"Ah … snake, a strange snake with eight heads, help!"
"A silver centipede! Oh my god, it's two meters long! It's chasing me! Help! Chu Feng you bastard! Is this what it means to be a woman? Hurry up and kill the insects! "
"Here it comes again! A black tiger! It smashed a thousand-pound boulder with a single claw! Ah … I can't run anymore! Bull Demon, save me! Chu Feng, save me!"
On this day, Zhou Quan was wailing like a ghost and howling like a wolf as he ran for his life. He was so tired that he was foaming at the mouth and almost convulsing. He was frightened and frightened at the same time.
Finally, it was noon. Yellow Cattle was hungry and wanted to eat. Only then did they end their journey.
At this moment, Zhou Quan's tears were about to flow out. He felt incomparably happy. It was finally over.
His throat had become hoarse. For most of the day, he was either screaming for his life or spitting fire from his mouth to fight against the giant beasts. His throat was swollen.
"Brother, you are too cruel. Not only my heart and lungs are trembling, but even my soul is trembling!" Zhou Quan sat on the ground and gasped for breath.
Looking back, the desolate mountain was filled with miasma and the roars of beasts. He really didn't want to go back there again. Today's experience was really unforgettable.
"Do you know why I can deal with the giant beasts? It's because I came here every day to train and slowly adapted to it." Chu Feng comforted him.
"How can I be compared to you? With a single punch, you can smash a boulder that weighs thousands of kilograms and kill a giant bird that is more than ten meters long. You are a monster yourself. There is no way I can survive here!" Zhou Quan shouted.
"You are a mutant. The fire you spit out can melt gold and melt rocks. As long as you can completely control it, it should be no problem for you to walk in the mountains." Chu Feng said.
He felt that as a mutant, Zhou Quan's ability could be improved. However, he needed to constantly train in order to force out the hidden power in his body.
At the same time, since Zhou Quan had grown ox horns, perhaps the fruit he ate was really related to the Ox Demon Clan. He could ask the Yellow Cattle to teach him a few tricks to save his life.
Chu Feng was very serious, expressing his worries for the future. The world was still changing, and the monsters in the mountains might rush out one day.
Besides, who knew if there would be something even more terrifying?
In this critical period, only by improving himself could he survive in the future.
Seeing how solemn he was, Zhou Quan withered. In today's world, who didn't have a sense of crisis deep in their hearts? The world was becoming more and more incomprehensible, and many people were worried.
"Brother, I know you're doing this for my own good. You're right, I'm going all out!" Zhou Quan made up his mind.
In the mountains, two people and a cow sat together, watching over the fire. The raptor's leg meat was roasted until it was golden and shiny, emitting an alluring fragrance. The oil dripped onto the fire and made sizzling sounds.
"Why is it so fragrant?" Zhou Quan had forgotten the previous suffering. Looking at the golden meat, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Especially after struggling for half a day, he felt even more unbearably hungry.
"It's cooked!"
Chu Feng sprinkled salt and a layer of honey, making the raptor's leg even more fragrant. He himself was also tempted.
"Moo!"
Two people and a cow started to fight over the delicacy.
In an instant, the place was filled with chewing and swallowing sounds. All three of them were wolfing down the food.
"Oh my god, it's amazing. I've never eaten such delicious and fragrant game. This meat is really amazing. I can't eat it outside!" Zhou Quan exclaimed.
This wasn't an exaggeration. Some vicious birds and strange beasts' meat was exceptionally delicious. With just a little processing, it would be very delicious, and the rich fragrance could permeate for a long time.
A very large bird's leg was eaten clean by them. If it wasn't for their huge appetites, they might have roasted the other leg as well.
"This is too satisfying. This taste, oh, it's even better than the Immortal Banquet. Just for this delicacy, I'll come again in the future!" Zhou Quan was incomparably satisfied. He lay there, caressing his bulging belly as if he had forgotten about his miserable appearance not long ago.
Chu Feng and Yellow Cattle were eating a type of bright red berry. It melted in the mouth, and the fruit was sweet and fragrant. It was a rare top-grade fruit.
For the past few days, they had been eating all kinds of berries as vegetables to supplement their needs. They also felt that it was sweet and tasty.
Zhou Quan tasted one and immediately snatched it. Even if his stomach was empty, he still forced himself to eat it. Moreover, he shouted that this place would really be his sweet and tender home in the future.
Yellow Cattle heard this and immediately looked down on him. He took out his communicator and ferociously poked at it, showing him the pictures he had taken earlier.
Zhou Quan flew into a rage out of humiliation after seeing it.
"Bull Demon, how dare you take pictures of me in secret. You don't capture the brilliant and heroic scene, but must you vilify me like this?" He angrily shouted there.
Each of the pictures had its own characteristics. Chu Feng glanced at them and suddenly burst into laughter.
In one picture, Zhou Quan's eyes were rolling back because of fear. He was so scared that he was about to faint. In another picture, Zhou Quan was covered in tears and snot, covering his head and scurrying away like a rat. In another picture, his pupils were wide open, and he was scared out of his wits …
There were only a few pictures, but they could be said to be "classic". All of them poked at Zhou Quan's heart and lungs.
