"Haha … You admit defeat just like that? Fangzheng, is that all you amount to? "Park Mintae roared with laughter, but this laughter stirred his wounds, causing him to grimace in pain.
Fangzheng shot a glance at Park Mintae and didn't say a word. Instead, he asked Park Changmin, "It's time for This Penniless Monk to set the question, right?"
Park Changmin said, "Yes."
Fangzheng smiled. "Patron, you used Lou Gehrig's disease to wipe out China's TCM. It's impolite not to reciprocate. This Penniless Monk will also use this move to exchange blows with you."
The moment that was said, Park Mintae had an ominous feeling. Could it be … With this in mind, Park Mintae felt something grow in his stomach. At the same time, his stomach began to swell at a discernible pace! He was so frightened that he exclaimed, "Again … again? Master, I'm pregnant again! "
Park Changmin didn't understand what Fangzheng was getting at in the beginning, but when he saw Park Mintae's reaction, his expression instantly darkened! Thinking back to Fangzheng's unique painless abortion, his face turned even darker! Then, he thought about the fact that there was no limit to the number of rounds in this competition until one side lost or admitted defeat. There was no stipulation in the rules that prohibited the use of the same method repeatedly. After all, if a victor could be determined, there was no need to repeat it. In a situation where both sides had their own victories and defeats, if you repeated it, the other would also repeat it. It would only continue endlessly, and there would be no benefit or meaning to it. No one would use such a shameful method to compete.
However, the competition in front of him was different. What should have been a repeat without any losses or benefits had become different due to Fangzheng's unique healing methods.
He suddenly had a bad premonition. No matter who won or lost today, his disciple was going to be beaten up miserably …
Park Changmin's face couldn't be any darker, but he wasn't in a rush to admit defeat. Instead, he went over to take Park Mintae's pulse, unwilling to give up. After all, taking a pulse was just taking a pulse. It wasn't a B-scan X-ray, so he couldn't see the situation inside. However, it wouldn't be a problem to find out if she was pregnant or not.
Indeed, Park Mintae's pulse was that of joy. Clearly, he was pregnant again. Moreover, the speed of her pregnancy and development this time was simply unimaginable! This could no longer be described with science. This was simply the work of a demon!
Park Changmin looked at Fangzheng in alarm, thinking, "Could it really have been done by him?"
At this moment, Red Boy took a look and shook his head. "Sigh, it's really rare to see a body that can get pregnant through the air. But why is the thing in my stomach growing so fast this time? Master, don't tell me this guy is pregnant with a bag of soda? Just soaking in water and you're rich? "
"Pfft!" When the doctors by the side heard this, they were instantly overjoyed.
Airborne pregnancy? Did he watch too many sci-fi and fantasy movies? I've heard of sperm swimming in water to make someone pregnant, but who has ever seen sperm flying in the air? However, when everyone thought about it carefully, it seemed like there was no better explanation other than this.
Fangzheng glared at Red Boy and said, "Don't speak nonsense. This patron only has a corn in his stomach. Hmm, this corn is quite big … "
"Fangzheng! Was this done by you? "Park Changmin finally couldn't hold it in as he rebuked angrily.
Fangzheng shrugged and said innocently, "This Penniless Monk has been standing here all this while. Everyone has seen it. Besides, this Penniless Monk really can't do anything to another disciple like that. " Fangzheng had played a trick on him. Although he was the one who did it, what he said wasn't what Park Changmin said. This way, it was considered not an answer, nor was it a lie.
Everyone was amused when they heard that, thinking, "This monk is indeed not a proper monk! Hooligan! What a hooligan! " But they liked it!
Park Changmin nearly vomited blood in anger as he glared fiercely at Fangzheng. Unfortunately, he didn't have any evidence, so he couldn't say anything. However, an idea came to Park Changmin as he snorted coldly. "Fangzheng, I suspect that you didn't completely abort my disciple. If that's the case, the previous round should've ended in a draw. "
"That's right. That must be the case! Otherwise, there's no way to explain why Mr. Park Mintae got pregnant out of thin air. Furthermore, it's so obvious! "Immediately, a staff member of the South Korean embassy stepped forward to support him.
The moment that was said, everyone present was somewhat dumbfounded. Park Changmin's words didn't seem to be wrong! Could it be that Abbot Fangzheng was about to lose?
Fangzheng stroked his chin, smiled, and returned with a question. "Is that so?"
The next moment, the staff member felt an excruciating pain in his abdomen. When he looked down, his abdomen was bulging as well.
Park Changmin hurriedly went over to take a look, only to realize that he was also pregnant!
At this point, Park Changmin looked at Fangzheng with a strange look in his eyes. Previously, he had come with a provocation, but now, he had a look of horror! To get someone pregnant out of thin air wasn't something as simple as medical skills. It was the means of a supernatural being. Against such means, how was he to compete? But soon, Park Changmin dispelled this thought. He didn't believe that there were supernatural beings in this world. He believed that all supernatural beings could be explained by science. The situation in front of him was definitely caused by Fangzheng, but he just hadn't noticed it.
"Patron, what do you have to say now?" Fangzheng asked with a chuckle.
