"The number one in the world is here. He has been unhindered for twenty years. Who can resist him?" A donkey's voice rolled in the distance.
"Moo!"
At the same time, a black light swept through heaven and earth along with the bull's roar like a huge mountain. It was a black yak with a huge physique. He was as fast as lightning as he fought fiercely with someone.
"How dare you bully my brother! Get your weapons and attack!" Ouyang Feng was the first to shout. He rushed forward and actually saw the old donkey and the black yak. He was originally going to find them.
Chu Feng didn't say anything after seeing this. He directly rushed toward the horizon and swept out his Yin Yang Light to bombard those enemies.
Those attackers were a group of roving bandits. There were humans and vicious beasts among them. They ran amok in the wasteland and were all very fierce. If it wasn't for the black yak and the old donkey being valiant, they might've been killed.
Behind them, Ying Zhexian, Qin Luoyin, and Ying Wudi also moved out. They came from the same cosmos, so they naturally had to help.
The Little Daoist braced himself and went forward. He saw that there were five or six uncles in the group. Fortunately, not all of them came. Otherwise, just shouting along the way would've given him a headache.
"Moo, Chu Feng? Is he a human or a ghost? Didn't they say you threw yourself into the millstone to commit suicide? "the black yak cried out strangely and jumped up in excitement.
When they learned that Chu Feng had disappeared some time ago, it was like a bolt from the blue. It made them very worried for a moment.
Threw himself into the millstone to commit suicide? Chu Feng's face darkened. Who was spreading rumors? He looked at Ouyang Feng and the Little Daoist before sweeping a glance at Ying Wudi. He reckoned that the three of them couldn't escape.
"Hee-haw, hee-haw, you scared Grandpa Donkey to death. I thought I saw a ghost in broad daylight. Haha, Brother Chu Feng, I'm so happy to see you. I didn't think we'd meet again in this land of the Fallen. It's fate. I was scared to death when I heard you threw yourself into the millstone to commit suicide. I felt that life was meaningless, but now I finally have the courage to continue living. "
The corner of Chu Feng's mouth twitched when he heard that, and he reprimanded, "What nonsense are you talking about? You're making it sound like I'm having an ambiguous relationship with you. Do you think you're a peerless beauty that can topple a city?"
Old Donkey laughed dryly and explained, "No, you've misunderstood. What I mean is that the heavens don't even want a scourge like you, yet you're still able to come back alive and kicking. This is truly a great encouragement to us. Good people like us rarely sell saint sons and goddesses. We'll definitely be able to live longer."
"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground. Do you want me to have a taste?" Chu Feng sneered at it.
"Preposterous! Do you all think this one is made of paper? Flirting in front of me, all of you deserve death!" The leader of the bandits shouted.
It was a mammoth, covered with long, golden fur. It was huge, and as it galloped, the ground quaked and the mountains shook as it charged toward Chu Feng.
"F * ck, what kind of eyesight is that? Which eye of yours saw Grandpa Donkey flirting? As a member of a scholarly aristocratic family, Grandpa Donkey has always been very orthodox. My aesthetic standards are also very normal, okay?" He propped up a pair of large ears and bared his teeth as he said, "I like those with large ears and strong, snow-white teeth when they smile. It's best if they're from the Pegasus Race. If that doesn't work, beauties from the Unicorn Race will also do. Are you questioning Grandpa Donkey's aesthetic standards?"
Chu Feng wanted to kick him to death and send him flying.
As for that mammoth, it immediately turned around and charged toward Old Donkey. Its pair of tusks glowed and transformed into two secret treasures that flew out. They flickered with cold light as if they were going to split open the void.
"Chi!"
At the crucial moment, Ouyang Feng made a move. He was very loyal and helped Old Donkey block two curved blades as he fought the bandit leader.
"Brother, quickly attack! There's a golden body expert here!" Even further away, the Manchurian Tiger howled as it frantically fled.