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Zhou Quan's expression changed, and he cried out involuntarily, "That's … the Embarrassing Pictures Sharing Website. Where did you post it!?"
Yellow Cattle proudly nodded there, meaning that it was just a few pictures. It was too easy!
Zhou Quan almost spat out a mouthful of blood. What kind of place was the Embarrassing Pictures Sharing Website? As the name suggested, it was a platform that specialized in posting embarrassing pictures. The number of visitors every day was frightening.
It could be said that as long as there was a slightly interesting embarrassing picture, it was guaranteed to be spread out in the shortest time possible.
Fatso Zhou immediately panicked and shouted, "Bull Demon, I'll fight it out with you!"
In the end, Yellow Cattle kicked him to the side with its hoof. It found it baffling. Wasn't it just a few pictures? Why was he so agitated? If he was too rash, he wouldn't amount to much.
"Bull Demon, you're bullying me!" Zhou Quan stomped his feet there. He was really angry.
"Don't be anxious. There are a large number of new pictures posted there every day. Many of them are buried the moment they are posted. They don't even have a chance to appear." Chu Feng comforted him.
This comforted Zhou Quan a little, and he felt a little relieved.
He moved closer to Yellow Cattle and looked at the number of views. In the end … his blood pressure skyrocketed, and his vision turned black. He almost fell to the ground.
How long had it been? It had almost broken 100,000 views!
"Bull Demon, I'm going to kill you!"
Fatso Zhou howled miserably. His face turned green.
"It's increasing really fast. The number of views has officially broken through the 100,000 mark. It can be considered a real Fire Picture," Chu Feng said from the side.
"Goddammit, someone save me!" Zhou Quan clutched his head. It was extremely distressed. He had a feeling that these pictures might push him to the eyes of the entire country.
However, it wouldn't be outstanding. That was because these were embarrassing pictures posted on the internet.
"Bull Demon, look at what you've done!" Zhou Quan rushed over again and wrestled with Yellow Cattle.
Clearly, he was no match and was easily suppressed.
"Damn cow, what are you laughing at? Don't you have any sense of shame after doing such an infuriating thing?" Zhou Quan shouted angrily.
Yellow Cattle ignored him. He stared at the screen and was reading the comments under the pictures with relish.
Zhou Quan glanced at it. There were more than 10,000 comments! This caused his blood pressure to rise again.
"These pictures can only be considered passable when looked at individually. However, when put together, it's a set of top-notch emoticons. Look, some of them rolled their eyes in extreme horror, some of them cried with tears and snot streaming down their cheeks, and some of them ran away in fear … So many of them put together, it's really a divine picture!
"That's right. I can imagine it being popular for more than a year. I have to download a set!"
"This person is really funny. What era is it already? He still has a slicked-back hairstyle."
"Thank you, OP. I've already saved it and put it in the emoticon pack."
…
Zhou Quan grabbed the communicator. At this moment, his combat power skyrocketed. He typed furiously and fought with those who left comments!
Chu Feng was quite speechless.
"Where's the administrator? Delete these pictures!"
Zhou Quan left a message angrily and filed a complaint. He wanted to find the administrator to delete the pictures.
At the same time, he also complained about the people in the comment section. That was because he was being attacked by a group of people in the comments section.
In the end, the administrator quickly replied: Sorry, your complaint request has failed. These pictures have been approved by more than 99% of the users and will be at the top of the forum for a month.
"Pfft!"
Fatso Zhou couldn't help but vomit blood. Not only did his request to delete the pictures fail, but he also had to be at the top of the forum for a month!? What kind of bastard administrator was this? He cursed.
"Haha …" Chu Feng couldn't help but burst into laughter. He couldn't stop.
As for the culprit, Yellow Cattle, it was floating there, enjoying the praises of countless comments. Those comments were expressing its approval.
"Great OP, please accept my knees. Thank you so much!"
"Oh, the OP is a genius!"
…
When Zhou Quan saw Yellow Cattle floating there, accepting the worship and praise, he couldn't take it anymore. He was so angry that his blood pressure reached the warning line. He was about to smash the communicator.
Yellow Cattle's eyes were sharp and its hooves were fast. It snatched the communicator.
"Not bad!" Chu Feng carefully looked at the pictures and made such an evaluation.
When Zhou Quan was in despair, hearing such words was like seeing a clear stream in the desert. He felt a little comforted. He asked nervously, "You think that these pictures aren't that embarrassing, right?"
"Very embarrassing. I just think that not taking a picture of the monster that chased after you didn't reveal anything. So, it's not bad! "Chu Feng replied.
Zhou Quan directly turned his head and ignored him.
Not long after, Zhou Quan's communicator rang. Someone was looking for him.
"Big Cousin, you're too talented. Once those divine pictures were released, they became popular all over the world."
When these words came, Fatso Zhou was so angry that he wanted to smash the communicator again. However, he realized that it was his, so he could only end the conversation fiercely.
However, immediately after, someone was looking for him. This time, it was his second cousin. As soon as he picked up, he heard his loud voice. "Cousin, I admire you from the bottom of my heart. You're too talented!"
"Talented my ass. Get lost!" Zhou Quan was furious.
Then, the communicator rang non-stop. Many acquaintances were looking for him.
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