After entering the yard, he closed the door and confirmed that there were no outsiders nearby. Only then did he shout smugly, "Jingfa, Jingzhen, Jingkuan, Jingxin, don't come." Fangzheng originally wanted to posture in front of his disciples, but when he thought of how Jingxin was a great demon king, what had he not seen? To posture in front of him? He would likely be mocked, so he might as well get him to scram.
However, the monastery was only that big. With Fangzheng's shout, everyone was naturally present. All of them asked curiously, "Master, what's wrong?"
Fangzheng pretended not to see the naked kid in the red dudou. He coughed dryly and said, "I'll do a miracle for everyone!"
"A miracle?" Lone Wolf was very cooperative. His eyes widened as he asked curiously. "A miracle?"
Monkey raised his eyelids like an old monk in meditation.
Squirrel yawned and rubbed his belly. "Master, didn't you bring back anything to eat from your trip out?"
Fangzheng slapped the fatty and scolded him jokingly. "Little guy, all you know is eating!"
Red Boy looked at Squirrel who had been beaten and decisively swallowed the words he was about to say. With his understanding of Fangzheng, all he could do was flatter him. If he were to undermine him, he would definitely suffer. He might as well shut up and watch the show.
Then he stood with his hands behind his back, looking like an accomplished monk. Unfortunately, his four disciples had long seen through his true nature. No one believed him and instead waited curiously to see his miracle.
Fangzheng was very pleased with his four disciples' reactions. Hence, he looked up at the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall and shouted, "Ten Thousand Buddha Hall, change!"
The four disciples turned around simultaneously and looked at the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall.
A few seconds later, there were no changes to the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall.
"My reaction might be slow. Everyone, wait a little longer. Such a powerful divine power …" Fangzheng turned embarrassed.
A few minutes later …
Squirrel yawned and said, "Master, what did you change into?"
Fangzheng looked at his four disciples' dumbfounded expressions as he cried inwardly, "System, what are you doing? Upgrading! "
"You didn't say anything about upgrading. All you said was that the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall would change, but you didn't say anything about me upgrading it. I'm also waiting for the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall to transform and see what it will transform into," said the System languidly.
Fangzheng was instantly rendered speechless. This darn System was indeed a scam!
"You … you win. Now, immediately upgrade the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall, "said Fangzheng.
"Are you sure?" the System asked.
"Yes!" Fangzheng said with certainty.
"Are you sure?" the System asked again.
"Definitely!" Fangzheng hurriedly said when he saw that his disciples were beginning to doubt his abilities. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he pretended to be pretentious halfway?
The next moment, a yellow light exploded in front of Fangzheng!
Then …
"Ahhhhh!"
Five screams rang out!
Following that, a large white wolf flew out of the monastery and crashed outside the monastery!
Lone Wolf shook his head and spat out the dirt and grass in his mouth. Just as he was about to curse, Master, what the hell are you doing?
In the end, the sky above him turned black!
Lone Wolf looked up and saw a red buttocks falling from the sky, accompanied by a scream!
"I …"
Bang!
Before Lone Wolf could say anything, Monkey sat him down on the ground, his head once again in the pit …
"Aiyo, it doesn't hurt to fall from such a high place." Monkey originally imagined that he would suffer a huge fall, but it didn't hurt … He touched the bottom of his butt. It was soft, warm, and furry. When he looked down, he saw half of Lone Wolf's face peeking out from under his butt. His eyes were slanted at Monkey.
Monkey scratched his head in embarrassment. "Hey, Eldest Senior Brother, sorry about that. I didn't see. Ha …"
"Get up!" Lone Wolf shouted!
Just as he said that, Lone Wolf exclaimed, "Again?"
"What again?" Monkey looked up and saw a fellow in a red dudou fall from the sky!
Bang!
Monkey fell to the ground. Just as he was about to say something, he saw Squirrel descend from the sky. Upon seeing Squirrel, Monkey and Red Boy heaved a sigh of relief. The little guy was small and meaty, so it was fine to be smashed.
That's not right. Where's Master?
Just as this thought arose, they saw a shadow descend. Fangzheng had descended from the sky!
"Holy sh * t!" His disciples exclaimed in unison!
"Dodge!" Fangzheng yelled as he landed.
When Lone Wolf heard the sound, he spent a great deal of effort to move his head out from under Monkey's butt. When he looked up, he immediately felt despair. Was there no end to this?
Bam!
Fangzheng plummeted like a human bomb. Red Boy flung Squirrel away and dodged. Monkey failed to dodge in time and was struck by Fangzheng, causing him to fall to the ground. The Quintessential Qi that he had been building up for a long time was deflated by Fangzheng's strike …
Lone Wolf's skin was as tough as steel, so he was naturally unafraid of being smashed a few times. Just as he was about to get up and roar, he opened his mouth and a gust of clear air entered his body. The next moment, Lone Wolf's eyes rolled back as he staggered to his feet. He spun three times before his head tilted to the side and his tongue stuck out. His eyes rolled back as he fainted …
"Master, Senior Brother has been smashed to death!" Squirrel ran over and shouted when he saw Lone Wolf's expression.
Fangzheng hurriedly ran over and checked his breathing. He was still breathing. He wasn't dead!
Red Boy fanned his nose and said, "What's that smell? It's so smelly … "
Monkey looked up into the sky. He would rather die than admit that he had farted!
After confirming that Lone Wolf had only fainted, Fangzheng felt relieved. However, he said suspiciously, "Why does this fellow look like he's been poisoned? His eyes are rolling back, and he's sticking out his tongue. He's just short of foaming at the mouth … "
Monkey's face turned redder. Thankfully, his face was covered in fur, so no one could tell.
At that moment, there was a thunderous boom. Following that, a strong wind blew, transforming into a black tornado that landed above the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall. Following that, it enveloped the entire Ten Thousand Buddha Hall. It left Squirrel and Monkey trembling in fear. Red Boy also felt like he was facing a formidable foe.
Fangzheng had seen the System renovate One Finger Monastery, so he was naturally not surprised after seeing such a scene. Instead, he clapped his hands and said, "Don't be nervous. This is the miracle I want to show you. How is it? Isn't it awesome? "
Red Boy opened his mouth, but Fangzheng hurriedly said, "Jingxin, shut up!"
Red Boy shrugged in embarrassment. Indeed, disciples had no human rights! He wasn't even allowed to speak.
Squirrel and Monkey had never seen such a huge spectacle. They nodded their tiny heads as they looked at Fangzheng with stars in their eyes! It left Fangzheng feeling extremely comfortable. At the same time, he cursed the System in his heart! If Fangzheng recalled correctly, the last time One Finger Monastery was renovated, he had been chased out by this fellow. But back then, the System was rather gentle … Could it be that System Bro was going through menopause?
Unfortunately, the System ignored Fangzheng. In the strong winds, Fangzheng vaguely saw the shadow of a giant. The giant was brandishing a huge hammer and smashing it. If not for his previous experience, Fangzheng would have suspected that it was an upgraded version of the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall or a forced demolition …
A few minutes later, the clanging sounds vanished as the strong winds dissipated.
Fangzheng eagerly pushed open the door and rushed in. Red Boy, Monkey, Squirrel, and Lone Wolf followed closely behind. Then …
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