Squirrel sat on the table and pulled a piece of watermelon over. After biting off a portion of it, he sat on it and hugged it to eat!
Red Boy squatted beside the water bucket and scooped out the cucumber inside to chew on it.
Upon seeing his three embarrassing disciples, Fangzheng really wished to crack open their heads to see what was in their brains other than food! Thankfully, Monkey beside him was rather well-behaved and did not embarrass him.
When Monkey saw Fangzheng look at him, he gave Fangzheng a questioning look as though he was asking: "Can I go over?"
Fangzheng nodded. Monkey immediately ran to the table and began eating!
Fangzheng was rendered completely speechless.
However, no one minded it. On the contrary, Sun Qiancheng's daughter, Mengmeng, even took out a lollipop and stuffed it into Red Boy's hands. It left Red Boy embarrassed! Having been here for so long, he naturally knew what age lollipops were for. She was treating him like a child! Was he a child? Of course not! Would he eat it? It was simply … simply too delicious!
Therefore, Red Boy and Mengmeng sat on the doorframe and enjoyed a lollipop each.
As Red Boy ate, he said, "Mengmeng, if anyone bullies you in the future, tell me. I'll help you beat them up! I'm awesome. Look at this water bucket! "With that said, Red Boy raised the water bucket.
Mengmeng looked at Red Boy in reverence and clapped. Her face flushed red from excitement as she exclaimed, "Brother Jingxin, you are so awesome!"
"That's for sure! Mengmeng, tell me whatever you want! " Red Boy immediately felt light-headed when he was idolized by Mengmeng. He could not remember how long it had been since he had been idolized by someone. Ever since he left with Guan Yin, he had not taken any lesser demons as his subordinates. The feeling of being flattered made his eyes brim with tears. This was his lost youth!
"Then … Brother Jingxin, Mengmeng wants to ride the big doggy!" Mengmeng suddenly insisted on riding Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf's ears twitched as he shot a glance at Mengmeng and Jingxin.
Jingxin was taken aback. Ride the big doggy? Ride his eldest senior brother? F * * k, why don't you ascend to the heavens?
In One Finger Monastery, the only one who could ride Lone Wolf was Squirrel. If anyone else wanted to climb onto Lone Wolf's back, it would depend on his mood. However, since the girl had spoken, Jingxin had to give it a try. Therefore, Jingxin looked at Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf unceremoniously rolled his eyes at him, turned around, and gave him a slap on the butt. Then, he went to eat his watermelon in peace. What a joke, you little thing, it's fine if you're flirting with girls and hitting on single dogs, but you actually want to abuse dogs? In your dreams!
Red Boy felt awkward. Lone Wolf didn't want to cooperate, so there was nothing he could do.
"Brother Jingxin, the big doggy doesn't seem very happy about it." Mengmeng was very innocent. She was so young that she didn't think much of it. She just said whatever came first.
If it were any other child, it wouldn't have been a big deal, but Red Boy was different. He was once the Demon King, and now he was the Boy of Wealth. He was an immortal who had descended to the mortal world. The arrogance in his bones was not just a little bit. Moreover, it was not easy for him to find the youth of the past from Meng Meng. Just when his blood was boiling, Lone Wolf poured a bucket of water on him. Wasn't this a loss of face?
Red Boy thought of the Bull Demon King's words, "What's the most important? Of course it's face! "
Hence, Red Boy patted Mengmeng's shoulder and said, "Mengmeng, don't worry. It's just riding a big dog. Watch me!"
"Really? Brother Jingxin is awesome. "Mengmeng looked at Jingxin with a look of reverence.
Jingxin was immediately overjoyed. Then, he charged at Lone Wolf with surging killing intent. He held his head high and puffed out his chest. His strides were like the wind, making him look extremely mighty! When he came to Lone Wolf's side, he kicked him in the ass.
Lone Wolf turned his head and looked unhappily at Red Boy.
Red Boy turned his head to glance at Mengmeng, but Mengmeng had been called by Sun Qiancheng to feed her an apple. She wasn't looking at him. Red Boy, who had been extremely domineering a moment ago, immediately smiled sheepishly and whispered into Lone Wolf's ear, "Senior Brother, don't mind him. About that, can you help me with something?"
Lone Wolf decisively shook his head!
Red Boy continued, "Don't do that. Look, we are fellow disciples. As a senior brother, can't you help your junior brother? I didn't ask you for anything when I was grading. "
Lone Wolf fell into thought.
Red Boy continued, "How about this? As long as you help me this once, I guarantee that I'll give you the chance the next time we leave the mountain. How about it?"
Lone Wolf's eyes lit up, but he shook his head. He did not have much desire to leave the mountain.
When Red Boy saw that Lone Wolf was tempted, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give you half of my food!"
Lone Wolf was even more tempted. Then, his gaze landed on the lollipop in Red Boy's hand with ill intentions.
Red Boy's face immediately crumbled as he glared angrily. "Don't go overboard!"
Lone Wolf shook his head and lowered his head to eat. I'm not doing it anymore!
Red Boy: "…"
A few minutes later, in One Finger Village.
"Ahaha … The big white dog runs so fast!" Mengmeng sat on the wolf's back as Red Boy hugged her to prevent her from falling. Lone Wolf held the lollipop in his mouth as he ran. The sweetness in his mouth was rather satisfying … As for the two fellows on his back, could they be heavier than the huge water buckets in the monastery? He had trained before!
Meanwhile, Fangzheng was sitting in front of the television with a group of villagers. He watched the military, tanks, airplanes, intercontinental missiles, nuclear bombs, and other troops slowly walk past the city gates. The discussion became more and more lively.
From the configuration of the various troops to the power of the various weapons, they talked about national and international affairs. The only thing they lacked was bragging about major interstellar events.
With regards to this, Fangzheng did not join in. All he did was listen and watch with a chuckle. There was no other way about it. He had the heart but lacked the strength to talk about such topics!
As for why these villagers were so awesome, each of them bragging like they were half experts, in Dog Song's words, "We have nothing to do every day, so we watch the news when we have nothing to do. Then, we squat at the entrance of the village and brag. I reckon that ordinary experts don't have as much energy as we do. Three heads are better than Zhuge Liang, much less a village of heads … "
Fangzheng thought about it and it did seem to make sense. As for whether their discussion was right or wrong, Fangzheng had no way of verifying it. He just treated it as a joke.
Jiang Zhou shared the same thoughts as Fangzheng. He had already applied to the school to stay in One Finger Village for an extended period of time. Apart from learning and researching carving, he would write down his experiences and insights. He would wake up to the sound of the bell and drum every day. He would smell the freshest air, drink the pure underground water, and do what he loved the most. The carefree days had made him forget about home and work.
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