Author: Only pure people can touch unicorns.
Du Ze, male, 20 years old. Yesterday, he encountered the biggest problem of his life: his favorite protagonist (♂) in his favorite novel confessed to him.
… Every single word was a point of ridicule.
Du Ze knelt down. Last night, he tossed and turned and didn't sleep well. His mind was full of "Moe Lord, you're swollen! Moe Lord, wake up!" Even when his ears and eyes returned to their original state, he couldn't pull back his thoughts. Du Ze thought that it was because Xiu was too used to him that he had an illusion. When the Moe Lord meets true love, he won't think like this. Some silly, cute person pinched his fingers and calculated that if the plot god is as good as ever, there will be a weapon competition plot: In the middle of this month, the Radiant Empire will hold a weapon competition. Many important people will be invited as judges and guests. Among them will be Saint Vivian – the author's first female protagonist. Although the current Xiu is not the same as the protagonist in the original novel, before meeting him (and the doujinshi), the Moe Lord did have a different feeling for Vivian. When Xiu and Vivian meet again, he will find that the cute girl is his true love.
… Why was there a faint sadness in his heart?
Du Ze cut off the faint unhappiness in his heart and began to think about a very serious problem: the weapon competition not only invited Saint Vivian, but also Eric. In the original novel, Xiu learned of Eric's identity at the weapon competition, so he mercilessly blacklisted him. This is not the point. The point is that this world's Son of God may, may, probably be equipped with an evil little yellow book.
Doujinshi: Love to pick me up.
Some silly, cute person wanted to cry. His intuition told him that he must get back the doujinshi before Xiu and Eric come into contact. Otherwise, something terrible will befall him. Du Ze wanted to go back to the past and chop off the claw that was the source of all evil. He couldn't keep it, throw it away, and even if it was gone, he still had to look for it.
Your hand is cheap! Your hand is cheap!
As Du Ze stared blankly at his right hand, a dark hand waved in front of his eyes. Du Ze looked up and found that Ariel was standing opposite him, her head tilted as she looked at him. Her long braids slid down her shoulders.
[Can we still chat?]
Du Ze looked at the words that Ariel had written on the tree branch and nodded. Ariel happily sat on the beam like Du Ze, subconsciously avoiding the places where there was light. When Du Ze saw this, his emotions were complicated. He didn't even dare to look at Ariel.
"Sorry."
Ariel's branches trembled, seemingly surprised by Du Ze's sudden apology.
[Why are you apologizing?]
Du Ze couldn't say why. Only he knew what the original trajectory of this world was like. Because of the comparison, he felt especially guilty.
Ariel saw that Du Ze was silent, so she erased the words she had written before and gestured again: [Is that elf the person you mentioned last time?]
Du Ze felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to look at Ariel directly. At that time, he had praised Xiu's fierceness towards the elves.
"He's actually a really good person," Lin Sanjiu said.
Du Ze desperately wanted to explain to Ariel, but no matter what he said, it seemed like he was looking for an excuse to exonerate that person. Under Du Ze's gaze, Ariel's branches began to move: [Well, I think he's great, too.]
Du Ze looked at Ariel in astonishment and almost reflexively asked: "You don't hate him?"
[Why should I hate him?]
Du Ze opened his mouth but couldn't spit out the words "Elf Queen." Ariel's golden eyes seemed to see through everything. She wrote on Du Ze's behalf: [Because of my mother?]
Du Ze nodded stiffly.
[My mother was not strong enough, so she failed. I feel sad.] Ariel sighed, but there was more regret than sadness in that sigh: [Only the strong can survive, the losers can only die. Everyone thinks so.]
Du Ze remembered a passage written by Yi Ye Zhi Qiu in "Mixed Blood": After the elves fell, they became dark elves. They are afraid of light, cruel and lustful. In their view, what is not seen is not sin, and the loser is doomed to die.
[That's why I don't hate him. He didn't do anything wrong.]
Ariel smiled sweetly, but Du Ze felt a chill down his spine. Ariel was too "understanding." She didn't hate Xiu for destroying the Elf Forest, for polluting the elves, or for causing her mother's death. In the original Ariel, it was because of her love for Xiu that she could let go of all these things, but this Ariel …
The dark elf princess's eyes were full of yearning. She shook her branches, completely unaware of the changes in herself.
[He is very strong, everyone likes him.]