Park Changmin took a deep breath and repressed the anger in his heart. Back when Park Mintae was pregnant, he had already tried all sorts of abortion methods. He had used all sorts of drugs, but the facts proved that they were useless. As for the surgery? No one dared to do it. The angles of the needles were just too tricky. Any mistake would result in trouble.
Now, he estimated that the situation was more or less the same. It was useless for him to put on a brave front. Hence, he nodded helplessly. "I admit defeat. Master, please treat my disciple and friend."
Fangzheng looked at the bitter Park Mintae and staff and asked, "The two of you, do you choose a painless abortion, or do you choose …"
"Painless abortion!" The two shouted in unison. Although Fangzheng had been a little ruthless, Park Mintae had to admit that being knocked unconscious was a lot more comfortable than being beaten to a pulp.
Hence, the two obediently came forward. With two smacking sounds, the two of them slumped to the ground, motionless. At that moment, Park Mintae's face was completely swollen like a pig's head.
Park Changmin looked at Park Mintae on the ground before looking at Fangzheng. Then, he looked at his trump card, Lou Gehrig's disease, and hesitated.
"Patron, it's time for you to give the question." At that moment, Fangzheng spoke up.
Park Changmin looked at the monk in front of him, gritted his teeth, and pointed at Lou Gehrig's disease. "It's still him!"
Fangzheng shot a glance at Lou Gehrig's disease and shook his head. "This Penniless Monk won't treat it. It's time for This Penniless Monk to give the question. "
Just as he said that, Red Boy immediately got some water and woke Park Mintae up. Just as Park Mintae woke up and was about to say something, he immediately held his stomach and cried out with a sobbing tone. "Master …"
When Park Changmin saw this, his face turned raven-black as he stared at Fangzheng and asked, "Master, is there any meaning to this?"
Fangzheng replied indifferently, "It's alright."
Park Changmin immediately had the urge to vomit blood. He had a feeling that if this continued, his disciple would probably be beaten to death. Hence, Park Changmin said, "Master, if this continues, it will just be an endless cycle. Why don't we change to treat another illness? "
Park Changmin felt that Fangzheng would definitely agree to his suggestion. After all, it was meaningless to continue.
However …
Fangzheng decisively shook his head and said, "This Penniless Monk thinks it's pretty good now. Why don't we continue? There are so many people behind you. It can last for a long time. "
Upon hearing Fangzheng say that, the people standing behind Park Changmin immediately felt their scalps tingle as their bodies turned cold. Especially the guy who had just fainted. The first thing he did when he got up was to shout, "Master, I suddenly remembered that I still have work to do. I'll leave first." After saying that, the guy covered his face and quickly ran away. Obviously, he was afraid of being slapped.
When the others saw this, they went forward and said to Park Changmin, "Master, I suddenly recalled that I still have work to do. I'll be leaving first."
One of them ran off.
A second person came forward and said, "Master, my stomach hurts. I'm in a hurry to use the bathroom. Goodbye."
"Master, my mom is calling me home for dinner. Goodbye."
"Master …"
Seeing the embassy staff and the apprentices that followed him run off, Park Changmin immediately felt like he had been abandoned by everyone. He felt an indescribable sourness in his heart.
"Teacher, don't worry. I'm still here," Park Mintae suddenly exclaimed.
Park Changmin was taken aback as he looked down at the whipped Park Mintae and asked, "Aren't you afraid?"
Park Mintae shook his head firmly. "Isn't it just being beaten? I'm not afraid."
The moment that was said, Fangzheng pricked up his brows and said indifferently, "This Penniless Monk has treated a little too many people today. Jingxin, I'll leave the rest of the treatment to you."
"Alright, Master! Don't worry! "Red Boy exclaimed in excitement when he heard that.
Park Mintae nearly slumped to the ground in fright. He didn't feel any pain from Fangzheng's slap. However, when he woke up, the pain was excruciating. But compared to Red Boy's slap, it was indeed a painless abortion. More importantly, Red Boy didn't just end with one slap, but five slaps!
With this in mind, Park Mintae's heart palpitated as he looked pitifully at Park Changmin.
Park Changmin sighed and said, "Go back and recuperate."
Park Mintae turned agape and finally gritted his teeth. "Teacher, I'm fine."
"Teacher, I'm really fine. Isn't it just a slap in the mouth? I can still take it, "Park Mintae said firmly.
"I asked you to … Uh, what are you doing?" Park Changmin suddenly exclaimed.
At some point in time, Fangzheng had appeared beside Lou Gehrig's patient and was doing something. The moment he asked, Fangzheng looked up slightly and said with a smile, "Nothing much. I'm helping this patron straighten his neck."
"If you don't know, don't touch a cow. Will you be responsible if someone dies?" Park Mintae hated Fangzheng to the core. Having been slapped so many times, he naturally roared when he found an opportunity.
Fangzheng smiled. "Do you think I should be responsible?" Fangzheng didn't answer Park Mintae but asked Lou Gehrig's patient.
Everyone was taken aback. Ask Lou Gehrig's patient? It was obvious that the patient had lost the ability to speak. What was the point of asking him?
Park Changmin frowned. "Fangzheng, please respect every patient."
"Master respects me very much. He allowed me to speak." At that moment, an unfamiliar and somewhat hoarse voice sounded.
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