Three Seconds also took out his wallet, but it was empty as well. Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly said, "Eh? There's something in my pocket! "
As he spoke, Three Seconds took out a piece of paper from his pocket. On it was written: "Amitabha. Are you surprised? Are you surprised? "
The two exchanged looks before exclaiming in unison. "F * * k! It's that monk! "
"Amitabha. Patrons, are you calling This Penniless Monk?" Almost at the same time, a Buddhist proclamation sounded beside them. The two turned their heads and saw a white-robed monk slowly walking over with a huge white wolf.
When Old Chang saw Fangzheng, his eyes instantly turned red. He was about to rush forward to reason with him, but when he saw Lone Wolf beside Fangzheng, he immediately shriveled up. However, he still shouted. "Darn monk, were you the one who stole our money?"
Old Chang regretted his question. Even a retard wouldn't admit to such a question, right?
However, to Old Chang's surprise, the monk opposite him actually nodded with a smile. "That's right!"
"F * * k! You still dare admit to it? "Old Chang immediately felt aggrieved. This thief was too arrogant! Not only did he steal something, he even ran over to admit it. He really didn't take the two of them seriously! This was a blatant provocation! How could they tolerate this?
Old Chang rubbed his fists as he looked at the wolf that was swaying around Fangzheng with extreme grief and indignation. Eventually, he tolerated it.
Three Seconds was the same. Even if he was extremely displeased, he could only tolerate it when faced with the fact that he couldn't beat Fangzheng.
Upon seeing their aggrieved and depressed expressions, Fangzheng came over with a chuckle and asked, "Patrons, is there something you need from calling This Penniless Monk?"
"Return the money!" Old Chang finally snapped to his senses as he extended his hand for the money.
Fangzheng similarly extended his hand and said, "Return the money."
"F * * k, you stole our money, and you want us to return it? Is there something wrong with you? " Quickly return the money or I'll call the police! "Old Chang threatened.
Fangzheng immediately applauded when he heard that. "That's good. Quickly call the police. Immediately!"
When Old Chang heard that, he flew into a rage and said, "Heh, this world is really full of strange things. I've seen arrogant people, but I've never seen a thief who is so arrogant!"
Fangzheng shouted as well. "Hehe, this world is really full of wonders. I've seen arrogant people, but I've never seen such an arrogant cheat!"
Upon hearing that, Old Chang's face turned red as he stared intently at Fangzheng. Fangzheng chuckled as he looked at him. The two of them stared at each other all day before Old Chang said, "Don't you slander me!"
Fangzheng took out his cell phone and asked, "Want to watch a video?"
Lao Chang was instantly dumbfounded. Was there even evidence?
"Are you going to surrender yourself, or do you want This Penniless Monk to send you?"
Old Chang and Three Seconds exchanged looks. The meaning in their eyes was clear: We can't beat this darn baldy, but we can't take care of that dog. If he was really sent to the Public Security Bureau, it would be terrible!
Therefore, Old Chang shouted, "Run!"
With that said, Old Chang and Three Seconds turned to run. The two of them ran as though they were flying! As Old Chang ran, he looked back and saw that the white-robed monk was still walking. He wasn't fast, and he was left far behind by the duo.
Seeing this, Old Chang chuckled. "You want to catch up to us with that speed? Practice a few more lifetimes! "
Three Seconds nodded and said with a smile, "Back then, I was a double champion in long-distance and short-distance running in school. But you aren't slow either! "
Old Chang grinned. "I practice running every day! Quick, let's shake him off … "
"Be careful!" At that moment, they heard a cry of alarm.
Old Chang and Three Seconds were somewhat dumbfounded. Be careful of what? There was nothing in front of them, and they weren't allowed to run?
Almost at the same time …
Bam!
Two dull thuds sounded as Old Chang and Three Seconds fell to the ground while holding their faces …
A few minutes ago.
In the police station's administrative hall, two policemen were sitting there in a daze. Due to the weather, no one had come to handle any matters today. Therefore, the two were chatting idly.
At that moment, the two were astonished to see two men rush through the police station's entrance before heading straight for the office's entrance! That speed …
"They sure run fast," a woman said with a smile. However, just as she said that, her expression changed. "Why aren't they slowing down?"
At the same time, the policewoman beside her exclaimed. "Be careful of the glass!"
However, before she could say the word "glass", she heard two dull thuds. The duo had slammed into the police station's entrance like human bombs, shattering the glass. As for the duo, they were sprawled on the ground while covering their faces.
"What's going on?" The two policewomen were somewhat taken aback, but they quickly snapped out of their daze and ran over to save them.
At that moment, Old Chang rubbed his nearly flattened nose. His nose was so sore that he could barely control his mucus. However, he still couldn't figure it out. Why would there be a door in such a flat road?
Just as Old Chang was about to curse out loud, he raised his head and saw two police officers running over. His heart trembled as he did not know what was going on. At that instant, there was only one thought in his mind: 'The police are here to arrest me. I can't be caught!'
With this in mind, Old Chang smacked Three Seconds and shouted, "Run!"
With that said, Old Chang got up and ran. Three Seconds also saw the police. He wasn't too worried, thinking, "Isn't it just a few fake notes? It shouldn't be a crime punishable by death, right?"
However, his mind was a little sluggish from the collision. Before he could figure out his thoughts, he saw Old Chang yell to run. Old Chang ran as well. With him leading the way, Three Seconds subconsciously got up and ran as well.
The two immediately rushed out of the administrative hall and looked back at the same time. They saw two policemen chasing after them, apparently shouting something. It was unknown if the two were stunned from the collision, or if their minds were in a mess, or what. In any case, they couldn't see their mouths or hear what they were saying. However, the anxious looks on their faces were extremely clear.
A thought flashed through their minds at the same time: What's the use of these policewomen? They can't run fast and have no strength. All they have is loud voices? Hehe, my running training back then wasn't for nothing. I can even feel the wind when I run … It just hurts a little from the collision.
But just as he said that, they heard a familiar voice again. "Be careful!" Bang!
Bang! Another two sounds of human bombs slamming into the door sounded.
At the same time, there were two sounds of glass shattering.
The two policewomen were completely dumbfounded. A slightly taller policewoman looked at Old Chang and Three Seconds with a look of pity and said, "Are the two of them mad? The more we tell them to be careful, the faster they run. They're laughing as they run … "
"They're probably mad. Otherwise, who would charge at a door every time they see one? But … "Upon saying that, the shorter policewoman said angrily," Even if they're mad, that's not a reason for them to tear down the police station, right? "
With that said, the shorter policewoman walked over to see what the two were up to!
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