Just as Salted Fish was about to say something, he saw Fangzheng stare at him with a solemn expression. "Either I ride on you and fly, or I ride on you and use Fish Kinesis Flight. Otherwise, I'll throw you to the police and let you eat salted fish slices tonight!"
"You sure are ruthless, but … Do you think my Dharmic powers can carry you?" Salted Fish scoffed.
Fangzheng was taken aback. "What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? I don't have enough Dharmic powers. I can't fly with a person, "Salted Fish said.
Fangzheng imagined that Salted Fish was shirking the responsibility. Red Boy was the one who could carry him, so why was there so much trouble when it came to Salted Fish? For the first time, Fangzheng regretted not bringing Red Boy down the mountain. Hence, Fangzheng said angrily, "Does that mean you are basically useless?"
Towards the end, there was a threatening tone.
When Salted Fish heard that, he hurriedly shouted. "You want to slice me? I'm impressed. Sit tight! "
With that said, Salted Fish stood up! Fangzheng was also flipped to the ground.
"You can fly now?" Fangzheng asked with widened eyes.
"Fly my ass! I'm going all out. I'll run! If you're not afraid of shortening my lifespan, come up. I'll carry you! "Salted Fish flicked his whiskers and said indignantly.
Fangzheng was taken aback as he looked at Salted Fish's tiny body in a daze. Salted Fish wasn't big, about the length of an arm. But it wasn't short. If he lay on his side, he could barely be used as a skateboard. He could step on it or ride it. However, only then did Fangzheng realize that this fellow looked like a fish! Did fish swim sideways? Once this fellow stood up and rode on it … Fangzheng subconsciously tightened his asshole.
However, compared to riding on it, the one on its back left Fangzheng in a difficult position. This tiny fellow could stand up and bend his back. It looked rather decent, but the problem was, how was he to carry such a tiny one? Fangzheng looked at Salted Fish's smug look. Clearly, this fellow had no intention of carrying him, but was giving him a difficult problem!
Fangzheng was indeed in a difficult position. However, with a sweep of his eyes, he realized that Salted Fish not only had two fins on the top, but he also had two fins on the bottom. However, these two fins weren't of much use.
Fangzheng smiled inwardly. There's a way!
Salted Fish had an ominous feeling when he saw Fangzheng's smile. The next moment …
On the road, because of the hijacking, there was a traffic jam. Many drivers impatiently honked, but there was nothing they could do.
A fat bald man touched the steering wheel and made a phone call. "You don't have to invite me, invite me, invite me, but don't call me you, you, you, you. Sister, can I call you sister? Can the traffic police act faster? I haven't moved a meter in half an hour! Today's salary was going to be deducted! My car is slower than a tortoise! Hmm? Hmm … wait a minute, can I ask a question? "
"What is it?" the person on the other side was very gentle and didn't get angry.
Fatty touched his bald head and looked at the rearview mirror. He swallowed his saliva and asked, "Does riding an electric scooter on the road deduct points? Is there a fine? "
"It depends on the situation," the man said patiently.
"Does the traffic law say what's the penalty for riding a fish on the motorway?" Baldy asked in disbelief.
The other party was stunned, clearly not understanding the bald man's meaning. "What do you mean?"
Then, he heard the bald man touch his head and yell. "Holy sh * t! I saw a monk riding a fish and running over! That speed is at least 80, no, 90, no, 100 km/h! F * * k, what's going on? That fish looks like a salted fish! "
"Ahem, Sir, what you saw might be a salted fish electric scooter, right?"
"Scooter my ass! That thing doesn't have wheels, and its fins are tiny. It's twisting as it runs. It's really sexy, and it runs so f * * king fast! "
"Du … Du …" The man finally lost his patience and mumbled. "I can answer your questions patiently, but what's the point of teasing me? I'm not a woman, so what sister? Sister my ass! "
Just as he put down the phone, it rang again. He picked it up and before he could say a word, he heard the person on the other side shout. "Heavens! It's turned into a spirit. Are you going to do something about it? A fish is on the road! "
"Uh, you'll have to get a sanitation worker for that."
"The problem is that this fellow is carrying a person. He runs faster than a horse!"
"Du … Du …" The man said angrily, "What's the point of these people? They're even changing the person to mock me. "
At that moment, the man heard his colleagues mumble. "What a joke. A fish is on the road? Why don't you say a pig has climbed a tree? I'd be a fool to believe you. "
The moment that was said, the few of them exchanged looks and asked in unison, "You also received such a call?"
One person might be fake and teasing, but all of them received it. F * * k — The few of them broke out into a sweat as they hurriedly called back to verify the situation.
And at that moment, on the road, a monk was stepping on the fins beneath Salted Fish's body. His hands were tugging at the two whiskers like he was a racehorse rider. He had his ass in the air and his back bent as he ran down the street at lightning speed.
Fangzheng chuckled. "Giddy up! Giddy up! "
A dark cloud hung over Salted Fish's face. He still remembered the moment he left the house. He was in high spirits as he galloped happily. But in just a short while, the situation had reversed. He thought bitterly, "Sigh, what goes around comes around."
Just as Fangzheng was feeling smug, he suddenly realized that something was amiss. Why were the people around him looking at him? Could it be? Fangzheng suddenly smacked the fish's head. "You didn't turn invisible?"
"You didn't say anything either?" Salted Fish exclaimed.
"I …" Fangzheng really wanted to curse out loud. This was a huge scam! However, Fangzheng's mind was still sharp. He immediately cast A Golden Millet Dream. After the people around him were taken aback …
"Bro, don't shout for no reason. I went to take a look. It's a self-balancing car in the shape of a salted fish. The wheels are hidden under the fins, and it's invisible at a glance. Those people saw wrongly. However, this bastard ran too fast, and there was a traffic jam, so we couldn't catch him, "a traffic policeman reported.
"Phew, I knew it …" There was a sigh from the other end of the line.
At the same time, Fangzheng heaved a sigh of relief, thinking, "Thankfully I'm smart. Otherwise, I would be in the headlines again and be dissected."
Fangzheng shook his head and took out his cell phone. He looked at the GPS and patted the fish's head. "Turn left!"
Before long, Fangzheng arrived at the hospital's entrance. He wrapped Salted Fish in a black bag and carried him on his back. Only then did he slowly walk into the hospital. After asking around, he learned of the salesperson named Qiu Yu's situation.
Qiu Yu was still being resuscitated, and his current situation wasn't optimistic.
Fangzheng immediately ran out of the resuscitation room. When he saw that there was no one around, he smacked the fish's head and turned invisible. Before long, someone came out, and he immediately blended in. Looking at Qiu Yu lying on the bed, with Fangzheng's current understanding of medicine, he could tell at a glance what was wrong. The nail happened to be stuck in a crack in the brain's nerves. Just a slight movement of the nail could damage the brain. Therefore, the doctor was very careful, not daring to be careless.
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