The government had no choice but to come out and clean up the mess. They strengthened security patrols, management, increased the number of vehicles, and so on …
Fangzheng was unaware of this. All he knew was that he regretted leaving the mountain! Because at the foot of the mountain, it was difficult to move even an inch!
It wasn't that there were so many people, but …
"Abbot Fangzheng, can you treat me?"
"Abbot Fangzheng, shall we take a picture together?"
"Aiyah, is this Abbot Fangzheng? He's even more handsome in person than in photos! "
"Hello, Abbot Fangzheng. Can I interview you?"
…
Faced with the overwhelming number of questions, Fangzheng suddenly realized that his Lotus Flower Conveyance was useless. No matter how impressive his mouth was, it was impossible for him to reply to so many people at the same time!
However, Fangzheng remained patient as he answered them one by one. Upon seeing this scene, people who were in charge of maintaining order immediately ran over and separated the crowd to prevent Fangzheng from being squeezed too miserably.
At the same time, a man came over and whispered, "Abbot Fangzheng, the scene is too chaotic. There's no need for you to go down the mountain. Moreover, he didn't have to answer their questions one by one. He just had to do what he was supposed to do. Otherwise, you won't be able to recover. "
Fangzheng obviously knew that he was right, but he still shook his head and said, "This Penniless Monk knows, but This Penniless Monk doesn't have much to do now. It's best I answer. Although This Penniless Monk was a little famous, being famous did not mean that others had to know him or greet him. This was not a question of equivalence. Only out of love would they come forward to greet him.
Since they respect This Penniless Monk, This Penniless Monk can't possibly turn around and leave out of respect, right? "
Upon hearing that, the person was clearly taken aback as he said with a bitter smile, "Abbot Fangzheng, you are really a little special. But you don't know how scary it is when the fans go crazy. If you really answer them one by one, don't even think about doing anything today. I used to work as a security guard for celebrities. At first, those celebrities were willing to interact with their fans, but when the number of fans reached a certain level, there was really no way to continue the interaction. First of all, you couldn't answer the questions they asked. Secondly, more and more people would gather and eventually block traffic, affecting other people's lives. That's why everyone chooses to pass quickly on such occasions … "
Fangzheng nodded. "They did the right thing, but This Penniless Monk is different."
"Why?" The other party was a little confused. Weren't they all famous people? What difference could there be? Could it be that monks were different from others? Isn't this a little ridiculous?
Fangzheng bitterly looked up at the mountaintop and said, "There's a saying that a monk can run, but not the temple …"
Hearing this, the man was obviously stunned. Then, he couldn't help but laugh. He nodded and said, "I understand, it's indeed different. Other people get on the car and disappear, but you … you really have nowhere to run. "
Fangzheng smiled helplessly and said, "So, let's do it this way. You don't have to worry about This Penniless Monk. This Penniless Monk should be fine. Besides, This Penniless Monk also has a guardian. "
With that said, Fangzheng looked at his Guardian Protector, Lone Wolf, and his face turned ashen!
He saw that the big white dog was surrounded by a group of girls, all of them hugging his neck and waist, rubbing his head, taking pictures, and occasionally stuffing food into his mouth. When this fellow was eating, he didn't even care about his moral integrity. What Wolf King's demeanor? What Guardian's demeanor? Everything was thrown out the window. He actually cooperated with those girls, acting cute, sticking out his tongue, and doing somersaults …
Seeing this, the man asked, "Abbot, are you sure?"
Fangzheng felt a little embarrassed. It was just too embarrassing! However, he thickened his skin and said, "It's fine. Patron, go ahead with your work."
The man nodded. He was indeed very busy. There were people everywhere, so it was good to have someone free.
Hence, the man left.
However, the moment the man left, the surrounding reporters, patients, and tourists swarmed over. Just as Fangzheng was about to press his palms together and give a Buddhist proclamation, he was held back by someone.
However, before he could raise his hand, he was held back by someone. Then, a girl leaned over and shouted, "Master, let's take a picture together!"
Fangzheng was instantly dumbfounded. What was this? Was she throwing herself at him?
After taking the photo, the girl said to Fangzheng with a blissful look, "Thank you, Master. I love you!"
Fangzheng was immediately on the brink of tears. He had his hand held, someone had thrown herself at him, and he was even being teased! F * * k … This is forcing me to renounce asceticism and capture demons!
Before Fangzheng could react, another man came over. "Master, let's take a picture together?"
Then, the man raised a peace sign in front of Fangzheng!
A dark cloud hung over Fangzheng's face. Could this peace sign not block This Penniless Monk's handsome face?
However, this was only the beginning of his suffering. As he took pictures, there were questions. Before he could finish answering the question, another question was asked.
Everyone spoke one after another, bombarding him with questions. Fangzheng felt the world spin as though he was about to ascend to paradise.
At that moment, someone touched his bald head!
Fangzheng turned his head abruptly and saw that there were people behind him. He had no idea who had touched him!
This seemed to be only the beginning. Someone touched him, and immediately, there were others touching him. There was an arm around his shoulders, touching his hands, patting his back, touching his bald head … The worst thing was that someone touched his ass! This was intolerable, but Fangzheng was helpless. He couldn't dodge it! He was too deep for tears!
At that instant, a scene flashed in Fangzheng's mind. In a certain scenic spot, there was a cabinet. On the cabinet was a big turtle, and by the side was a sign: "Thousand-year Divine Turtle. Touch it and you'll be rich. Touch it twice and you'll be safe. Touch it thrice …"
With this in mind, Fangzheng's head nearly turned black!
At that moment, a hand suddenly reached out and pulled Fangzheng out. Then, he heard someone shout, "Master, save me! Someone is dying! A man is giving birth! Everyone, make way. Let Master save him! "
Fangzheng was taken aback. Save someone? Someone was dying? A man was giving birth? What kind of nonsense was this? What the heck? At that instant, his vision became a lot clearer. When he looked up, he happened to see someone's face. The person pulling him out was Kinky Queen Zhu Lin, whom he had not seen in a long time!
Clearly, the onlookers were dumbfounded by Zhu Lin's words. They were momentarily unable to react and subconsciously made way, allowing Zhu Lin to pull Fangzheng away. When everyone snapped back to their senses, they suddenly realized that something was amiss!
Unfortunately, it was already too late. Fangzheng had already run away. Everyone lamented in exasperation.
The two ran out of the village and directly into the woods behind. They found a pavilion used to receive tourists and sat down.
Zhu Lin casually lay down and exclaimed, "Heavens … It's really tiring running in the snow. Master, tell me, how are you going to thank me!? "
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