At this moment, Ying Zhexian and the Little Daoist had also charged over. Chu Feng didn't hesitate as he was afraid that something would happen if he delayed any longer. He rushed toward Ying Zhexian and requested to join hands to use the Wonderful Seven Treasures Technique to end the battle quickly.
Chi!
The two of them flew together and streaked across the sky like a gorgeous rainbow. They sprinkled down a large expanse of light rain with terrifying might, and the bandits below continuously screamed miserably.
It was only a wave of attacks, but a dozen or so people lost their lives.
"Go!"
The mammoth was greatly shocked and turned around to run, but it was already too late. Chu Feng and Ying Zhexian were like a pair of immortal companions as they crossed the sky and swept down a gorgeous multicolored light to kill him. His enormous body immediately exploded and turned into blood and bones.
The group of bandits was terrified and their faces were pale as they scattered in all directions. In the end, they were chased and killed, and ninety percent of them died here.
"Brother, I missed you to death. It's good that you're alright." The Manchurian Tiger and the Horse King also rushed over and hugged him passionately.
In addition, there was also the Mastiff King, Old Donkey, and the big black yak. A total of five people rushed over.
"Brother, it's good that you're alright. It's a cause for celebration that you've returned safely." The big black yak also went forward and hugged him warmly.
"What kind of technique did Chu Feng and your sister use just now? Was it the legendary Flying Together and having telepathy? Or was it a pure dual cultivation technique?" the Old Donkey asked Ying Wudi in a low voice.
Ying Wudi's face turned purple, but he restrained himself from getting angry.
When everyone met, they were naturally incomparably enthusiastic and lively. It took a long time before they calmed down.
In the end, Chu Feng asked, "Where's Yaoyao and the others?"
"Princess Yao discovered traces of a divine beast's heir and brought some people over to discuss some follow-up cooperation matters," the Horse King informed.
"What kind of cooperation?" Chu Feng was curious.
"She most likely wants to borrow some divine beast blood from the other party," the Manchurian Tiger replied with a serious expression.
Chu Feng was speechless. They were going to rob the divine beast's heir, so why did they have to speak so elegantly? They weren't outsiders!
The Manchurian Tiger said, "Cough, isn't this … Sister-in-law is here? I'm afraid it won't be a good influence, so I chew on my words and try not to speak so boldly."
If this was called elegance and chew on words, wasn't it all plain talk?
"Oh my, Nephew Gu is becoming more and more handsome." The old donkey enthusiastically went forward and greeted the Little Daoist. He immediately picked him up and bared his teeth at him with a smile.
The Little Daoist also smiled. After all, he was being praised.
"Look, don't we look like uncle and nephew? We're too fated. We both have the same long ears and snow-white teeth. Just looking at us is pleasing to the eye."
The Little Daoist's little face immediately darkened. Motherf * cker, what kind of expression is that? They look like nothing.
The big black yak finally said something fair and said, "Don't mess things up. Nephew Gu is so handsome, how can you compare to him? Do you see? His face is slightly dark, and his skin color is similar to mine. People of our type all possess healthy and honest exemplary temperaments."
The Little Daoist's face darkened even more as he looked at the big black yak with an unfriendly expression. You're already dark from head to toe, yet you still have the nerve to say that I'm the same type as you? Are you praising or cursing?
The big black yak nodded further and said, "Look, Nephew Gu's face is even darker. It's becoming more and more in line with my heroic temperament. His small appearance is too handsome. I can't help but recall myself when I was young when I saw him."
"All of you, shut up. How can you praise people like this? Don't speak if you don't know how to speak!" The Horse King berated them and walked forward while rubbing his shiny bald head. He revealed a good-natured smile.
The Little Daoist immediately became vigilant and rushed to say, "I have a head of jet-black long hair. I'm not bald, so I don't look like you!"
