Fangzheng felt the scene in front of him turn black. The next moment, Fangzheng appeared in a hospital corridor. To be precise, he was outside a delivery room. A young man was sitting on a chair with a dazed look on his face. This person's appearance vaguely resembled Chen Danian. It should be the younger Chen Danian.
"Master, what is he waiting for?" Squirrel asked out of curiosity.
Fangzheng didn't say a word because at that moment, the door to the delivery room opened. A nurse ran out with a baby in her arms, shouting happily. "Daughter! Daughter! Mr. Chen, congratulations on having a daughter. "
"Daughter? A daughter is great … "Chen Danian jumped up in joy. As he carried the child, he asked," How's my wife? "
"Both mother and child are safe," the nurse said with a smile.
Chen Danian couldn't close his mouth from smiling. He looked down at the little guy in his arms. The little guy's face was wrinkled, and his skin was a little red. His eyes were tightly shut, but he wasn't crying. His hands were clenched into fists as though he couldn't bear to let others see a rare treasure.
"Nurse, why isn't she crying?" Chen Danian asked.
"She cried. Her voice was really loud when she first came out! Her mother watched for a while before carrying her out, "the nurse said with a smile.
Chen Danian immediately felt relieved. "That's good. That's good. It's good that the child can cry. Hahaha … Come, daughter. Call Daddy. Quick, call Daddy!" At that moment, Chen Danian felt like he was celebrating the new year.
Apart from being happy, the nurse beside him rolled her eyes.
Squirrel asked Fangzheng, "So it's because she gave birth. It's no wonder she's so happy. However, Master, do you human children call Daddy the moment they're born? "
Red Boy scoffed. "Of course not."
"Are there no genius children who are born to speak?" Salted Fish asked out of curiosity.
Red Boy grinned. "If they really know how to speak, they wouldn't be geniuses."
"What's that?" Salted Fish, Squirrel, and Lone Wolf asked subconsciously.
"That's a demon!" Red Boy said.
Squirrel and Lone Wolf were instantly rendered speechless.
Salted Fish said in disdain, "Indeed, demons are the wisest of all beings."
Fangzheng stroked Salted Fish's head and said, "I heard there's a dish called Steamed Fish Head with Diced Hot Red Peppers …"
"Humans are the wisest of all things." Salted Fish immediately fell with the wind.
Fangzheng continued, "Unfortunately, This Penniless Monk is a vegetarian."
Salted Fish: "…"
At that moment, the scene changed. Everyone appeared on a village road in the 80s or 90s. They saw Chen Danian rushing out of his house and running from house to house.
"When this fellow runs, his mouth is wide open. He's smiling so much that his eyes are gone. Even his saliva is dripping out. Has he turned silly?" Salted Fish mumbled.
Fangzheng said, "I'll follow and take a look."
The few little fellows nodded and followed after him.
Chen Danian rushed into a yard and shouted at the top of his lungs. "Boss Li, I have a daughter!"
"What?" Boss Li's hearing seemed to be poor. He pushed open the paper window frame and poked his head out to ask.
"I have a daughter!" Chen Danian yelled at the top of his lungs, as though he was afraid that the entire world couldn't hear him.
Hearing this, Boss Li grinned. "Haha … Great! Buy me a drink tonight! "
"No problem!" Chen Danian laughed heartily and ran off.
Following that, Chen Danian ran from house to house. Every time he entered a house, he announced that he had a daughter. Some people cheered for him, while others were sleeping or working. They were startled by his shout and jumped up one by one, cursing. However, Chen Danian did not care about the other party's reaction at all.
"How pitiful. He turned silly after having a daughter," Salted Fish said as he shook his head.
Fangzheng couldn't be bothered with him. Although this salted fish had lived for a long time, he had always been a salted fish. He lived on Mount Numinous, watching a bunch of monks live their lives without getting married or having children. Who would know the feelings of all living things in the world when they had children?
The scene changed again. On the stove bed, Chen Danian was carefully carrying a huge cloth bag. He kept making faces at the cloth bag's author as he said, "Yingying, call me Daddy. Call me Daddy. Look at my mouth. Say it like this. Bo, Dad! Dad! Dad! "
On the outside of the cloth bag was a big red blanket, and on the inside was a small quilt. There were layers of clothes wrapped around the quilt, revealing only a confused little face. She opened her eyes and looked at the world in a daze. She looked at the crazy person in front of her who kept making faces at her, nagging non-stop, and not letting her sleep.
"Danian, that's enough, right? You've been carrying her the entire morning. Also, she's so young. Why are you teaching her to call me Daddy? Are you muddle-headed from sleeping? "Chen Danian's wife, Bi Ruxin, scolded him jokingly.
"She's my daughter. How can I have enough of her? Besides, our daughter is a genius. It's said that she can learn in her mother's womb. Now that she's out, she can definitely learn. Ruxin, tell me, why isn't our daughter smiling? "Chen Danian was a first-time father, so he was like a curious child.
"Pfft … How old is she? She doesn't know how to smile yet." Bi Ruxin shook her head with a look of exasperation.
Chen Danian was somewhat disappointed, but just as he was about to put down his daughter, the corners of the girl's mouth curled up for some reason!
At that instant, Chen Danian felt like he had discovered a new continent. He exclaimed in excitement, "Ruxin! Our daughter smiled at me! She smiled! Haha! Aiyah, our daughter is so beautiful when she smiles. She'll definitely be a beauty in the future! "
Bi Ruxin looked at the ceiling in exasperation and shook her head slightly. She mumbled. "What a big child."
However, Bi Ruxin could sense Chen Danian's love for his daughter. It was truly a case of holding her in one's hands and holding her in one's mouth. However, she was still very happy about this. At the very least, her man wasn't sexist.
The scene changed again. The weather had already turned hot, and the room was very warm.
Chen Danian hugged Chen Yingying and said with a look of reluctance, "Aiyah, it's time to sleep again. My dear daughter, Daddy can't bear to part with you … "
"Enough. You're hugging our daughter without letting go the moment you come home. Are you a sticky bean bun? You won't let go once you're clinging to your daughter, "Bi Ruxin scolded him jokingly.
Chen Danian said with a smile, "Let me tease our daughter a little longer. I'll stick to anything you want. Come, my daughter, call me Daddy. "
"You … Alright, alright. Quickly put our daughter in bed. It's time to sleep. Look, the little girl is already yawning. "Bi Ruxin found it infuriating and amusing.
Only then did Chen Danian reluctantly put down the child. But when he pulled back, perhaps it was a coincidence or something else, the little girl suddenly grabbed one of Chen Danian's fingers. She looked at Chen Danian with her watery eyes as though she was saying, "I can't bear to part with you."
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