Red Boy frowned, thinking, "Why is this darn fish so troublesome?" Just as he was about to say something, he saw that Fangzheng wasn't angry at all. He took out a bamboo pole and hung a metal hook on it. He threw the hook in front of Salted Fish and said, "It's fine if you don't want to enter. Why don't you bite this hook and I'll carry you out?"
Salted Fish's face darkened when he saw this. F * * k, did he really think he was a dead fish? She subconsciously imagined Fangzheng carrying a bamboo pole on his shoulder with a hook hanging from it. There was a huge salted fish hanging from the hook, trembling as he walked. When the wind blew, it would even spin. Salted Fish couldn't help but shiver. He put away his walking stick and lay down on the black cloth bag, looking like he was about to die a martyr's death. He shouted. "Come on!"
When Fangzheng saw this, he chuckled and thought, "You think I can't teach you a lesson?"
With that said, Fangzheng wrapped Salted Fish up in layers with the black cloth. Then, he threw it behind him. The two ends came down from his shoulders and tied it tightly around his chest.
"Master, are you really planning on carrying him out?" Red Boy couldn't help but ask. This treatment was way too good! Even he hadn't received such treatment.
Fangzheng chuckled. "Of course. Otherwise, a salted fish will get into trouble sooner or later if he walks around randomly."
"Reverend, give me an opening too. Let me see what's outside," Salted Fish shouted from inside the black cloth bag. Salted Fish shouted from inside the black cloth bag. Apart from feeling a little suffocated lying in the black cloth bag, it was also rather comfortable. It felt like he was riding a high-class ox cart.
Fangzheng didn't know what Salted Fish was thinking. If he knew that Salted Fish was comparing him to an ox, he probably wouldn't have left the mountain and would have beaten Salted Fish up.
Upon hearing Salted Fish's shout, Fangzheng got Red Boy to make an opening where the fish's eyes were.
Red Boy was agile, and his fingernails were as sharp as knives. He easily made a perfect opening, revealing the fish's eyes. Those who didn't know would think that there was a precious Fish Eye Stone embedded in the black cloth bag! Now, Salted Fish was completely relieved. He knew that the monk really wanted to take him down the mountain. With this in mind, Salted Fish smiled smugly. "Indeed, so what if I lied to him? Hehe … "
However, before Salted Fish could gloat for a moment, Fangzheng picked up a bamboo pole and used a hook to pick up something. However, due to the angle, Salted Fish couldn't see it. However, the moment Fangzheng touched it, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, Monkey, and Red Boy, who were standing by the side, ran off as though they were avoiding a plague. Instantly, Salted Fish instinctively felt that it wasn't anything good!
The next moment, Salted Fish's thoughts were confirmed.
A pair of smelly shoes was picked up by a hook on the bamboo pole and fell directly into the empty space in front of his eyes! When the wind blew, the smell entered the cave through the entrance! Salted Fish felt a smell that was even more salty and smelly than his. Immediately, he felt suffocated! His eyes were about to roll back into his head!
Salted Fish yelled, "Aiyah! What's that smell?! "
Salted Fish really didn't know what it was. Those who could ascend Mount Numinous were either Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, or Arhats. These people's bodies were spotless and didn't have any smells. Ordinary people who could ascend Mount Numinous were accomplished cultivators, so they naturally wouldn't carry a stench up the mountain. They would bathe and change into clean clothes before ascending the mountain to pay respects to Buddha.
Therefore, Salted Fish wasn't mentally prepared for the smell of smelly feet. He felt as though a hundred thousand rotten eggs were fermenting at the same time. It made him want to vomit!
"Stop shouting. That's This Penniless Monk's shoes. Since we're going out, we need to bring some backup items, "said Fangzheng.
"Can't you wrap it up?" Salted Fish tried his best to hold his breath, but the moment he opened his mouth, the smell surged into his mouth. He was so surprised to taste it with his tongue that his stomach began to twist in discomfort.
Fangzheng chuckled. "There's nothing I can do about it. The smell of these shoes is strong. I have to blow it with the wind; otherwise, it won't be comfortable wearing it."
"You might be comfortable, but I'm dying! Quick, take it away! "Salted Fish yelled.
Fangzheng said, "There's no place to take it. Just make do with it. We'll be leaving soon. Remember, shut up and don't move. If you make a sound, This Penniless Monk will send you back. You can forget about leaving in the future. "
Salted Fish couldn't take it any longer after smelling it for a while. He tried his best to hold his breath, but the smell seemed magical as it lingered in his mind, refusing to dissipate. Salted Fish thought to himself, "Is this the legendary stench that lasts ten thousand years?"
Just as he was about to step into the Formless Door, Fangzheng narrowed his eyes. He really didn't believe that Salted Fish could take it.
Indeed, at the instant Fangzheng was about to push open the Formless Door, Salted Fish yelled. "I submit! You can stuff your thing into my Sumeru Scales! I can't accept it! It's murder! "
Fangzheng was instantly amused as he hurriedly removed the food hanging on his chest and asked, "How do I put them in?"
When Salted Fish saw this, he understood everything. The darn baldy was using the smelly shoes to force him to submit. Indeed, when a shameless person met a shameless person, he was ultimately no match for them! Since he had already said it, he couldn't take it back. Hence, Salted Fish gritted his teeth and said, "As long as you want to put them in and hand them over, I'll naturally help you keep them. If you want to take anything, just say the word and extend your hand. I'll put them out for you. However, you have to open a hole in the cloth bag. You won't be able to touch my hand, so I won't be able to hand them to you. "
Fangzheng was delighted when he heard that. He hurriedly removed the cloth bag and made another hole. However, there was a problem. If he did that, Salted Fish would be tied vertically behind him. If he wanted to take something, he would have to awkwardly extend his hand to his back. It would be extremely troublesome. Although it would be convenient to hang Salted Fish upside down, Salted Fish wouldn't agree to it.
After some thought, Fangzheng finally tied Salted Fish like a short knife around his waist. From an outsider's point of view, they would see Fangzheng dressed in white monk robes with a black strip of cloth around his waist. There was a black bag that resembled a short knife hanging from his back! Those who didn't know better wouldn't think that it was a salted fish. They would only think that the ancient monk was carrying a short knife on his back. After all, the shape of the fish resembled a knife.
With such a bundle, it was easy for Fangzheng to take something. All he needed to do was swipe his back and he would be able to get it. He attempted to put food in and then take it out again. After going back and forth a few times, Fangzheng was having a lot of fun.
"Have you had enough?" Salted Fish shouted impatiently.
Fangzheng smiled awkwardly and took off the smelly shoe. When Salted Fish saw this, his expression turned nasty. Thinking of how he would stuff this crappy thing into his scales, he probably wouldn't be a salted fish in the future. He would most likely become a salted fish! However, it was better than putting it in front of his eyes to suffocate him. But the next moment, he saw Fangzheng throw the shoe to the side. He got Red Boy to keep an eye on it and not throw it away. It was obvious that he would need it in the future.
When Salted Fish saw this, his expression instantly darkened. Indeed, this crappy shoe was used to disgust him. Furthermore, he was planning on using it for a long period of time! This darn baldy sure was nice. He wasn't afraid of the embarrassment of being exposed. He didn't even bother to put up a perfunctory front. After forcing him to submit in front of him, he threw the shoe and left! Salted Fish couldn't help but sigh inwardly. When did Buddha go blind? Why did he take in such a shameless fellow as a monk? Sigh … Amidst his sigh, he forgot that he was a shameless salted fish that Buddha had brought back …
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