"Reverend, what are you doing?" Salted Fish jumped in fright. He was having a great time basking in the sun, but he was suddenly caught. What was he up to?
Fangzheng said, "Cut the crap. The few of you, blow the incense immediately!"
"Uh …" Upon hearing Fangzheng's words, all the disciples were dumbfounded. Blow incense? What was he trying to do?
Fangzheng noticed that the animals were clueless, so he took the initiative to blow at the incense in the cauldron. As the air blew, the tip of the incense instantly lit up, and the speed at which it burned increased.
After Fangzheng was done, he said in all seriousness, "The monastery hasn't been doing well recently. Few visitors have come despite the heavy snow. If there was not a lot of incense offerings, there would be no incense money. Without incense money, there was no money to buy all kinds of delicious food. There's no good food … "
"Master! Don't say anymore. Tell us, what do you want us to do! For the sake of the monastery's incense offerings, I will not shirk my duty! " To Fangzheng's surprise, Squirrel was the first to jump forward before he finished his sentence. He puffed up his tiny chest and shouted with a look of righteousness.
However, Fangzheng felt that the little guy was so proactive because he was afraid of not having enough food.
However, Fangzheng did not care what the reason was. It was fine as long as these guys were willing to work hard. He looked at Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Salted Fish.
Salted Fish said, "Reverend, it's my duty as well. But isn't this considered working for the monastery? Um … can I have an extra bite for dinner? "
Fangzheng nodded. "Well done. Add them all!"
Salted Fish decisively jumped up and flailed his fins, saying domineeringly, "Make way for me! Nobody can stop me. Where's the incense? I'm going to start blowing! "
At that moment, Monkey asked out of curiosity, "Master, you blow the incense to accelerate the burning of the incense. Why don't you just pull it out? "
The other guys looked at Fangzheng when they heard that.
Fangzheng shook his head. "There's a saying that humans strive for dignity, while Buddha strives for incense. To burn incense was to give incense to the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas. You plucked someone's incense. Do you still want to work here? As for blowing the incense, this is equivalent to an express delivery, so it's naturally not a big deal. "
The little fellows were suddenly enlightened.
Fangzheng said, "Alright, cut the crap. While Jingxin can still hold back the tourist group, let's work harder and finish blowing the incense as soon as possible. Also, don't let anyone see you blowing the incense, or there will be no dinner! Also, Salted Fish, be careful. Don't get discovered. "
Fangzheng urged repeatedly.
Under the double pressure of not having dinner and not having any food to eat, the children showed unprecedented enthusiasm. Squirrel jumped onto the incense burner, puffed up his cheeks, and blew at the incense in front of him with all his might. Not to mention that this little thing was not big, but its mouth and lung capacity were not small. The effect of blowing on it was not bad. Immediately, he glanced at the others complacently. Then, the little fellow's complacency vanished in an instant, and he became dumbfounded.
Lone Wolf stood up, opened his mouth, and blew. Saliva spewed out. Even from afar, Squirrel felt like he was taking a shower.
However, the effect was still great. The dozen or so incense sticks were blown into a fiery red color, and the speed at which they burned was much faster. This was a lot faster than Squirrel blowing at them one by one.
Squirrel felt aggrieved, but he was indignant. He thought, "Isn't it just a big head and a big mouth? If I were that big, I would definitely be better! Yes, Salted Fish is small, so he should be inferior to me. "
With this in mind, Squirrel looked at Salted Fish and was dumbfounded.
Salted Fish might not be big, but his fish mouth wasn't small! When he opened his mouth, his cheeks were like exhaust fans, sucking in air and spewing it out like a blower. The incense sticks in front of him rapidly shortened at a discernible pace!
Squirrel wore a bitter look, but he consoled himself. He's a demon, so it's normal for him to be stronger than me. Third Junior Brother shouldn't be that sick, right?
With this in mind, Squirrel looked around but didn't see Monkey. Just as his mind was filled with question marks, thinking that Monkey had given up.
He saw Monkey slowly walk over.
When Salted Fish saw Monkey, he chuckled. "Little Monkey, how is it? Am I, your ancestor, powerful? You little fellows, do you know how powerful this ancestor is now? "
With that said, Salted Fish raised his head smugly.
Monkey indifferently shot a glance at Salted Fish and said, "Do you know the difference between a smart person and a fool?"
Salted Fish was taken aback.
Monkey didn't wait for Salted Fish to speak as he continued. "The difference is that smart people use tools, while fools use brute force."
With that said, Monkey took out his hand from behind his back. He was holding a fan!
Then, under the dumbfounded gazes of the few animals, Monkey waved the huge fan. Instantly, a strong wind stirred as all the incense sticks burned faster …
Lone Wolf, Salted Fish, and Squirrel exchanged looks and cursed in unison. "Shameless!"
Then, Salted Fish and Squirrel went to find something to fan. Lone Wolf looked at his claws and decisively gave up on the idea of using a fan. He continued opening his mouth and blowing, sending saliva flying everywhere …
Red Boy felt uneasy facing the group of women with glowing eyes.
Especially when faced with a few female hooligans who were touching his face, the little guy turned even more anxious. He hurriedly tensed up his face and said in all seriousness, "Amitabha. Patron, men and women shouldn't touch each other."
If these words were said by an adult monk or Fangzheng, the other women would naturally retreat. However, Red Boy's adorable appearance and the serious expression of a little adult made him look even cuter when they complemented each other.
The few women's eyes nearly emitted hearts. Those who didn't reach out their hands all reached out to pinch Red Boy's rosy cheeks. They let out coquettish giggles and sighs. "Wow, Little Venerable One's skin is so good. It's so tender."
"Tsk, you're almost squeezing water out …"
There was even someone who rubbed Red Boy's head and said with a smile, "Aiyah, he's so cute. I really want to hug him."
Red Boy jumped in fright when he heard that. These female hooligans were getting more and more insatiable! He thought to himself, "This isn't the Earth Immortal World. Otherwise, I would have wiped out all these fairies with one shot."
But now, it was just a thought. All he could do was try his best to mimic Fangzheng. He kept a straight face and maintained a safe distance. He wanted to use his actions and righteousness to tell these fairies that he was a proper monk!
But at the next moment …
A woman suddenly squatted down and took out a lollipop. She placed it in front of Red Boy and said with a smile, "Little Venerable One, don't be angry. Let me hug you. I'll give this to you, alright?"
Red Boy sneered inwardly. Do you really think I'm a child? You want to trick me with a lollipop?
Hence, Red Boy said righteously, "At least two!"
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