In his memory, the brown-haired, golden-eyed elf princess also smiled at Xiu in the original text: [I like you, so I will support you in everything.]
There was a contrast, so it was particularly cruel.
"Du Ze."
Xiu's clear voice seemed to break some kind of obsession. Du Ze stared blankly into the distance. The silver-haired elf was riding a unicorn, his green eyes looking at them. "Come here."
Some silly, cute person had formed a conditioned reflex to run to the Moe Lord when he heard this sentence. Halfway there, he reacted and looked back. He didn't know when Ariel had run away, but there was only a lonely tree branch shrouded in the shade. Du Ze was at a loss. He didn't know how to face Xiu. The sound of hooves came from afar. Du Ze watched as Xiu rode the unicorn towards him. The sun gilded Xiu with a layer of light. The silver-haired elf sitting on the white unicorn quietly stared at him, so holy that no one dared to blaspheme him.
Du Ze uncomfortably shifted his gaze to the unicorn. It was a slender white horse with a spiral horn on its forehead. Its fur was pure white without any impurities. Under Du Ze's gaze, the unicorn became more and more restless. It kept digging its hooves and flicking its tail, trying to retreat. But under Xiu's command, the unicorn could only stay in place. When Du Ze stretched out his hand to touch its spiral horn, the unicorn seemed to be terrified to the extreme. It raised its hooves high and its white fur began to turn black from the roots. The horse's mane and tail turned into a blue flame. The whole unicorn instantly turned into a nightmare.
This magical beast that can transform between a unicorn and a nightmare is also one of Xiu's pets. In the Moe Lord's group of pets, its attack is not as good as the fire phoenix and the hell hound, but as a mount, it is the fastest and can be used to show off. It must be known that only pure people can touch a pure white unicorn … pure people …
Although he knows that he has a magical deterrent effect on magical beasts, thinking of the nature of unicorns, Du Ze was silent – damn, why are you reacting so strongly? Are you saying that this young man is no longer pure?!
Xiu patted the nightmare's neck and made it kneel. He stretched out his hand to Du Ze: "Come on up."
Du Ze swore that he saw despair in the nightmare's eyes. It was the kind of despair and shock that comes when a criminal is about to take away your virginity. It looked at Du Ze, then at Xiu, and then lowered its head, exuding a gloomy aura that said, "You're unreasonable, you're indifferent."
The unreasonable Du Ze angrily climbed onto the back of the horse and sat next to the indifferent Xiu.
The nightmare stood up heavily and began to run towards the Tree of Life. Its burning hooves did not sink when they stepped on the surface of the lake, only creating ripples. The nightmare can ignore the law of gravity. It stepped on the leaves of the Tree of Life layer by layer and jumped over it. Du Ze felt like his teeth were going to fall out. It was not so much because of the jolting, but because the nightmare was trembling.
Finally, when Du Ze climbed down from the nightmare's back, the two poor creatures were freed at the same time. The moment Du Ze left, the Nightmare ran away. Du Ze looked at it as it galloped away. Lonely, he missed the Fire Phoenix. He began to miss the trembling chick that clung to him. This kind of longing even made him vaguely hear the little Phoenix's childish cry.
"Chirp ~"
… Wait, it's not an illusion?
The moment a certain silly, cute person turned around, he was hit right in the face by a furball. The furball lay on his sore nose and chirped excitedly, "Chirp ~"
Du Ze stretched out his thumb and forefinger and plucked the furball off his face. The furball, which was being held by Du Ze, saw Du Ze staring at it and waved its mini wings to act cute: "Chirp, chirp, chirp."
This familiar appearance of acting dumb, it was definitely that adorably silly Phoenix without a doubt. Du Ze twirled the fluffy ball in a daze. Didn't this thing grow up? How did it become a little chick again!?
"Last time in the Elven Forest, the elven Mage God died together with it." Xiu dispelled Du Ze's doubts: "It took some time to be reborn."
Phoenixes can't be killed. They can be reborn from the ashes. This is one of the reasons why Phoenixes are called Mythological Beasts. Du Ze was not careful and the furball broke free from his fingers. The little Phoenix flapped its wings and rushed to the place it had been coveting for a long time. This time, it did not fly askew and landed straight on Du Ze's head.
Adorably stupid and adorably silly, the long-lost fusion skill was launched again. The cute attribute doubled – fusion skill, damn it! Roll down from this young man's head!