"Look, Nephew Gu is so smart that he's scared from your praise. He's giving me a warning in advance. Don't worry, your Uncle Ma is meticulous. How can I speak so crudely like this bunch of uncouth men? Nephew Gu is indeed beautiful. Look at that small cherry mouth and those rippling eyes. They're practically … "At this point, he looked at Ying Zhexian and said," He's too similar to Fairy Ying. They're practically identical. In the future, he'll certainly be as handsome as jade and become the number one handsome man under the starry skies. Both mother and son have outstanding elegant demeanors, like immortals descending to the mortal world.
The Horse King was immensely proud of himself after he finished speaking. He believed that he had a godly boot-licking skill. If the Old Ma Family dared to say that they were number one under the heavens, no one would dare to say that they were number two. As a matter of fact, he even praised his child's mother.
However, everyone present was petrified and relatively silent. Qin Luoyin and Ying Zhexian, in particular, had slightly darkened charming faces and wanted to beat him up.
The Little Daoist silently turned around. He felt that the injury he received was even more severe than before. This group of uncles … were too unreliable!
"What's wrong with you guys?" The Horse King still hadn't figured out what was going on. He asked Ying Tian and said, "Brother Ying, don't you think so? It's also your Ying family's fortune to have such a biological nephew and biological sister's child."
Ying Wudi's complexion turned from black to green. Even his eyes were oily green as he gnashed his teeth and said, "Shut up!"
The Horse King straightened his neck and said, "F * ck! What do you mean? Are you looking down on our Earth? We're also one of the top ten planets now, and our families are well-matched. It's not an injustice for the Ying family's fairy to marry into Earth. I know, you have the face of a typical feudal parent. You want to break up a pair of lovebirds, but no way! We already have a child, so what are you going to do?! "
The Horse King chattered as he showered Ying Wudi with a torrent of dog blood. His soul light saliva splattered everywhere and was even fiercer than a toad's as it sprayed all over Ying Wudi's face.
"Stop!" Chu Feng hurriedly stopped him. Otherwise, a fight would definitely break out here.
After the Horse King found out the truth, he almost turned around and left. At the same time, he cursed in his heart. He clearly saw Chu Feng and Ying Zhexian flying side by side and displaying their dual cultivation technique, so how could the child's mother be someone else? This was too outrageous! They didn't take care of old people like them who had been single for several hundred years at all! How could they endure this?!
"Ah, I'm sorry. This is … Ahaha, Nephew Eldest is too similar to Goddess Luoyin. He's ninety percent like his mother and ten percent like his father. No wonder he's so handsome!"
However, the scene was too cold. The two women ignored him.
In the end, it was the Little Daoist who changed the topic and said, "Eh? Where's that crippled old fox Celestial Venerable?"
After they returned, their figures were nowhere to be seen. They had already escaped without a trace a long time ago.
"As expected, you're a swindler. You want to trick me into saying there's going to be a bloody calamity? How is that possible?!" The Little Daoist was still mumbling to himself at first, but after hearing that Yaoyao wasn't far away, he felt that with such a valiant aunt who made him dizzy, no one would dare to hurt her.
For this reason, he even specially sought confirmation from the big black yak and the old donkey whether Yaoyao was really about to arrive.
"I reckon she'll arrive as soon as she borrows the divine blood!" The Manchurian Tiger nodded and answered with certainty.
Yaoyao was about to arrive. The Little Daoist let out a long sigh and said, "I'm relieved now. There definitely won't be a bloody calamity."
However, Chu Feng's eyelids were twitching wildly. His conjecture was the complete opposite of his own. He reckoned that if the Little Daoist really were to encounter a bloody calamity, it would be because of Yaoyao!
He was somewhat regretful. He shouldn't have taught the Little Daoist. In a while, if he really saw Yaoyao and randomly recognized him as her relative, it would be fine if the Little Daoist encountered a bloody calamity, but even he might encounter a bloody calamity. Both father and son might be dealt with, and that would be terrible!
Chu Feng warned him before the battle, "Son, I'm telling you, when you see Sister Yaoyao in a while, you must respect her. Don't speak carelessly. Do you understand?"
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