"Master, this is the first time I've seen someone beg to be beaten. From the looks of it, the three of them are really sick, and quite seriously so. "Red Boy held back his laughter as he pointed at his head, implying that the three of them were sick in the head.
When the trio heard that, their faces flushed red with anger.
When the others heard that, they roared in unison!
It was unknown who laughed softly. "He's indeed Master Frivolous. He's f * * king frivolous! He beat them up just because he asked for it. He even beat them up in such a righteous manner. "
The others chuckled as well. At the same time, they cooperated with Fangzheng's words and shouted. "Master is indeed benevolent. He beat them up just because they asked for it. Well done!"
"I've never seen anyone begging to be beaten up in my entire life. Now that Master has satisfied them, they should be feeling good."
"Indeed, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest. There are all kinds of tortoises in a big puddle! These tortoises … Ahem, they're really different. At this moment, I should sing a song: You are different, different … "
Upon hearing that, the trio's faces turned from red to green. They nearly turned into cuckolds. When the woman saw this, she gritted her teeth and said, "Alright, you want to compete with me in being ruthless and shameless?"
With that said, the woman plopped to the ground and yelled, "Aiyah, my head! It hurts! My head … This darn monk is beating me up … Call the police! "
"Yes, yes, yes. Call the police! The monk is beating me up! "the sallow-skinned man shouted as well.
Instantly, the two of them began rolling on the ground as they made a scene. At the same time, they called the police.
When the others saw this scene, they frowned. They had seen shameless people, but they had never seen someone so shameless. However, on second thought, this was indeed a problem. If this continued, there was no need to continue lecturing today. It would probably be a waste of time on them. The doctors stomped their feet in anxiety, but they had no idea how to deal with these ruffians.
At that moment, a policeman squeezed through the crowd. The police had been in charge of security at such a huge event, so they immediately came when they heard that someone was causing trouble. Upon seeing the ruffians on the ground, the policeman frowned. However, he still went over and asked professionally, "How is it? Are you alright? "
Seeing that the police had arrived, the two guys on the ground screamed even more miserably. The woman even screamed, "I can't take it anymore. I was hit in the head. I can't stand up. Ouch, it hurts … I feel dizzy! "
The man with sallow skin shouted, "I can't do it either. I'm dizzy. I can't stand up."
The police had seen this kind of person many times, but they had to admit that it was really tricky to deal with this kind of person. The policeman squatted down helplessly and said, "Do you want me to get you a doctor? There are many doctors here. "
"Police comrade, there's no need to look. These two are pretending." A doctor snorted coldly.
"How can you say that? Don't you have any medical ethics? He's already like this, yet you're still making sarcastic remarks? "The sick man rebuked angrily.
The doctor's face turned red from the scolding. Just as he was about to retort, he heard the sick man continue. "Officer, it was this monk who beat him up. Are you going to do something about this?"
The policeman also looked at Fangzheng in a dilemma before saying for the sick man, "Are the two of them really unable to get up?"
"I can't get up. I can't get up. I feel dizzy. I feel like I'm about to die," the woman shouted.
The man with sallow skin added. "I feel like I can't feel my limbs. That was too ruthless. They're definitely seriously injured."
Just as the policeman was about to say something, a Buddhist proclamation sounded. "Amitabha. Patrons, are you sure you can't stand up?"
Upon hearing Fangzheng's question, their first thought was that Fangzheng was afraid. Hence, they nodded immediately. "That's right. We can't stand up. We know our bodies very well. We definitely can't stand up! "
Fangzheng asked with a smile, "You really can't stand up?"
The moment Fangzheng shot a glance over, the two people on the ground immediately had an odd feeling. The monk didn't seem afraid! Could it be that he had other means?
But following that, the two calmed down. Regardless of what means he had, they would just pretend to be sick. Even if a god came, they would still be injured. If you can't figure it out, it's because your medical skills are lacking!
With this in mind, the two immediately nodded.
But before they could nod, they felt a chill under their buttocks! The two subconsciously looked down and saw a snake that had appeared out of nowhere. It was burrowing into their pockets!
At that instant, the two felt their scalps tingle! They widened their eyes in horror, but they didn't even have the time to scream! They didn't even have the time to think about why the snake wasn't hibernating in the middle of winter. Instead, it was burrowing into their pants!
Almost at the same time, the two jumped up and shouted. "There's a snake! Save me! "
The woman jumped up and down in fright as she stamped her feet.
The man was even more afraid. He reached into his crotch and pulled. As he pulled, he shouted. "It's burrowing in! It's burrowing in! Save me! Holy sh * t, it's so thick, and it's still getting bigger! I can't pull it out! "
As the man yelled, he realized that something was amiss. Why did his balls hurt the moment he used strength? Furthermore, the looks in the eyes of the people around him weren't right! It didn't look like they were watching someone die. Instead, it looked like they were watching a retard's performance!
Ignoring the others, even their own people had such looks in their eyes! Immediately, he had an ominous feeling. He carefully touched the long snake in his hand and felt it carefully. It didn't seem soft at all.
"Something's wrong. This isn't a snake!" The man suddenly realized something. He lowered his head and looked inside. His face blushed red! Following that, he held his crotch and screamed …
"Grandpa, what happened to that uncle?" a child asked the elder beside him.
The elder coughed dryly and rubbed his grandson's head. "He was probably bitten by a snake."
When the people beside him heard that, they burst out laughing. Then, they echoed. "Yes, yes, yes. Bitten by a snake. How pitiful. Hahaha!"
The child looked at the adults with a dumbfounded look and mumbled. "He was bitten by a snake. Why are you laughing? How heartless!"
Everyone laughed even more happily when they heard that.
Squirrel stood on Fangzheng's shoulder and asked Fangzheng in a daze, "Master, what happened to him?"
Fangzheng said in all seriousness, "He used too much strength and pulled his balls, right?"
Red Boy added. "I think it's because he was playing billiards. He hit two balls in one shot, and the impact was too strong. The cue nearly snapped, and his balls nearly exploded. That's why it hurts so much."
Squirrel was dumbfounded when he heard that. He had no idea what Red Boy was talking about.
Fangzheng directly gave Red Boy a slap. This filthy child! Why did he say anything that came out of his mouth? And he was even able to do it so well?
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