The moment that was said, everyone present was first taken aback before they roared with laughter. "I thought it was something serious. Our village is only so big. Why would we need so many combined harvesters? So what if we give them away? Besides, even if we don't give them away, what's the point of keeping them? No one in our village has the time to operate such things. If we have the time, we might as well practice our skills. "
Fangzheng heaved a sigh of relief when he saw everyone agree.
"In that case, I'll head to the Jiangyong Combined Harvester Factory and bring the machine back," said Wang Yougui.
With everything settled, Fangzheng led his disciples up the mountain.
Fangzheng originally believed that everything was settled, but before he could even warm up, he received a call from Wang Yougui. "What? The other party is going back on their word? "
"Yes. That grandson, Sun Youqian, is going back on his word. He even said that our bet is illegal and that the note we signed doesn't count. Sigh … I was negligent. I should have written an IOU. I shouldn't have written a bet … "Wang Yougui sighed." Without the machine, we probably won't be able to give it away. "
Fangzheng had put it on speakerphone. Red Boy, Monkey, Lone Wolf, and Squirrel were by the side. When they heard that, all of them were infuriated!
Squirrel waved his claws. "This person is too shameless! I want to beat him up! "
"Amitabha. This Penniless Monk curses him for not being able to pee," said Monkey.
Lone Wolf said, "If we knew this would happen, we would have detained him and only released him when we saw the machine."
Red Boy said, "Master, why don't I do it? If he dares … "
"That's enough. You guys stop shouting. I'll resolve this matter. "Fangzheng sneered. How could One Finger Village's items be reneged on? He assured Wang Yougui that he would resolve the matter.
"Master, don't tell me you plan on using your divine powers again? If you use your divine powers, I might as well use mine, "grumbled Red Boy. He was still hoping to get his divine powers back so he could go out and have some fun.
Fangzheng smiled. "Leave your divine powers for now. Watch me!"
With that said, Fangzheng took out a brush and paper. He wrote a few words in a flamboyant manner before stuffing it into Red Boy's hands. "Send this to Sun Youqian."
Red Boy picked it up and glanced at it. He was instantly overjoyed. He could feel the magic power in his body returning, so he flew up into the sky and disappeared into the distance.
Fangzheng sat in the backyard and sipped his tea. He mumbled, "What a baneful aura. Clearly, he earned quite a bit of ill-gotten wealth. I'll use it today to accumulate merit and do good. Yes … This Penniless Monk is indeed a good person. He even helps bad people. "
When Sun Youqian returned to the Jiangyong Harvester Factory, he planned on sending Wang Yougui away with a few words, but Wang Yougui was a stubborn person. Since Sun Youqian was going to renege on his debt, he wouldn't leave! He sat in the hall and blocked Sun Youqian.
Sun Youqian sat in his office helplessly. At that moment, there was a knock on his door. When he opened it, there was no one outside.
Sun Youqian scratched his head and mumbled, "Who's so bored …"
When he turned around, he saw a piece of paper on his desk!
Sun Youqian was certain that the piece of paper wasn't his! It wasn't there a moment ago! Suddenly, he felt his hair stand on end …
At the same time, he heard a child's voice, "Do you want to give me life or give me away? Have you thought it through?"
Sun Youqian jumped in fright as he surveyed his surroundings. At the same time, he roared, "Who is it!?"
His office was only that big, and he could see everything at a glance. There wasn't a single person in the office! Sun Youqian felt his hair stand on end as he mumbled inwardly. It must be a child from some family who had come to cause trouble. Therefore, he opened all the cabinet doors and began searching for the child. In the end … there was nothing!
Sun Youqian's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he looked at the piece of paper on his desk. On it were the words: Give birth to a child soon!
It was signed by Fangzheng!
The cold sweat on Sun Youqian's forehead increased. "Fangzheng? Isn't that that young monk? Why did he give me this piece of paper? Also, what does he mean by that? "
Just as Sun Youqian was feeling puzzled, his eyes widened the next moment. He pulled up his clothes in horror and looked at his belly. He saw that his belly was beginning to swell up …
"It's big! It's big! Why is it so big!?" Sun Youqian cried out in horror. He tried to stand up, but his belly was too big and heavy. He nearly failed to stand up! He struggled to stand up, opened the door, and rushed out. He was truly afraid … His belly had grown bigger for some baffling reason. What was going on? Although he was asking, the first thought that came to his mind was Fangzheng's words: "Give birth to a child soon!"
"Don't tell me I'm really going to give birth …" Sun Youqian was truly frightened. He rushed downstairs, but he didn't see Wang Yougui. He ran out and drove away.
Wang Yougui went to the bathroom, but he didn't see Sun Youqian when he came out. He continued waiting in the hall … At that moment, a few men in black suits walked in. When they saw Wang Yougui, they went forward and greeted him. "Are you One Finger Village's village chief, Mr. Wang?"
"It's … you?" Wang Yougui was somewhat taken aback.
