Father.
The word was crisp and clear.
Er Ya, who was standing at the side, opened her mouth in an 'O' shape, and her eyes widened.
This … this little boy was master's son?
Oh my god!
This was unbelievable!
Who was the mother?
No!
She had never heard of master having a wife. How did a son suddenly appear? Was this the legendary 'becoming a father'?
Although Er Ya had always been in the Sky Origin Soul Suppressing Pagoda, she actually knew quite a lot.
Jun Changxiao was dumbfounded.
A little brat suddenly jumped out of the flames and called him father. This … if his girlfriend heard this, he would not be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River!
"Girlfriend? The host is dreaming. "The system ridiculed.
"Father!"
The child said, "I'm hungry!"
"Bang!"
Jun Changxiao slapped the little guy from the lotus to the ground and roared, "I'm still a virgin, how can I have a child!"
"Wuwuwu …"
The child cried, "Father, you're so heartless!"
Er Ya could not stand it anymore and hurried over to persuade him, "Master, even a vicious tiger will not eat its cubs. You must calm down!"
"…"
Jun Changxiao's mentality completely exploded.
For more than a thousand years, he had always kept his chastity. Suddenly, a child called him father. Even if he wanted to be a father, he could not be like this!
"Phew!"
Suppressing the collapse of his heart, Jun Changxiao let go of his hand and said with a serious face, "Who are you?"
"I was born from father's body, so I am father's son!" The child said.
"I see."
Er Ya suddenly realized, "Master, this should be the spirit of the fire spirit. It has grown from a fetus to a nascent soul. Not only does it have spiritual wisdom, it also has a body."
"Pfft!"
Jun Changxiao spat out a mouthful of blood.
This guy was born from his body. Didn't that mean it had both female and male functions?!
The system said, "No wonder the host has the physique of loneliness. It turns out that the follow-up work of a male and female pairing can be done by yourself."
This ridicule was so sharp that Jun Changxiao almost spat out blood again.
"Father …"
Suddenly, another childish voice was heard.
Jun Changxiao was stunned as if he had been struck by lightning. Then, he turned his head extremely stiffly and saw a two or three-year-old baby boy tied up with a rope in the area that had been purified all along. He looked even cuter than the Fire Spirit.
"Master!"
Erya exclaimed, "This is an evil spirit. Not only has it been completely purified into an infant body, it even treats you as its own father!"
"Ahhh — — —"
Jun Changxiao looked up at the sky and screamed. Soon after, he fell to the ground and fainted.
…
In the process of purifying the Great Dark Demon King, the Fire Spirit had undergone actual combat and improved by leaps and bounds in the short span of a month. Not only had it successfully killed the Great Dark Demon King, but it had also improved in all aspects.
This was definitely killing two birds with one stone, a double blessing!
However, Jun Changxiao was not happy because the mission was completed and he had two sons for no reason.
"Jun Patriarch, although you are handsome and have a successful career, I can't accept the fact that you have two children. So... I'm sorry, we're not suitable for each other."
"Miss! Listen to my explanation! "
Jun Changxiao hurriedly chased after the graceful figure that was gradually disappearing, but he couldn't catch up no matter how hard he tried. In the end, he woke up from his dream with his forehead covered in sweat.
"A dream!"
"So it was a dream!"
He wiped the sweat from his forehead and his expression stiffened in the next second.
There were two children sleeping soundly on the bed. One was sucking on his thumb and the other had bubbles hanging from his nose.
Although the Fire Spirit's form was similar to a human child, there was a flame mark between its eyebrows. The Evil Spirit had been purified and was extremely cute.
Through the cabin entrance, he looked at the endless darkness.
Jun Changxiao shed an extremely precious tear and said, "This is not the life I want..."
…
"Munch munch."
In the warship's cafeteria, the Fire Spirit and the Evil Spirit wolfed down their food as if they had been hungry for a long time.
Shang Youhen watched the plates slowly stack up and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Patriarch, your two sons can really eat."
"Peng!"
"Plop!"
His Highness the Prince fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
Jun Changxiao clenched his fists, spread his legs and stepped on the chair, and said angrily: "Remember this, these are only two attributes!"
"Remember …" "Remember …"
The Fire Spirit was born in the Dantian, and the Evil Spirit was purified by Gou Sheng and signed a contract.
Although the two of them had human bodies, they were not real humans. They were nothing more than two attributes that Jun Changxiao controlled.
But he couldn't stop them from calling him 'father'.
… ….
"Dad, I'm hungry again!"
"Dad, I still want to eat fried rice!"
"Dad, why are you so unhappy?"
"Dad, do you want me to tell you a dirty joke?"
The two Infant Spirits were like ghosts that wouldn't go away. Every day, they would pester Jun Changxiao, causing him to almost lose his mind.
The most devastated thing was.
The Fire Spirit's temper was a bit irritable. He would beat up the Evil Spirit if he didn't agree with him.
"Dad!"
"Fire Child hit me again! Wu wu wu … "
"Enough!"
"I've had enough!"
Finally, one day, Jun Changxiao couldn't help but roar out loud.
As if realizing that their father was angry, the Fire Spirit and the Evil Spirit stood together obediently. The two brothers lowered their heads as if they had made a big mistake, and tears of grievance welled up in their eyes.
Seeing this, Jun Changxiao's heart suddenly ached.
The system said: "Although the Fire Spirit and the Evil Spirit are two types of heaven and earth attributes, one was born from the host's body, and the other was purified and signed a contract. They are no different from their own flesh and blood."
… ….
"A chopstick can be easily broken."
"What if it's two chopsticks, or more chopsticks?"
In the end, Jun Changxiao did not harden his heart to reprimand them. Instead, he planned to teach them a lesson, so he took out two chopsticks and folded them up.
"…"
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
"Shua!"
Jun Changxiao took out two large iron rods that were comparable to holy rank and handed them over, and said: "Try it, see if you can break two chopsticks."
"Why don't you take out the Sky Tyrant Spear and let them break it!" The system complained.
"Father."
The Fire Spirit took one, his hands covered in flames, and said proudly: "Do you have to break it? Can't you burn it? "
"Hu hu!"
Under the intense and scorching flames, the big iron rod was instantly melted into a slurry.
"…"
The corner of Jun Changxiao's mouth twitched.
"Father."
The Evil Spirit took the big iron rod and said weakly: "Do you have to break it? Can't you corrode it? "
"Hu hu hu!"
A strange attribute spread out from his palm, instantly corroding the iron rod into nothingness.
"Plop!"
Jun Changxiao fainted once again.
I f * cking told you that brothers had to be united. If you didn't burn it with fire, then you had to corrode it. What's the difference between this and asking me if my eyes are sore from hacking for three days and three nights from Nantian Gate to Penglai East Road!
However …
What made Gou Sheng feel gratified was that.
The two little fellows seemed to be very powerful. As long as they were nurtured in the future, they would definitely be of great use.
The system said: "A spirit body that was only born in the mortal universe is much stronger than a plane's attribute. The host has obtained two, what is there to be unhappy about?"
"That's true."
Jun Changxiao began to put down his prejudices and accepted the two children with an open heart.
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