie's sorrowful gaze.
The reason was because Yao Wuxie was farting in his room. For some reason, the little beast had barged in and fainted from the fart. Even if Yao Wuxie had used up all his pills, there was nothing he could do.
From then on, Yao Wuxie was even more mindful of the environment he was in when he farted. He was afraid that someone would die because of him.
"Where am I?" Lin Fan asked.
"This is the Yao Family. My place." Yao Wuxie chuckled. "But you're pretty ferocious. Oh, right. How did you not die? Can you tell me?"
Lin Fan looked at Yao Wuxie and thought for a while. "That's a long story. I can't explain it in a short time."
Lin Fan was penniless right now. He could not stay in the Dead Demon City for too long. For the next few days, he would just hang around and check out the situation of the Dead Demon Seas.
After all, there must be a reason why the Dead Demon City was built in the Dead Demon Seas. It couldn't be built for no reason.
"Alright, I'm not in a hurry. Since it's because of me, I'm not an irresponsible person. You just have to stay here. I guarantee that nothing will happen. Let me tell you, in the Yao Family, I'm someone who can do whatever I want. If you meet with any trouble in the Dead Demon City, you just have to say my name and no one will dare to bully you." Yao Wuxie said arrogantly.
"Alright." Lin Fan smiled and nodded his head. Seemed like he was right. Even though Yao Wuxie's cultivation base wasn't that high, with his status, nothing could possibly happen to him.
"Yao Wuxie, Yours Truly is here! Come out and let Yours Truly practice!" Just then, a loud voice rang out from outside.
Lin Fan was stumped. Didn't he say that he could do whatever he wanted? Wasn't this face slapping way too fast?
The moment Yao Wuxie heard this voice, his tiny little body jerked momentarily. However, when he saw that Lin Fan was here, he acted as though nothing had happened and waved his hand, "You just have to rest well. That's my big brother outside. Both of us have a really good relationship, and we would often spar and complement each other."
"Oh …" Looking at Yao Wuxie, Lin Fan nodded his head in a daze.
This guy was a talent indeed.
PS: I've got my own Wechat account now. Everyone, come and follow 'Xinfeng'. You'll be able to see my peerless beauty.
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