"Zhao Wu, come over here!" Someone shouted at the top of his lungs.
"That's out of date. Fifth Zhao, learn from the Jin Family Troupe. Do something hot!"
…
A large group of people hooted. The others did not understand what was going on and only thought that they were joining in on the fun.
Fifth Zhao and his wife exchanged looks before finally saying, "Alright. Give me a moment. Let's do some makeup!"
With that said, Fifth Zhao went backstage. He stayed there for quite some time and just as everyone was about to lose their patience, Fifth Zhao came out. He wore a birthday hat from buying a cake and had a bedsheet draped over him. He held a mop in his hand as he walked out unsteadily.
Fifth Zhao's wife immediately knew what Fifth Zhao was up to. She sighed helplessly and said with a smile, "Darn you. All you got after all this time is this crappy thing. What's this? "
"Can't you tell?" Fifth Zhao asked as he flicked the mop.
"I can't tell. What is this?"
"This Penniless Monk comes from the Tang Kingdom of the East," said Fifth Zhao proudly as he looked up.
"Pa!" Just as he said that, Fifth Zhao's wife raised her hand and slapped him, sending his hat flying. She berated him, "Forget it. You call yourself Tripiṭaka? You're more like Tripiṭaka's brother-in-law! "
"What's that?" asked Fifth Zhao as he picked up his hat and put it back on.
"White Dragon Donkey!" answered his wife.
Fifth Zhao: "…"
"Let's not talk about that. Let's get down to business. From now on, you are the queen of Womanland. I'm acting as Tripiṭaka. I'm leaving Womanland. Keep me here, "said Fifth Zhao.
"Keep you here? How? "asked his wife with a perplexed look.
"What do you think … A woman keeping a man here. How do you say that? Oh? Hmm? "Zhao Wu gave him a look that said 'if you know, everyone knows'.
Someone immediately whistled. "Take it off!"
Fifth Zhao's wife glared at the crowd. "What are you talking about? I'm the queen of Womanland. I have integrity! " Then she turned around and winked. "Aiyah, Enemy Tripiṭaka, don't leave. I still want to bear your children …"
"Stop!" Fifth Zhao hurriedly shouted.
"What? Why did it stop? "Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"No, I asked you to act as the Queen of Womanland, not a vixen. Can you be more serious? Also, there's no need for monkeys. This Penniless Monk has one with him. It's already annoying enough, so I don't want any more, "said Fifth Zhao.
Zhao Wu's wife rolled her eyes at him and started again.
"Female benefactor," said Zhao Wu.
"Gahaya?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"Stop!"
"What now?"
"Xuanzang is heading southwest. Why did you come to the northeast with your mouth? What? The king of Womanland was in the northeast? Hahaya … "
"Then let's start again."
…
"Female Benefactor, this poor monk is leaving."
"Where are you going?"
"Is that so? Men, prepare a wreath, paper money, and two beautiful demonesses for the Great Master."
"Stop! I'm going to the Western Paradise to obtain scriptures, not to die! What wreaths and paper money? Am I that kind of person? But … you have to make her look prettier. "
"What's wrong? Are you thinking of finding a mistress? "Zhao Wu's wife was instantly enraged as she placed her hands on her hips and said angrily.
Fifth Zhao hurriedly said, "Dear, don't take it seriously. We are just acting."
"Oh, I nearly forgot. Continue … "
"Female Benefactor, This Penniless Monk is really leaving."
"Brother Yu, are you leaving just like that?"
"Yes."
"Don't you feel nostalgic about something?"
"Nostalgia."
"What are you nostalgic about?"
Fifth Zhao looked at the king's chest and said in all seriousness, "Mantou …"
Pfft! Red Boy instantly spat out a mouthful of water, but there was a series of cheers.
Fangzheng's brows knitted tightly. He was truly at a loss for words when a classic was mocked. He had a nagging feeling that something was amiss …
"Then how many do you want?" The king did not seem to understand.
Fifth Zhao said, "Four. Two white flour mantou and two red heart mantou."
"Pa!" The king raised his hand and slapped him.
"What are you doing?" exclaimed Fifth Zhao.
"Are you Xuanzang? Are you a perverted devil? Is there a Xuanzang like you? "
"Then what should Xuanzang be like?"
"What do you think? Anyway, you can't be like you. Do it again! "
"Brother Yu, it's a long trip. Bring some money."
"There's no need. This Penniless Monk is heading west with the circus. Monkey rides, pig training, and if that doesn't work out, Wu Jing can do some odd jobs. He can wash clothes, boil water, carry a load, etc. He doesn't lack money. He's just lacking … "
"Lacking what?"
"He's lacking a woman to warm his bed. Why don't he be bestowed with two palace maids?"
"What the f * * k, are you Xuanzang? Is your brain full of spermatozoa? "
"Why not Xuanzang? My equipment is all pirated. Can't people be pirated? "
"Scram!" Fifth Zhao's wife raised her leg and kicked him. With a whoosh, Fifth Zhao slid more than two meters away and tumbled to the ground …
The crowd cheered again. At the same time, someone shouted, "It's not exciting! Fifth Zhao, do something more exciting! "
"Do something like the Jin Family Troupe!"
"That's right. Call him Daddy!"
"Aren't wives meant for public use?"
"Haha!"
The crowd began to stir again as there was a cacophony of laughter.
Although Fifth Zhao and his wife had put on heavy makeup, Fangzheng could tell that their expressions were a little unnatural.
Fifth Zhao said, "I don't know anything about the Jin Family Troupe."
"Don't say you don't know! You don't want to act, right? Aren't you not giving them face? Is this how you behave when they give you money? I really won't dare hire you in the future. I might as well hire someone from the Jin Family Troupe, "someone shouted.
Fifth Zhao's expression immediately turned gloomy.
Fifth Zhao's wife rushed over and kicked Fifth Zhao. "What are you thinking? We can act whatever the audience wants to see. Let's act as a rat entering the human body. "
"That's good! Hahaha! "
"Fifth Zhao, enter the human body!"
"Please take it off!"
"How can I enter the human body if I don't take it off?"
…
Fifth Zhao and his wife exchanged looks and gritted their teeth. They got up to act.
When Fangzheng saw this, he shook his head slightly. He still had some anticipation in the beginning. Although Tripiṭaka's act was a prank, it ultimately did not cross the bottom line of morality. But towards the end, there was basically no morality to speak of. Although they did not really take off their clothes, all sorts of teasing, explicit words, and explicit actions turned into the Two-people Rotation that Fangzheng had seen in the past. Fangzheng did not watch the subsequent performances. Instead, he lowered his eyelids and silently chanted the scriptures.
Squirrel burrowed into Fangzheng's clothes in embarrassment, refusing to come out. Lone Wolf lay there watching with relish. From time to time, he would even growl.
Red Boy's eyes rolled back as he watched. Clearly, he did not like such an unsightly performance.
Monkey followed Fangzheng and chanted the scriptures.
However, this was only the beginning. The further they went, the greater the scale.
Finally, Fangzheng could not stand it any longer. He got up and left. Behind the school was a windbreak forest. The forest wasn't wide, and there were only three rows of birch trees. Under the birch trees, there were new branches that were more than a meter tall. As Fangzheng walked, he walked into the forest. Standing in the forest, he listened to the birds chirping and felt a lot better.
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