"It's fine. Village Chief, don't be agitated. Our boss heard that your village encountered some trouble and got us to come take a look. If there's anything, just tell us directly. You can call me Little Zhao. This is our boss's name card. If One Finger Village encounters any trouble in the future, feel free to tell us. "The man handed the name card to Wang Yougui.
Wang Yougui picked it up and saw the words: Jing Dragon Corporation's General Manager: Jing Yulong. Beneath it were a few phone numbers, and there was a handwritten number.
"It's handwritten. It's a private number," Little Zhao hurriedly explained.
However, Wang Yougui was dumbfounded. What was going on? He didn't know Jing Yulong, but he knew of the Jing Dragon Corporation. It was a behemoth! It was rich! F * * k, if I'm not mistaken, it seems like …
Wang Yougui laughed …
Sun Youqian had a nagging feeling that he might really be pregnant. He didn't dare go to a big hospital, afraid that it would embarrass him if word got out. Therefore, he found a TCM doctor friend. After the other party took his pulse, he looked at Sun Youqian oddly and said, "Manager Sun, I don't know what to say."
"What do you mean you don't know? Say it! "Sun Youqian turned anxious.
"Mainly, I don't know if I should bless you or pity you. You are pregnant … "the doctor said.
Sun Youqian felt his vision turn dark as he nearly fainted. He had a wife, but they never had a child. The two of them even thought about getting a test tube baby. In the end, his wife didn't get pregnant, but he did … He really didn't know if this was a good thing or a bad thing.
"However, your pulse is very strange. It's best you go to the hospital to get an X-ray," his TCM friend said.
Sun Youqian immediately got up. He felt his back ache so much that walking was difficult, but he gritted his teeth and drove to the hospital.
Similarly, Sun Youqian didn't dare line up. He secretly found an acquaintance and used his connections to find the best doctor to do an X-ray for him …
"Dr. Sun, I'll be relying on you this time," Sun Youqian said bitterly.
Dr. Sun gestured for him to lie down and said gently, "Alright, relax. Don't be nervous. It's just a man being pregnant. There's nothing to be surprised about. Let me tell you, I received a patient a year ago. It was also a man who was pregnant. Furthermore, he wasn't pregnant with a child, but a brick! "
"A brick!?" Sun Youqian was stunned before he shook his head. "How is that possible? How can a person be pregnant with a brick? "
"You have to believe me. The world is huge, and there are all sorts of wonders. I didn't believe it in the past either, but after inviting many experts, they confirmed that he was pregnant with a brick. Furthermore, the brick is gradually growing … Tsk tsk. " Dr. Sun shook his head and said, "I'm not fooling you about this. Everyone in the hospital knows about it."
When Sun Youqian saw his friend nod, he only believed half of it before asking, "How did he do it? Don't tell me a perfectly fine person got f * cked by a brick? "
Dr. Sun said with a smile, "Who knows how he did it. However, I heard that he went to One Finger Monastery before he got pregnant. That monastery is pretty amazing. A couple who couldn't get pregnant went there a long time ago, and they actually got pregnant when they came back … Tsk tsk … Of course, we are all materialists. This might be a coincidence … Uh, Manager Sun, what's wrong? " Halfway through Dr. Sun's sentence, he noticed that Sun Youqian's expression had turned extremely odd. His expression was a little ugly as he asked out of concern.
Sun Youqian gulped a mouthful of saliva and said, "It's fine. Doctor, quickly take a look at me …"
Dr. Sun nodded and began carefully observing him …
"Let me take a look. Eh … Eh? Ah!? Holy sh * t! "Dr. Sun was still fine in the beginning, but he kept making strange noises later on. In the end, he nearly jumped up.
Sun Youqian's heart palpitated as he asked, "Doctor, what did you see?"
Dr. Sun wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Manager Sun, what did you do?"
"What? I'm also pregnant with something with edges? "Sun Youqian asked in panic.
"Don't worry. It's not a brick," Dr. Sun said.
"That's good. Then what is it?" Sun Youqian asked.
"From the looks of it, it looks a little like a harvester …" Dr. Sun carefully observed and enunciated each word with a hint of suspicion.
When Manager Sun heard that, his eyes rolled back and he nearly fainted on the spot! Manager Sun's friend exclaimed, "How is that possible? Bricks come in all sizes. It's understandable if you f * ck it, but a harvester … Manager Sun, you aren't that lacking in love, right? "
"Scram!" Manager Sun got up and did not even wipe the liquid off his stomach. He got up and ran out.
"Manager Sun, don't be agitated. Don't mess up the fetus!" Manager Sun's friend shouted nervously.
When Manager Sun heard that, he nearly fainted from anger. He rushed out of the hospital and drove away.
Dr. Sun sat on a chair and looked at the screenshot on the screen. He marveled and said, "I doubt anyone will believe me if I tell them my life's experiences! If anyone believes me, I should be able to win a Nobel Prize … "
Manager Sun left the hospital and headed straight for Mt. One Finger! At that moment, other than Fangzheng's words: "Have a son soon," there was also the child's voice. "Patron, have you thought it through?"
Screech!
Manager Sun's car came to a halt.
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