On the other side, the two adorably stupid birds were entangled. A lot of black and yellow feathers had fallen off. Xiu went to the small pool in the center of the altar and held the golden branch. The golden branch softly leaned against Xiu's hand and they seemed to be communicating. When Xiu let go, the golden branch did not hang down but stood upright.
Du Ze stopped fighting with the little Phoenix and looked at the golden branch with the little Phoenix holding his hair in its mouth. A flower bud slowly grew out of the tip of the golden branch. The golden petals were tightly wrapped together at first, and then they bloomed layer by layer. In the end, the Tree of Life bloomed into an incomparable golden flower. Dozens of petals formed several layers and wrapped the stamen in the middle, presenting a soul-stirring beauty. However, this beauty quickly faded. The golden petals withered one by one until all that was left was a dark brown ball.
Xiu picked up the spherical object. Du Ze finally couldn't help but ask: "What is this?"
"The seed of the Tree of Life." Xiu put away the seed and explained: "This place is not suitable for the elves to stay. I told them to go to the Gnome Ruins."
Du Ze was stunned. The original "Mixed Blood" did not have this plot. At that time, Xiu had a race as his younger brother, but it was difficult for the dark elves to appear in the Chaos Continent. Xiu handed over the matter to Ariel and his men while he went to the Human Empire to work as a mercenary to gather intelligence, thus triggering the plot of the Gnome Ruins.
Now that Xiu has destroyed the Elf Forest and broken the barrier of the Elf Kingdom, it is estimated that it will not be long before other creatures come to explore. The Gnome Ruins are located in the dark underground, which is really suitable for the dark elves to live in. There is no sunlight, which they hate. Under the leadership of the Moe Lord, it will not be long before the elves can build a new city and gathering place in the underground. Du Ze felt that the development of farming was unexpected, and he finally found an opportunity to deal with the doujinshi separately from Xiu.
Moe Lord, you go and lead everyone to farm. This young man will come to you after dealing with the doujinshi.
So on the day of departure, some silly Moe Lord said goodbye to Xiu.
"Are you going to the Human Empire?"
Du Ze nodded: "I have something to do."
Then Du Ze saw Xiu call Old John and push the task of leading the elves to the Gnome Ruins to him.
"You don't have to accompany me." Du Ze hurriedly interrupted Xiu – are you kidding? Moe Lord, how can this young man get back the doujinshi? "You have a lot of things to arrange …"
"Don't worry." Old John smiled and said: "You and the little master go out and play. Leave these trivial matters to me."
Du Ze glanced at Old John. His sorrow was unspeakable, like a river flowing against the current.
As if sensing Du Ze's hesitation, the silver-haired elf sitting on the unicorn suddenly said, "You want me to like this world, right?"
Du Ze couldn't help but nod his head. He watched as Xiu leaned out and carried him directly onto the unicorn. The unicorn was so frightened that it instantly turned into a nightmare. Before Du Ze could react, he heard Xiu say in his ear, "Then take me to see how beautiful this world is."
With just one sentence, Du Ze was completely at his wit's end.
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You want me to see the world?
Then look at me, and if you don't, I don't know what you'll do.
[Black Box]
The author has something to say: [A theorist reader meets a unicorn]
Unicorn: (Facing a great enemy)
[A practical protagonist meets a unicorn.]
Unicorn: (Begging to be stroked, begging to be stroked)
Author: Only a pure person can touch a unicorn.
Readers: Liar!
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The third wheel has been driven away by the protagonist. Hahaha, let's go welcome the little friend. Sorry, the rotten author has blackened another girl. [Repentance]
Thank you jingge 4301, Jiuchuan, Worthless Life, Gu Xijiang, Gu Xijiang, Yan Zhaowu, Mushroom Mushroom, Xing Xian, Lun Jia's name was taken away again, Tao Zixi, Tao Zixi, Yi Yi, Big-cheek Mouse, Li Ye, Moshang Nan Fei Yan, Zhong Ta, Yi Qingchen, Ah Meow, Focus on Being Lazy for 20 Years, VCFAN, Yun Zixu, Qing Shui (2), Sharpening, Quiet Shadow, Leslia, Zizi, Faraway Future, hpyq1990, BLX, Little Small Tuo, One Flower One World, Zero, Rotten Spider, Happy, Yu Feiling, Sakura, Cool Breeze, Yi Sheng, Xiao Yue, Fu Qi, Ah Shu, Counting Sheep, Eudora, Taketori, Long Lesheng's Landmine ~
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