Cai Fang hurriedly gave Ouyang Huazai a call.
However, there was an angry roar on the other end of the line, "These bastard villagers have given us the wrong directions …"
On the other end of the line, Ouyang Huazai felt that something was amiss as he walked. Finally, he stopped a villager from another village to ask for directions. The moment he asked, he was immediately infuriated! He had gone the wrong way! He had been running for half an hour for nothing!
At that moment, Cai Fang's call came. He happened to hear Ouyang Huazai's angry roar.
Cai Fang immediately understood what had happened when he heard that. He could not help but smile wryly. He was at a loss for words. After confirming that Ouyang Huazai was back, he heaved a sigh of relief.
As for Fangzheng, he saw more and more people. Furthermore, he did not know any of them. All of them looked at him as though he was a cheat. All sorts of provocative gazes pissed him off. Therefore, he decided to head to the backyard. Reading the news on the Internet was better than staring at these people. From time to time, they would listen to the mockery that was deliberately meant for him to hear.
With Fangzheng gone, the only stranger was gone. The yard became even livelier as people surrounded the bodhi tree in amazement. Chen Jing's face was also filled with amazement.
Fangzheng stayed behind for a while and felt that something was amiss. Why were the voices outside getting louder? Was it getting more and more noisy?
"That won't do. These people are too noisy." Fangzheng charged out once again.
The moment he came out, Fangzheng was infuriated. These so-called literati were surrounding the bodhi tree and pointing at it. Some of them were even reciting poems. Their impassioned expressions made it seem as though they were infatuated with themselves. Fangzheng listened to a few lines …
"Bodhi, Bodhi, why are you so green?
Why are you so green?
Don't you know that it's already winter in the north? It's time to shed your green leaves and put on your autumn clothes?
… "
Fangzheng's face turned ashen. Although he had not been in school for long, he had read quite a bit of ancient poetry. He knew what ancient poetry was, and he also knew some modern poetry. However, he had never been interested in modern poetry. He always felt that it was just a rearrangement of language texts. It was a modern poem that lacked a certain charm. It could also be said that Fangzheng had no taste …
Now, when he heard these people reciting their original poems, Fangzheng could not help but think, "What the heck! It's not even as good as the sea being full of water! "
Therefore, Fangzheng hurriedly went forward and said, "Amitabha. Patrons, Buddhism is a peaceful place. If you wish to recite poems, please leave."
"Hey, little monk, what are you talking about? Scholars reciting poems and composing songs were elegant! If not for Ouyang Huazai's match today, do you think we would have come? Even if you invite us, we won't come! " The man who was reciting the poem was displeased. He had a huge face with pockmarks all over it. Although he was a scholar, Fangzheng had a nagging feeling that if he wore a mahjong mask, he would immediately look like a bandit.
"That's right. It's not a great honor for our poems to land in your monastery. In a hundred years, it might even become famous like the Yueyang Building, riding on the aura of scholars," someone echoed.
"Little monk, you don't know poetry, so don't participate. Go to the backyard and get some water. Don't disturb our mood."
Fangzheng was infuriated when he heard them ramble on endlessly. However, he could not flare up. With an idea, he turned to leave.
After leaving the monastery, Fangzheng whistled. A huge wolf crawled out of a pile of snow. It was none other than Lone Wolf.
"Don't be lazy. Chase all those bastards out of the temple. Don't leave a single one alive! Don't kill or spill blood. The rest is up to you. "
After Fangzheng said that, he returned to the monastery.
The man who had previously mocked Fangzheng said with a laugh, "Little monk, why are you back? Didn't you not like it? If you don't like it, go out for a walk. "
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. What sort of person was this? This was his monastery!
Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. Patrons, are you sure you want to continue causing a ruckus here? If Buddha blames you, don't blame This Penniless Monk for not warning you. "
"Buddha blames me? Haha, I have never seen Buddha my entire life. If I were lucky, it would naturally be a good thing! "someone said with a loud laugh. The others echoed.
Jing Yan, Chen Jing, and Cai Fang looked at Fangzheng before suddenly realizing something. The few of them hurriedly left the monastery.
Cai Fang even helped Fangzheng persuade those people to come out. However, none of them came out. They even threatened that Cai Fang was not a scholar and lacked courage!
Seeing that everyone was out, Fangzheng closed the door and went to the backyard. When the back door opened, Lone Wolf entered.
"Amitabha. I don't know a thing," mumbled Fangzheng.
Lone Wolf grinned widely and went out.
Not long later, there was a commotion in the courtyard in front of him. There were howls and howls. There was Lone Wolf howling, as well as the so-called courageous scholars. It was quite lively.
"Wolf!"
"Holy sh * t, where did the wolf come from!"
"Such a huge wolf. Was it born from a cow?"
"Who the f * * k closed the door? Open the door! "
"Aiyah, my ass!"
Rip …
Pants, my pants …
"Where are my shoes!?"
"Save me …"
Three minutes later, when Fangzheng went out again, the courtyard was already empty. However, there were rags and shoes strewn all over the ground. It was like a rag-and-bone market.
Fangzheng shook his head and took out a broom to sweep everything into a pile. He threw them into the trash can and pushed the door. Holy sh * t, it did not budge!
He heard someone shout from outside, "The wolf is knocking on the door! Block the door, block the door! Come and block the door! "
Fangzheng was rendered speechless. Was this their courage? Wasn't it a little too much?
Outside, Jing Yan said eccentrically, "Aiyah, aren't you all brave? Didn't you want to meet Buddha? Why didn't you grasp such a good opportunity? "
Cai Fang said with a wry smile, "Everyone, why did you do this?"
"Cai Fang, Jing Yan, did you already know?" Pancake Face said angrily.
Cai Fang was a good person, but it was not appropriate for him to say such a thing.
Instead, it was Chen Jing who was happy watching this. He had suffered quite a bit previously and was filled with resentment. He had even been surrounded by these literati and poets to criticize him. Although it sounded good, it sounded like mockery no matter how he looked at it! He had nowhere to vent his anger and was about to explode.
Now, seeing these people in such a state, he naturally beamed. He said with a chuckle, "What do we know? All we know is that people who do not abide by the rules of others and act recklessly are of poor quality. It's normal for them to be taught a lesson. "
He seemed to have forgotten that he was the one who did not abide by the rules previously.
When Pancake Face and company heard that, their faces blushed as they scoffed, "What do you mean not abide by the rules? We recite poems and exchange literature. It's a matter of elegance! "
"Tch … You call that literature? It's fine if you get the Writers' Association to compose poems, but all you can write is something that looks good, "said Jing Yan disdainfully.
Pancake Face was enraged, but when he looked at Jing Yan, he did not even let out a fart. Clearly, he was afraid of Jing Yan.
Fangzheng pushed the door again, and Pancake Face's legs nearly went limp from fright. Just now, Lone Wolf had paid special attention to him, causing him to tear his pants in half. Now, his pants had turned into shorts. It was as though he was on a Hawaiian beach in the middle of winter!
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